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Angry Nerd scientists and their desalinization plots: GOLDEN SHOWER SOCIALISM! - 01-03-2019, 05:16 PM

BBC: A UK-based team of researchers has created a graphene-based sieve capable of removing salt from seawater.

The sought-after development could aid the millions of people without ready access to clean drinking water.

I am so sick of nerds with their "save the world" this and their "help the poor" that. Especially their attempts the thwart God's will with their desalinization plots! Jesus can turn water into wine, and He can turn salt water into fresh water, if He wants it that way. (John 2:1-11) But He does not, He made the oceans salty for a reason, and He controls the salinity of bodies of water to this day.

If poor people die for a lack of fresh water, that is because God WANTS them to die for a lack of fresh water. The Nile was turned to blood as punishment for Egyptian sins. (Exodus 7:17–18).

They can also drink so-called "dirty" water, germunists want you to believe that dirty water causes disease, but the Bible clearly states that plagues are caused by God's Wrath.

Also, what's so bad about salt water? Poor people are always eating salty junk food, soy sauce is basically liquified salt, surely if they cut that out of their diet they could drink saltwater and live.

We know that during the Great Deluge, aka Noah's Flood, the LORD kept both freshwater fishes AND saltwater fishes alive at the same time. (Genesis 6:9–8:22) So that means freshwater fishes can survive salt water, they just stay in rivers because they are wimps.

There is only one possible explanation for why nerds are doing this: they want poor people to drink more, which means they will pee in alleyways more. Yes, nerds have directed vital research funds away from useful things like sportsgear and super-cupholders because they have a pee-fetish! They are plotting a New World Order of GOLDEN SHOWER SOCIALISM!

Friends, the TRUE GOLDEN RULE is: No Golden Showers! (1 Samuel 25:22, 1 Samuel 25:34, 1 Kings 14:10, 1 Kings 16:11, 1 Kings 21:21, 2 Kings 9:8)

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Default Re: Nerd scientists and their desalinization plots: GOLDEN SHOWER SOCIALISM! - 01-05-2019, 05:56 AM

Amen, Brother! The only human who is allowed to bathe in golden showers is Donald J. Trump ()!
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