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Exclamation Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 02:55 PM

I was recently sent a copy of this advertisement by a poor persecuted Christian living in New Zealand.

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It claims to show an obvious Jezebel smiling in Church because she allegedly has some kind of perverted sex toy in her anus.

Of course, I had to carry out research to find out what kind of disgusting item these obvious followers of Satan are peddling.
These are (apparently) anal beads:
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I FOUND THESE ON A SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN MARITAL AIDS WEBSITE!



The connection with this "item" and the Catholic Rosary is pretty obvious.
Here is a picture from as long ago as 1578 of a Catholic Homo and his Beads:

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Just look at the way the creature is sniffing the beads
YES! I said HOMO

Also, look at this Catholic Priest trying to force the beads on to a poor unsuspecting child!

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To add insult to injury, these other items also featured on this Christian Pornography site. (Ladies, please close your eyes).

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I have written to the owners of this site and raised the strongest possible objections. I have also demanded that they send samples of these items so I can see first hand how disgusting they are.


If you haven't already realized, "I'm on Anal Beads" is an anagram of Osama bin Laden

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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 03:06 PM

And I thought it was about Dingleberries!


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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 03:06 PM

Sister Talitha,
Thank God for the wonderful work you are doing in His Name! I have long thought about a possible connection between these two items. I would be most appreciative if you would keep me informed of your ongoing research into these depraved "marital aids." I hope to be able to help others in the future withstand these kind of temptations.

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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 03:17 PM

The package indicates multi-purpose. What else could you do with that thing?!?


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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 03:54 PM

I feel physically ill! Do the depths of depravity know no end?

Sister, I will be praying for you as you carry out your GODly research and crusade against perverted toys and those who sell them!

BEWARE however, because it's possible the toys were manufactured by homosexuals and are already carrying AIDS or the same gay chemicals that are injected into Skittles!



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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 06:12 PM

Dissssssssgusting! Leave it to the Catlicks to do something sickening and perverted with beads and butts.





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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-07-2009, 06:46 PM



...and to try to Torture a poor little Easter Bunny with those vile things too
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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-08-2009, 12:48 AM

I'm sure the lesbian whores I've been keeping tabs on (Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, and Lily Allen) are all well acquainted with those disgusting devices.

Especially Lily Allen, an admitted 'back there' slut!




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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 04-08-2009, 02:31 AM

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This guy could use it as dental floss.
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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 05-07-2009, 10:05 PM

So talitha what kind of research do you plan on doing with them? im new to this site and don't know what you mean exactly.


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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-06-2009, 08:45 PM

Those things are perverted. I couldn't imagine the type of person that would use them. They are just plain nasty.
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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-13-2009, 01:31 AM

Since I am certain this thread has something to do with Dora Denkins, I fastidiously avoided reading any of it.

I will offer this, however: "Satan's Rosary" seems redundant. Since the cheap costume jewelry Roman Catholics fumble their foolish way around while mindlessly repeating magical incantations is clearly a relic of Satan's Gift Shop, all "rosaries" of of the Devil -- regardless of how they are used.
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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-13-2009, 04:57 AM

I think if a lot of you tight-assed Christians (no pun intended) actually tried these marvelous toys, your attitude would change. The anus is not as dirty as your patriarchal, heterosexual society tells you. The anus is a wonderful fountain of pleasure, meant to be stimulated by your partner. My wife and I owe much of the satisfaction of our sex life with each other due to creative anal play on each other.

I would imagine once you people become ANALLY LIBERATED you wouldn't be so judgemental, racist, bigoted, and downright mean in real life.



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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-13-2009, 05:27 AM

wait... aren't regular rosaries already of satan, seeing as how the catlick church uses them?
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Even as a fellow sexually liberated atheist, I find that a downright disturbing string of words, in or out of context.
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Oh deary me! It's time to redecorate. I had NO idea!



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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-14-2009, 04:51 AM

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wait... aren't regular rosaries already of satan, seeing as how the catlick church uses them?
Yea and if you would've scrolled just a little bit up you would see that America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers made that exact same point. Try getting some original thoughts for a change.



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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-14-2009, 04:54 AM

Yes, thank you for pointing that out, but I tend to avoid anything Bowers has to say. America's Best Christian? I'm not a man of the Word, but if there ever was a generation of vipers, it's LBC.
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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-14-2009, 05:02 AM

Here is someone who made necklaces out of her own anal bead toy:
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Anal bead necklace by sylvain willenz.

series of rubber necklaces made from solid straight moulds dipped into liquid rubber. when cured, the rubber necklace is removed from the tool, creating a hollow and flexible tube. various shapes are obtained, from regular bead arrangements to random molecular conglomerates.
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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 07-14-2009, 05:06 AM

That certainly puts an even more offensive twist on the already ungodly practice of "necking"!


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