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Thumbs up Hello! - 08-14-2019, 10:13 AM

Hello!I am a Bisexual person whom is willing to have a mature and civil conversation (i.e insults are not civil,ect.)
I hope we can all be friends.


i would appreciate to know if(and where) the Holy Bible (catholic) where it states that it is wrong to be homosexual.


Many thanks,
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Jesus Re: Hello! - 08-14-2019, 01:36 PM

As an example of the perfect hetero male I am surprised by the ignorance of this question. Not only will you find the answer easily if you do a search, (of course you are too busy fornicating to do that) but the answer is easily found if you actually read your Bible. Obviously you don’t really want answers, you want attention.

I pray for your soul and that normal affections replace the sick ones you practice now. As for me, I am going to go bring men to Christ, not to bed. Praise God!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Hello! - 08-14-2019, 03:49 PM

Hello Niceman87, and welcome to our friendly forums! In your haste to find more ways to offend the sweet infant Jesus, you seem to have neglected the directions at the top of the page. I suppose as a Catholic you think you're entitled to the attentions of the clergy while the LORD looks the other way, but I can assure you, there is no diddling going on here behind any curtains, closed doors, or ficus plants. You will find only Bible Believing, Born Again Christian men and women who are filled with the Holy Spirit! Won't you consider Salvation yourself? Then you will find all the answers you seek!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Cross Re: Hello! - 08-14-2019, 04:14 PM

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Hello!I am a Bisexual person whom is willing to have a mature and civil conversation (i.e insults are not civil,ect.)
I hope we can all be friends.


i would appreciate to know if(and where) the Holy Bible (catholic) where it states that it is wrong to be homosexual.


Many thanks,
Niceman87
While we would appreciate you following forum rules, from what I have been led to understand, you people are not capable of doing that. Just like you inability to read. I'll pray for you
Had you read, you'd also know we are Baptists and not Mary worshippers.


Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: Hello! - 08-14-2019, 04:17 PM

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Hello!I am a Bisexual person whom is willing to have a mature and civil conversation (i.e insults are not civil,ect.)
I hope we can all be friends.


i would appreciate to know if(and where) the Holy Bible (catholic) where it states that it is wrong to be homosexual.


Many thanks,
Niceman87

I think you should read our syllabus for
new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are
your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an
introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to
back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the
search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello! - 08-14-2019, 04:41 PM

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Hello!I am a Bisexual person whom is willing to have a mature and civil conversation (i.e insults are not civil,ect.)
I hope we can all be friends.


i would appreciate to know if(and where) the Holy Bible (catholic) where it states that it is wrong to be homosexual.

Many thanks,
Niceman87
Hello, Miss Niceman, and to at .
It appears as though you have bypassed our friendly request at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You will find that we are a group of servants of the , studying the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity:

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

So, as for your asking about discussing the Cathyolick Bible, let me put it you as delicately as possible, in two words: Forget It. It's not going to happen. We study only the . But I can tell you what it says in that blessed Book about your confused personal business:

Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

So, that settles the bisexual bit. You're one or the other, so kindly act appropriately. As for the homersexualistic part, this is what declares in Romans 1:26, 27, 32:

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

We look forward to getting to know you here, at our cordial .

Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Hello! - 08-14-2019, 08:47 PM

What did i do wrong, i just wanted to have a civil discussion and you are assuming things about me...That is very rude...
Jesus would not like the way you are acting to me as quoted
Ephesians 4:31-32

Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.


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What did i do wrong, i just wanted to have a civil discussion and you are assuming things about me...That is very rude...
Jesus would not like the way you are acting to me as quoted
Ephesians 4:31-32

Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

Thanks,
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You're welcome, Miss Niceman. Now, then, did you take any real time to look at the Holy Scriptural references that were left for your benefit? Here's one more for you to consider carefully:

II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".

And, here are a couple of others that will be especially relevant to you:

I Corinthians 6:9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

I can sense your upset in our telling you these things, but, really, they're for your own good. But, you can always take it up with Almighty when you stand before on Judgment Day. I'm sure He will be more than happy to hear your concerns, and He will allow you plenty of time. But, it won't do you any good. You see, you will be in Eternity by then, and the fires of will be below you ... waiting for the to open the trap door to let you fall into your eternal home.

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

I do hope that you will give consideration to these words, Miss Niceman. Have a pleasant day.

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...Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you...
Do the bolded sections say "everybody" (including those who barge in demanding answers without having the courtesy to introduce themselves as specifically requested in the welcoming email) or something else?



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What did i do wrong
You asked your question on the wrong forum. If you want to know what the catholic "bible" says, you need to ask on the Catholic Answers Forum, which you will find here:


Good luck, dear.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Its time for The Raid on this site...(A few final words to the "Humans" here) - 08-14-2019, 11:49 PM

Okay...Lord...forgive me for the words of hate that im about to speak...but im about to rip on this whole damn site!

This entire site just proves why nobody should be christian
Im going to rate everyone whom commented on my post.


BrotherLarry:Your not a "Perfect hetero male" and please...dont pray any of your satanic nonsense into my holy brain.


Mary:I didnt offend The lord and savior...you rather (by the looks of it) have a failing marriage and drink on sundays and then write comments on here


James:Your profile picture screams "Redneck Inbred" from 1000 Miles away.


Pastor Ezekiel:Yes! The Narcissistic Cuntbag himself! Dude...Your not hot...You look like you just walked out of a russian arms center... Get over it...And honestly you saying your gunna pray to remove the demons out of my Rectum is pretty Homosexual...


Isabelle (Grandma) White:Yes its her! 149 years and still going...i guess the thought process is the same..."Gays are bad" "AHHHH A PERSON OF A DIFFERENT RACE" Did you know Adolf Hitler well...Were you pen-(Sorry) Stone Tablet pals?(Some of you cant realize i know hitler was around in 1947 its called a joke tbh)


Joanna: Your the first....actual nice human ive seen on this site...100+ Prayers to you


Ban me all you want...But the Raid on This website has just begun

See you in hell whilst i relax with Jesus!




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Default Its time for The Raid on this site...(A few final words to the "Humans" here) - 08-14-2019, 11:56 PM

Okay...Lord...forgive me for the words of hate that im about to speak...but im about to rip on this whole damn site!

This entire site just proves why nobody should be christian
Im going to rate everyone whom commented on my post.


BrotherLarry:Your not a "Perfect hetero male" and please...dont pray any of your satanic nonsense into my holy brain.


Mary:I didnt offend The lord and savior...you rather (by the looks of it) have a failing marriage and drink on sundays and then write comments on here


James:Your profile picture screams "Redneck Inbred" from 1000 Miles away.


Pastor Ezekiel:Yes! The Narcissistic Cuntbag himself! Dude...Your not hot...You look like you just walked out of a russian arms center... Get over it...And honestly you saying your gunna pray to remove the demons out of my Rectum is pretty Homosexual...


Isabelle (Grandma) White:Yes its her! 149 years and still going...i guess the thought process is the same..."Gays are bad" "AHHHH A PERSON OF A DIFFERENT RACE" Did you know Adolf Hitler well...Were you pen-(Sorry) Stone Tablet pals?(Some of you cant realize i know hitler was around in 1947 its called a joke tbh)


Joanna: Your the first....actual nice human ive seen on this site...100+ Prayers to you


Ban me all you want...But the Raid on This website has just begun

See you in hell whilst i relax with Jesus!




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Scared Re: Hello! - 08-15-2019, 12:12 AM

Son, if you have a problem with anything we have posted here, take it up with Jesus. We've read the book of rules He wrote for us and we follow them all. You think we want to persecute gays, abuse women, and whip our children? I, for one, don't want to, but I REALLY don't want to burn in Hell forever. Christ is king. He created the world, He makes the rules, not us. We do what He wants, no matter how unpleasant it may be, or He'll toss us into the lake of fire.

Have you ever seen that old episode of The Twilight Zone where the town is stuck in an alternate dimension with the bratty omnipotent kid who kills them if they do or think anything that displeases him? It's a good metaphor for the human condition in the Christian worldview.


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Default Re: Its time for The Raid on this site...(A few final words to the "Humans" here) - 08-15-2019, 12:15 AM

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Okay...Lord...forgive me for the words of hate that im about to speak...but im about to rip on this whole damn site!

This entire site just proves why nobody should be christian
Im going to rate everyone whom commented on my post.

BrotherLarry:Your not a "Perfect hetero male" and please...dont pray any of your satanic nonsense into my holy brain.

Mary:I didnt offend The lord and savior...you rather (by the looks of it) have a failing marriage and drink on sundays and then write comments on here

James:Your profile picture screams "Redneck Inbred" from 1000 Miles away.

Pastor Ezekiel:Yes! The Narcissistic Cuntbag himself! Dude...Your not hot...You look like you just walked out of a russian arms center... Get over it...And honestly you saying your gunna pray to remove the demons out of my Rectum is pretty Homosexual...

Isabelle (Grandma) White:Yes its her! 149 years and still going...i guess the thought process is the same..."Gays are bad" "AHHHH A PERSON OF A DIFFERENT RACE" Did you know Adolf Hitler well...Were you pen-(Sorry) Stone Tablet pals?(Some of you cant realize i know hitler was around in 1947 its called a joke tbh)

Joanna: Your the first....actual nice human ive seen on this site...100+ Prayers to you

Ban me all you want...But the Raid on This website has just begun

See you in hell whilst i relax with Jesus!

hatefully,
NolongerNiceman87
Oh, my goodness, Miss NoLongerNice! Is that any way to behave, especially when you are a guest on ? Gracious, goodness me, you do have some serious issues, but I know what it is, Dear. It's called SIN. You don't want to accept the fact that the knows what you've been up to with your naughty bits and how you're going to land yourself in for eternity -- and all because you don't want to hear the message about the blessed, shed of the Lamb!

You've made some terrible statements about some of 's finest people. But, guess what? Whilst I cannot speak for the others, let me say, here and now, that although you've been most unkind, I do forgive you for the hurtful things you've uttered, and I do that from within the unfathomable depths of the goodness of my big heart.

Ephesians 4:32 "And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you."

Luke 6:27 "But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you".

As for the things you've said about my brothers and sisters here, I can tell you that what you've written is nothing more than gossip, idle chit-chat, nastiness! I do so hope that you will issue an apology to these fine, servants of the .

Psalm 105:15 "Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm."

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Default I must do what i must do - 08-15-2019, 12:17 AM

If it means 100 million years in a lake of fire...i will do it...because i suffer so one person does not have to suffer...I love Jesus Christ....but i just....im...confused on what is right...and what is wrong
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That's easy. Read the KJV 1611 Holy Bible. If you follow it 100%, everything you're doing is "right." Not by our standards, but in God's eyes. That's all that matters when eternity is concerned.


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...I love Jesus Christ...
Nope. You love your image of Jesus, which is based on ignorance.


Only you can cure that ignorance. Read the Bible. The whole thing.



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