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Question What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-08-2009, 07:26 PM

I know, everybody says "France" first thing, but France is merely the standard of wimpiness. For scoring wimpiness, we'll give france two frogs legs worth of courage.

(Click on the nation for more specific details of national wimpiness).

Wimpy: France: Two frogs legs.

Wimpier: Italy: One frogs leg

Wimpier Yet: Canada: half a frogs leg

Wimpiest? My answer will shock you....



























Sparta.

WHAT? You say? SPARTA?!?

Yes, I say Sparta. Take a look at the maps.


Here's a close-up of Napoleon's Empire in Europe:



That's what two frogs legs worth of courage looks like.

Put a pea on Greece, and that's Spartan Empire.


A frogs toenail, at most.

Let's face it, anybody can kill a lot of Arabs and Persians. God placed them here to be our punching bags. And beating (though never even conquering) Greeks? Remember that Macedonia is a separate nation, and they get two frogs legs, dripping with olive oil.

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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-08-2009, 09:10 PM

I have to say the Czechs are pretty wimpy. They couldn't even kick commie butt after they chased them away by waving car keys at them! The commies are still here despite being such cowards that car keys caused them to runaway!!!


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-08-2009, 11:01 PM

Well I'm not sure it qualifies as a "nation," but Japan has to be the wimpiest collection of human beings ever assembled. No one can tell the males from the females without a stripsearch, and even then the results are often inconclusive. When they play "professional" baseball over there, they use aluminum bats, like American children. And they play the same ultra-violent video games just like American kids, but none of them are inspired to violence the way red-blooded Americans are.

The Japs don't even allow guns in the country! None!

How wimpy can you get?


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-09-2009, 07:22 AM

I see on the news this morning Germany is going to outlaw paintball!!!


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 02:23 AM

Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy

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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 02:45 AM

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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 03:14 AM

Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 04:08 PM

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Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.
I would've said Poland, but since the UK is full of Polacks now anyway, I suppose the combination of Mary-Hailing Polack wimpiness with traditional British tea-sipping limpwristedness probably does make us the most effeminate nation on earth.


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 05:49 PM

How could the Spartans not be wimpy? They were proto-Catholics in that their education system was based on ritualized boy-boinking, and everyone knows that once you make the homer deathstyle choice, you automatically and irremediably wimpify. Also, admiration for Sparta is called laconophilia, and you can just tell from that name that it's unimaginably disgusting. Finally, they trusted their unskilled labor to the helots, thus depriving themselves of the proper blue-collar citizenry required for any non-wimpy nation.


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 06:26 PM

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Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.
I love my American brothers here at Landover. I love the Lord. But at the end of the day, I will not stand idly by and let you call us Brits a bunch of wimps. You see this?



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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 11:05 PM

Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.
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Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.
Yes, but it was populated with dotheads, so it wasn't that much of a loss.


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After England turned it's back on Jesus. If they were good Christians they would have simply have shot Gandi as the unbeliever he is.



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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 11:19 PM

True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 05-11-2009, 11:26 PM

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True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.
"Brother"? Really friend, were is your tithe?

But as far a Gandi goes, how is what a bunch pagans feel important to a good and TRUE Christian? Maybe if they were shot two or three times they might realize their false gods are useless and turn towards Jesus before they bleed to death. Like America today Jesus would have provided the UK what they need if only the UK had remained faithful to Him.



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Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.
Therefore making the dot heads remarkably more whimpy. Anyone who resorts to politics really doesn't have a backbone. Why do you think He blessed us with guns?


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Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy

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You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.
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This is the greatest Global pwnage ever dished out by any one country. We are talking a complete and utter domination that has never been matched before or since. The Brits these days may be a lot of things; Godless, morally bankrupt, and a bunch of overweight football hooligans, but one thing we are not, and never have been, is a bunch of pussies. Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years? The only reason that America is where it is today is that God knew that America was his country. It had nothing to do with the French, or us being whimps. Maybe if the UK hadn't turned its back on Christ, we wouldn't be having this conversation at all.
I have to agree with this guy as well. Britain may not be as powerful now as it was 90 years ago but it was not nearly as bad as some other countries. It's hard to believe that it would be considered!
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 08-12-2009, 10:55 AM

could australia be whimpy?
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could australia be any more whimpy than it is?
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