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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 12:22 PM

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SO.....one quick question JaJaBinks......All kidding aside,how many of those free fillings have you spit into your keyboard during this rant?
I have no fillings.

My teeth are both completely intact and correctly aligned.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 12:40 PM

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I have no fillings.

My teeth are both completely intact and correctly aligned.
Both of them?

Bad teeth is a sure sign of demon possession.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 03:54 PM

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Both of them?

Bad teeth is a sure sign of demon possession.


When the good Lord made us Nigras, he cursed us with sub-standard teefus as punishment.

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 04:01 PM

Psalm 3:7 "Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God! For You have struck all my enemies on the cheek; You have broken the teeth of the ungodly."



White Jesus also had the wisdom not to give darkies an edit button.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 04:02 PM

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When the good Lord made us Nigras, he cursed us with sub-standard teefus as punishment.

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But even when you only have two of them left, they stay Perfectly White© How strange is that?
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 04:03 PM

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Both of them?
I wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-24-2008, 06:34 PM

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I wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that.
So JewJewBinks.......you want me to move that one front tooth you have left to the middle? It would be much better for corn on the cob.
Since you're in the south, that would be a distinct social advantage.


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And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-25-2008, 05:39 PM

Let's get off the subject of teeth. None of you have any idea of how to keep them sharp.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-25-2008, 08:43 PM

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fantastic... you guys are great.

I admire what you're all doing.

And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.
Joe, many people come to this Godly forum and think we are out to insult them. They think our whole point is to find somebody to hate or condemn. They call us racists, homerphobes, and bigots of all sort.

So, you have no idea how refreshing it is when someone realizes that our whole point is not to make fun of people or to hate them, but to tell them what God really says in the Bible.

God hates the sinner AND the sin, and casts every sinner into eternal torture. That's what the Bible says, even though many "false Christian" churches say that it's OK to be a homersexual sodomite, or an adulterer, or divorced and remarried (oops, I already said adulterer), or to wear blended fabrics, or to mingle two kinds of seed in your field (known as polyculture to secular "sustainable" farmers).

We don't try to force God on anyone. No, we just want people to know what the Bible really says, so they can make an informed decision about whether they want to love Jesus and follow all of His laws, or if they'd prefer to spend eternity in Hell.

I'm glad to see you understand!


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