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Default Christianity is stupid. - 06-06-2010, 06:26 PM

And so are all of you.
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-06-2010, 08:49 PM

Son, just because Jesus will not listen to your mockery is no reason to be abusive to your fellow man. Can't we all just get along in love and harmony?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-06-2010, 10:58 PM

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And so are all of you.
Thanks for sharing your atheistic hatred, friend. Enjoy hell.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 02:10 AM

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And so are all of you.
Christianty is one of the most brilliant concepts to conquer the dull minds of men.

It's leaders have been canny, clever and inspired.

Two thousand years of world domination isn't something to be dismissed with a glib remark, fella.

Hie thyself to a purvayor of tomes and procure for thyself thine very own copy of the KJV Bible.

Find out what the fuss is really all about.

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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 02:32 AM

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And so are all of you.
Well, that sort of post will not win you many friends. Why are you so filled with hate son?


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Christianity is stupid. And so are all of you.
You sound like a real Einstein yourself pal. Go act stupid somewhere else, like on the freeway.




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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 05:19 AM

But remember people, we're the intollerant ones


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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 06:54 AM

And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod.
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 11:28 AM

A fishing rod no doubt....

And I don't think christianity is stupid. An ideal or religion in itself cannot be stupid, only humans that made and follow it can be stupid.


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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 11:52 AM

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A fishing rod no doubt....

And I don't think christianity is stupid. An ideal or religion in itself cannot be stupid, only humans that made and follow it can be stupid.
I am sure that you have an igloo to build or a baby seal to club, best get busy. Why do you hate Jesus?
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 06-07-2010, 12:36 PM

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I am sure that you have an igloo to build or a baby seal to club, best get busy. Why do you hate Jesus?
Did I say I hate him? Simply stated that a religion in itself can't be stupid, just people that follow religion.

Unless you've noticed, the norhern part of Earth is getting more sunlight which we are fast on our way to summer. And although we are close to the arctic circle, we don't have that much snow around here at this time of year. Igloos are hard to make without snow and ice, you know.

I live in Pohjanmaa, on the west coast, and since there's no seals around here, I don't really get a chance to club them. I can get meat from the local store much more easily anyway.


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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-07-2010, 11:57 PM

Bah! God and Jesus gave us the way to follow, but us, foolish humans used their words as a political and power weapon...

Humans made the doogma to asset their civilisation and nations, a good willed fellow not following the dogma worthe faaaar better than a fondamentalist calling people to hatred in the name of fanatism...

I follow Finn, i blame humans for their intolerance, hatred and greed of power and domination, not God...
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 12:08 AM

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Bah! God and Jesus gave us the way to follow, but us, foolish humans used their words as a political and power weapon...

Humans made the doogma to asset their civilisation and nations, a good willed fellow not following the dogma worthe faaaar better than a fondamentalist calling people to hatred in the name of fanatism...

I follow Finn, i blame humans for their intolerance, hatred and greed of power and domination, not God...
I see you blame man when things go wrong, but you give credit to God when they go right.

First of all, man is created in God's own image.

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
If you are accusing man of being corrupt and evil, you are calling my sweet LORD the same!


Secondly, what makes you think God doesn't create evil?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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I follow Finn, i blame humans for their intolerance, hatred and greed of power and domination, not God...

Well, certainly God would never misuse religion, that's kinda obvious. And we here at LBC are trying with all our sincere might to stop the deluded fools of the world from twisting the Truth of God's Word. That's why we are all Bible, all the time. We don't let up; and we DON'T leave anything out.

If it's in the Bible, we are prepared to proclaim it; we don't profane it. If God demands it of His followers we are ready to call out as unbelievers and hypocrites those who would wiggle around it.

We here at Landover Baptist Church would never expect any person to do more to follow God's Word than we ourselves are willing to do. And we certainly do not make the mistake of thinking that the misdeeds of men can be attributed to God.

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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 12:33 AM

Of course we can be corrupted and evil, of course we can be dedicated and saints. God created us as free will beings, with universes of possibilities in our hands, people decide of their own ways, good or bad ones. God granted us the power to think, to imagine, to act, to create, to talk, to interract... We are all gods in our own human scale, we all have the power to do SOMETHING; but if i have the possibility to be a good man, so fatally i have also the possibility to do the inverse...

I blame humans for the wrong things and praise god for the good ones? I don't think god could praise a murder, a war or a cataclysm. After all, behind a good action there is also a human hand, a good willed feeling and in the best situation an inspiration from God and the ideas of our religion. Of course i wont cry because God praises positive actions and blame wrong ones.
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 01:13 AM

You're writing a lot of things about good and evil, God and man, but I am still unclear of where you are coming from.

Do you love Jesus? Will you accept His blood sacrifice as the price of your sins? The Bible makes it clear that, "Without the shedding of blood, there is no remission of sin." You sound like some sort of humanist to me. Sure, you mention God, but what do you really know about Him?

Read the Bible for all that you need to know about God, then your heart and mind will be filled; True Religion will follow.

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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 01:45 AM

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Of course we can be corrupted and evil, of course we can be dedicated and saints. God created us as free will beings, with universes of possibilities in our hands, people decide of their own ways, good or bad ones.
Quote scriptures that claim we have free will. I'm about to prove to you using the Bible that we do not.

Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.

Ephesians 1:4-5
According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth. 12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:


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I blame humans for the wrong things and praise god for the good ones?
Yes when people fail, they always blame themselves. When they do well, they give it all up to God. Why don't they give Him credit for everything?

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I don't think god could praise a murder, a war or a cataclysm.
Is God in control of all things or not? Do you think He feels horrible when He decides to smite an entire city with an earthquake or a hurricane? Does He feel good when he decides to heal the cancer He caused?

Of course not. God simply is. Our lot in life is not to question it. Ours is simply to obey!


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 02:08 AM

Of course i am humanist, to be honnest i'm close to the philisophers of the Age of enlightment but i'm as well a believer, the both are perfectly compatible.
The whole difference is i follow the New Testament ideals, but i don't follow blindly the Goespel nor the Dogma of the actual roman chirch. Do i love Jesus and God? I believe in them indeed, as well as i believe there is a part of them within anybody...

It's rather hard to explain but i have a cartesian faith, both believing in god and science, considering the first as the architect of the secondth... After am i right, am i wrong....

I stand in my faith, as well as i know with our growing knowledges in history and ancients culture we will with time more and more understand the true meanings of the Bible, as as we don't have to forget, the Bible is an ancient book, written following ancient cultures and imageries we still have to understand.
But nothing will make me change my opinion, the message of Jesus is and always will be the most positive and opened of mankind...
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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 02:25 AM

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Christianity is stupid. - 08-08-2010, 02:38 AM

Flaming you? I fear you're taking the thing a bit whole heartly (except following the Lovecratf prank, i admit it was childish)

I have came here to make my own opinion on a baptist community, to share my ideas and why not debating or making you exposing your point of view. The whole theologies are made of debates, discussions, thesis, antithesis. So i admit we are'nt theologists but believers, but it does'nt negates discussion...
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