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Default Re: Greetings from an atheist - 05-08-2019, 06:12 PM

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The True Christian™ has gifts of the Spirit, including discernment. You have given me no reason to declare you a straight person. You have no wife, apparently; you have not mentioned a gun collection. You haven't discussed hunting or fishing or siring sons like a hopeful hetero male would do, no matter how young.


And we don't insult the gaywise here. We love them and pray for them. I know personally the joy they can bring. That's why it's not necessary to hide from us even your darkest sin.


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Well, I do plan on owning guns and one of my wishes in to start hunting. As of now, I only own a Mondial Brevettata model 1900.
I plan on getting myself ammo for it.



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This is very familiar. Where have I seen it all before, just days ago? Oh look, here it is!

Are you implying that I am the same person as OP of that thread. I most surely am not. Please check the IP adress under which I am posting this and you shall have your ultimate proof.

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As dear Sister Mary has so kindly noted, once our investigation is finished, then you might be able to post new threads. But only IF our Godly investigators are satisfied that you are not here to cause trouble, troll, or otherwise conduct yourself in a manner that is not in accordance with our Godly principles.


Why do you think it's odd that I'm 84? The good Lord has spared me from a stroke, and so far I don't have any other unfortunate health conditions. And that is largely due to clean living and worshipping the good Lord constantly, although I do thank you for wishing me well, and I return the sentiment. That's why I've referred you to Biblical verses that you need to know.


As for your statement about us having any "legit evidence to look on and review", I do believe that I have shared some very important and relevant Scriptural verses with you. What you need to do is get yourself a copy of the King James Bible, 1611. Open it up and study it carefully. Do NOT get any of those other watered-down versions, and do not cherry-pick the nice verses whilst leaving the stronger ones behind. The KJV Bible is not a box of chocolates. ALL of it is what the Lord has left for us to study, from cover to cover.


II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"


Sincerely,
Isabella W.

As I already mentioned, I am not here to troll and cause trouble in any way, shape or form, which can be proven by my posts so far, and I promise to continue posting well thought out and quality posts.


I do find it a little odd, considering elderly in my country don't really engage in online communities, excluding facebook of course.


I downloaded the version of the Bible you recommended and I will begin reading it tonight. Maybe I will post mine thoughts of it once I am hopefully approved.
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Default Re: Greetings from an atheist - 05-08-2019, 06:21 PM

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Well, I think that faggots and queers are something that should not be normalized ans accepted.
As an atheist, you cannot use religion as a justification of your position, so I'm curious, how do you justify it?

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I stopped believing in God, though I did continue reading about Islam and religion in general, and today I am strongly opposed to Islam, as it has no place in Europe nor America.
That's good to hear. Many atheists would say that Christianity has no place in the civilized world, I'm glad you don't support that position.

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I noticed I got my first "cancer of society" badge. I don't mind insulting badges, but I'd really like to get the "Pro life" one.
When you say "pro life," do you mean "pro all life" (so against death penalty for even the worst criminals), or "pro some life only?"
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Greetings, dear Christians,

First things first, I am Ravenmann and I come from Europe. I am a young man. I'm an atheist.

Before I proceed any further with this introduction, I want to say that I am not here to troll, fight or verbally assault faithful of this forum in any way, shape or form. I am open to getting into civil discussions.

Let's proceed now.

I joined this forum to interact with you guys, share knowledge, facts, info and other stuff.

Now, believe it or not, I most probably agree more with you then any atheist out there. How come? I find it hard to enjoy the company of other atheists because I hold mostly conservative views. For example, I am pro life and anti LGBT.

I admire your Zeal. I have seen many Christian communities water down and start accepting and even proclaiming LGBT as something normal, when it is clear that it's not normal.

I hope we can get along and learn from each other. Thanks for reading.

Ravenmann
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First off, you are chock full of horse doo-doo. People like you always repent when on your death bed or when life does not seem fair. Then you proclaim there is no God because He did not repond to your prayers. Are you really surprised after a lifetime of peeing on His Stefano Bemers?
Let's look at an independent expert, OK.

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Greetings from an atheist - 05-08-2019, 06:24 PM

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Are you implying that I am the same person as OP of that thread. I most surely am not. Please check the IP adress under which I am posting this and you shall have your ultimate proof.

I do find it a little odd, considering elderly in my country don't really engage in online communities, excluding facebook of course.

I downloaded the version of the Bible you recommended and I will begin reading it tonight. Maybe I will post mine thoughts of it once I am hopefully approved.
IP address, my aunt Clara's big toe! Are you so foolish as to think that none of us here have ever heard of VPNs??


Well, I hope it wasn't too much of a culture shock to you to see this old lady on this forum. We don't all sit in rocking chairs with cats on our laps, you know. It might surprise you to know that I still do my own gardening, and I still volunteer at the local library where I was once librarian. Have I missed something about you? Did you mention what country you're from? I may have overlooked that. Sincerely, Isabella We-Know-All-About-IP-Stuff White.



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Greetings, dear Christians,

First things first, I am Ravenmann and I come from Europe. I am a young man. I'm an atheist.


Before I proceed any further with this introduction, I want to say that I am not here to troll, fight or verbally assault faithful of this forum in any way, shape or form. I am open to getting into civil discussions.


Let's proceed now.


I joined this forum to interact with you guys, share knowledge, facts, info and other stuff.


Now, believe it or not, I most probably agree more with you then any atheist out there. How come? I find it hard to enjoy the company of other atheists because I hold mostly conservative views. For example, I am pro life and anti LGBT.


I admire your Zeal. I have seen many Christian communities water down and start accepting and even proclaiming LGBT as something normal, when it is clear that it's not normal.


I hope we can get along and learn from each other. Thanks for reading.


Ravenmann
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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As an atheist, you cannot use religion as a justification of your position, so I'm curious, how do you justify it?

That's good to hear. Many atheists would say that Christianity has no place in the civilized world, I'm glad you don't support that position.

When you say "pro life," do you mean "pro all life" (so against death penalty for even the worst criminals), or "pro some life only?"
It simply is not normal nor natural. I'm sick of libtrash atheists talking about evolution one minute and talking about how faggots are normal in another. I believe humans evolved to have heterosexual sex only. It is not normal. I could list some facts but they are gross and disgusting so I'll refrain from it.


I am pro life in sense of an abortion question. I am all for death penalty for some of the scum of the earth. So you could say pro some life only.

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IP address, my aunt Clara's big toe! Are you so foolish as to think that none of us here have ever heard of VPNs??


Well, I hope it wasn't too much of a culture shock to you to see this old lady on this forum. We don't all sit in rocking chairs with cats on our laps, you know. It might surprise you to know that I still do my own gardening, and I still volunteer at the local library where I was once librarian. Have I missed something about you? Did you mention what country you're from? I may have overlooked that. Sincerely, Isabella We-Know-All-About-IP-Stuff White.

Yes. I do know what a VPN is. I will find a way to prove my authenticity, one way or another


Librarian, you say? I always loved books and libraries. They just have a beautiful feeling to them. To disprove inconsistencies in my story, I will disclose it. I am from Bosnia and Herzegovina. Only muslim country in all of Europe.
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Are you implying that I am the same person as OP of that thread. I most surely am not.
No, just pointing out that the exact same request was made (and denied) only two days ago. This is why it's a good plan to have a bit of a read (and use the search function) before wasting everyone's time.


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Please check the IP adress under which I am posting this and you shall have your ultimate proof.
Why would I do that? We have administrative back-office staff for that sort of thing.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Greetings from an atheist - 05-08-2019, 06:45 PM

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.
No need for hostility, Pastor Ezekiel(unrelated, but you have a cool name)


I literally promise that I am here to learn about christianity and talk with people well versed in that religion. I am not saying that I know more then you, but I noticed that you have a subforum for exposing new age religions such as Wicca and I have quite a bit knowledge on them and I would like to contribute so you can recognize them and their symbols as well as messages in public. As I understand, you are one of the admins or leaders, and I thank you for taking your time and replying. I hope that you will see fit to accept me here, even though I am "unsaved". I will not post anything that opposes the rules.
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Greetings, dear Christians,

First things first, I am Ravenmann and I come from Europe. I am a young man. I'm an atheist.


Before I proceed any further with this introduction, I want to say that I am not here to troll, fight or verbally assault faithful of this forum in any way, shape or form. I am open to getting into civil discussions.


Let's proceed now.


I joined this forum to interact with you guys, share knowledge, facts, info and other stuff.


Now, believe it or not, I most probably agree more with you then any atheist out there. How come? I find it hard to enjoy the company of other atheists because I hold mostly conservative views. For example, I am pro life and anti LGBT.


I admire your Zeal. I have seen many Christian communities water down and start accepting and even proclaiming LGBT as something normal, when it is clear that it's not normal.


I hope we can get along and learn from each other. Thanks for reading.


Ravenmann
Welcome, young lady!

I’m guessing that Jesus has bought you here. But is it to test OUR faith or for YOUR Salvation®?

And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved - Acts 2:21

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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It simply is not normal nor natural. I'm sick of libtrash atheists talking about evolution one minute and talking about how faggots are normal in another. I believe humans evolved to have heterosexual sex only. It is not normal.
Excellent point, dear. Do you think we should eradicate all the animal species which also commit this abomination? I know, that would mean no more lamb for dinner, but I'm sure there is at least one edible animal species which members don't participate in homosexual behaviors!
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That's the way to do it, dear! Both Christianity and Islam have been selectively pro-life, killing infidels and protecting lives of their own.
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Excellent point, dear. Do you think we should eradicate all the animal species which also commit this abomination? I know, that would mean no more lamb for dinner, but I'm sure there is at least one edible animal species which members don't participate in homosexual behaviors!
That's the way to do it, dear! Both Christianity and Islam have been selectively pro-life, killing infidels and protecting lives of their own.

I don't really know if the claim about homosexual animals is true. I have grown up with animals and never witnessed anything like that. Could be a queer propaganda.


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I am not saying that I know more then you,
That's good. You can't imagine how many evil sinners come onto this website proclaiming themselves geniuses who know better than us.


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but I noticed that you have a subforum for exposing new age religions such as Wicca
I need to correct you on that. We have a subforum for exposing false religions. This includes new age religions, but also the older cults as well. After all, Islam and Hinduism are equally as false and illegitimate as Scientology and Rastafarianism.


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and I have quite a bit knowledge on them and I would like to contribute so you can recognize them and their symbols as well as messages in public.
But you just told us "I am not saying that I know more than you." While new intelligence on Satan and his wicked works is always welcome, you're not in a position to see right from wrong. You need to convert from the atheist cult and get right with Christ Jesus , and then you will have the necessary mental framework to contribute meaningfully to this body of knowledge.


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I hope that you will see fit to accept me here, even though I am "unsaved". I will not post anything that opposes the rules.
A non-Christian can only ever be tolerated, NEVER accepted. Follow the KJV 1611 Holy Bible to the letter, and we'll welcome you with open arms as a brother. Reject Christ, and we'll see you in Hell, from Heaven.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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That's good. You can't imagine how many evil sinners come onto this website proclaiming themselves geniuses who know better than us.



I need to correct you on that. We have a subforum for exposing false religions. This includes new age religions, but also the older cults as well. After all, Islam and Hinduism are equally as false and illegitimate as Scientology and Rastafarianism.



But you just told us "I am not saying that I know more than you." While new intelligence on Satan and his wicked works is always welcome, you're not in a position to see right from wrong. You need to convert from the atheist cult and get right with Christ Jesus , and then you will have the necessary mental framework to contribute meaningfully to this body of knowledge.




A non-Christian can only ever be tolerated, NEVER accepted. Follow the KJV 1611 Holy Bible to the letter, and we'll welcome you with open arms as a brother. Reject Christ, and we'll see you in Hell, from Heaven.
Right and wrong is subjective. What I meant to say is that I have the knowledge about those religions that have been gained from internal sources, such as interacting with some long standing members or obtaining and reading some hard to find book that gives us some insight on how those cults work. Also, please note that atheists are not a cult in any way.
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So, that's about it. I hope I can be tolerated, if not accepted.
So far you're hardly tolerable. You keep talking about yourself and what you want. We're here to talk about JESUS and what HE wants.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Dearest Granny Isabella,


If this muslim terrorist insults you just let me know and I will get on the next plane (unless he's on it) to defend you. You know the burden I have for the homersekshul and he's already trying to insult me - er, them - and I'm not fooled by his pretend politeness. I know as a muslime his inherent nature is violence and divisiveness. I bet he didn't even vote for Trump and probably wants to see Bob Barr impeached.

Note how he won't reveal his age because he doesn't want us to know he is a 64 year old from Iraq or somewhere like that, planning the next 9/11. May GOD (not allah, piss be on him) save his soul.

PS: Raven, once again you use pejorative linguisticisms to describe the homer. We do NOT insult people here and these statements do not set well with our Dept of Faith. Nonetheless, I hope the LORD GOD blesses you on our friendly and welcoming forums.
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From "O, God, Our Help in Ages Past" --
Under the shadow of your throne
Your saints have dwelt secure;
Sufficient is Your Arm alone,
And our defense is sure.


Now, you just have yourself a blessed day, Dear Beloved One. And if that Mooslim bothers you, just let me know and I'll be sure to give him a piece of my Godly mind! Lovingly, Granny Isabella.



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No need for hostility, Pastor Ezekiel...
Waltzing in somewhere you at least expect to not be welcomed with open arms, you go and TELL the guy in charge how to react to your presence?

On that note, even though your sex (and sexuality) may be open questions yet, at least they know you're white.

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Oh ho ho ho, that's rich! You want to learn about Christianity? READ THE BIBLE. It's all there. Even the bits where it says that anyone who isn't Saved™ (to their standards, natch) is a lying bastard who lies constantly, and you just lied right there.



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Yes. I do know what a VPN is. I will find a way to prove my authenticity, one way or another

Librarian, you say? I always loved books and libraries. They just have a beautiful feeling to them. To disprove inconsistencies in my story, I will disclose it. I am from Bosnia and Herzegovina. Only muslim country in all of Europe.
Rest assured: we are waiting for this authentication. I might mention that we have many trolls swinging their way through our Hallowed gates here, so we've heard all of this before.

You're right about how libraries can have a beautiful feeling to them, especially when they have shelves and shelves full of books that glorify God Almighty. But there are also times when libraries have a dark, sinister side to them, when we find that LIE-beral books have crept their way onto the shelves. As former head librarian, and now gladly volunteering my time, I am able to purge the shelves of current, trendy books, such as anything to do with the hoax of climate change, or the assertion of those LGBT-rights people, or the evils of medical abominations (such as "helpful guides" for the troubled tranny type.) This coming weekend, I will be hosting the monthly book-burning ceremony where these books shall "somehow or another" find their way onto the piles of burning leaves from my garden. Sincerely, Isabella W.

P.S. Speaking of glorifying God Almighty, I would like to leave a verse of Scripture with you. Food for thought! And after you've read this, please consider and remember: without Christ as your Savior, YOU are stepping closer and closer to the jaws of eternal flames in HELL. Hebrews 1:3 "Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high".



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So tell us, why do you spit on our Precious Lord and Saviour's bloodied and broken body, which by the way he endured for your sake, and reject His love gift? I hope you do enjoy Hell.


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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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I don't really know if the claim about homosexual animals is true. I have grown up with animals and never witnessed anything like that. Could be a queer propaganda.
I totally agree. Anecdotal evidence (like what you just provided) is way better than objective observation, systematical data gathering, statistical analysis, and other ways scientists arrive at their crazy conclusions.

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Yes. Well every religious community true to itself should strive to survive and remain pure and true to their teachings. Just the way it is.
I guess I agree. While Christianity (as well as Islam) made a path for itself by centuries of "convert or die" strategy, I guess we don't want to convert literally everybody - after all, God didn't create Hell for it to stay empty, did He?
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Default Re: Greetings from an atheist - 05-09-2019, 07:46 AM

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Well, I think that faggots and queers are something that should not be normalized ans accepted..
I agree completely.

There should be no lengths that a good Christian should not go to make a gaywise turn normal. My understanding is that gay conversion therapy has an excellent record and ex-gays can go on to live long and fruitful lives as productive Christians when they marry and have children as proof that the choice to follow Christ is more powerful than the choice to be attracted by the same sex.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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