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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 01:24 PM

This thread is about why the English can't type. You still haven't given an explanation as to why you have failed to learn how to use the space key. There's a reason why it's the biggest key on the keyboard, even though it doesn't type anything!


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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 02:53 PM

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Unfortunately, no. I stick to Southern Americanized Redneck English. Hence my obsession with biscuits and gravy. If you were from The Carolinas, you'd know what I was talking about.
I've never understood why the Waffle House doesn't have biscuits and gravy on their otherwise genuinely southern menu. Now the Lizard Thicket restaurants here in South Carolina do have biscuits and sausage gravy with a side of grits served with eggs over easy, but they also have some odd Yankee dishes on the menu which I care not to describe.

Is it possible that the British can't spell because of a dietary deficiency?

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 02:57 PM

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I've never understood why the Waffle House doesn't have biscuits and gravy on their otherwise genuinely southern menu. Now the Lizard Thicket restaurants here in South Carolina do have biscuits and sausage gravy with a side of grits served with eggs over easy, but they also have some odd Yankee dishes on the menu which I care not to describe.

Is it possible that the British can't spell because of a dietary deficiency?

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 03:07 PM

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I've never understood why the Waffle House doesn't have biscuits and gravy on their otherwise genuinely southern menu. Now the Lizard Thicket restaurants here in South Carolina do have biscuits and sausage gravy with a side of grits served with eggs over easy, but they also have some odd Yankee dishes on the menu which I care not to describe.

Is it possible that the British can't spell because of a dietary deficiency?

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Brother Lazerus,

I've always felt that if Waffle House dropped the waffles off their menu and added biscuits and gravy, it'd be the worlds best fine dining establishment. Although, they'd probably have to change their name to Biscuits and Gravy House. Hardees would go out of business in weeks. Bojangles would survive because True Christians love fried chicken.
As to the Brits dietary deficiency being the cause of their illiteracy: Bingo, you hit the nail on the head, sir!
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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 03:08 PM

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I am absolutely shocked at the negativity being shown here.
What's negative about a good, solid southern breakfast? What's negative about our efforts to help the British with their own language? We are True Christians and we are here helping our fellow man.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 03:08 PM

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I am absolutely shocked at the negativity being shown here.
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What on Gods Earth could possibly be negative about biscuits and gravy??? You've totally confused me.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 03:48 PM

I've always liked my biscuits and gravy with a nice hunk of DEER on the side.


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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:09 PM

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What on Gods Earth could possibly be negative about biscuits and gravy??? You've totally confused me.

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Dear Johnnyboy. I have made the most amazing apple pie this evening. Just removed it from the oven, the pastry is all golden and i do believe, this has to be the best pie i have ever baked. Maybe i'm taking things too much to heart again. And i think my literacy is definately improving, for tonight i'm going to settle down and read my Bible and talk with the Lord.
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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:21 PM

Ok, this is a thread about typing accuracy, so I'll point out that you forgot to capitalize the I when you refer to yourself. Low self esteem problems?


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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:22 PM

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Dear Johnnyboy. I have made the most amazing apple pie this evening. Just removed it from the oven, the pastry is all golden and i do believe, this has to be the best pie i have ever baked. Maybe i'm taking things too much to heart again. And i think my literacy is definately improving, for tonight i'm going to settle down and read my Bible and talk with the Lord.
Miss angels,

Perhaps you haven't heard, but I am currently in the market for the future Mrs Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin/Optinal). Your acceptence of Jesus, along with your improved typing skills(please remember to capitolize "I") intrigue me greatly. I am also impressed with your pie baking skills. By any chance, do you know how to filet fish? Also, relocation to North Carolina would be necessary. I almost forgot THE most important question. Biscuits and gravy. Do you know how to make them?
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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:29 PM

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Ok, this is a thread about typing accuracy, so I'll point out that you forgot to capitalize the I when you refer to yourself. Low self esteem problems?
Thankyou Sir,I will remember in future.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:33 PM

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Perhaps you haven't heard, but I am currently in the market for the future Mrs Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin/Optinal). Your acceptence of Jesus, along with your improved typing skills(please remember to capitolize "I") intrigue me greatly. I am also impressed with your pie baking skills. By any chance, do you know how to filet fish? Also, relocation to North Carolina would be necessary. I almost forgot THE most important question. Biscuits and gravy. Do you know how to make them?

Dearest Johnnyboy.I did see that you are looking for the future Mrs Johnnyboy.I am very good at cooking,but always trying to work harder to improve.May I ask you're what favourite pie is?.And yes Sir I can fillet a fish,though I have never cleaned a Catfish. Yes I can make Biscuits and gravy.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:40 PM

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Dearest Johnnyboy.I did see that you are looking for the future Mrs Johnnyboy.I am very good at cooking,but always trying to work harder to improve.May I ask you're what favourite pie is?.And yes Sir I can fillet a fish,though I have never cleaned a Catfish. Yes I can make Biscuits and gravy.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:44 PM

Here's today's spelling lesson:
The difference between capitol and capital:
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The word capitol is used to refer to the building where a legislature (such as the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives) meets while the word capital refers to the city which serves as the seat of government. You can remember the difference by thinking of the "o" in the word capitol as a dome, like the dome of the U.S. Capitol in the capital Washington D.C.
Tomorrow we will review the difference between principle and principal.


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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:45 PM

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Apple, peach, and cherry(optional)

The pie I baked today is Apple.I think you would like it.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 05:48 PM

Brother Johnnyboy, it would appear that Sister Angels has the basics well in hand.

Pies, fileting fish, biscuits and gravy. What more could you ask?






I'll tell you what more: Space bar skills, that's what!!!


Ijustgetsoupsetoverpoortypingskillsthatitmakesmybl oodboilbecauseit'ssodifficulttoread.

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Brother Johnnyboy, it would appear that Sister Angels has the basics well in hand.

Pies, fileting fish, biscuits and gravy. What more could you ask?






I'll tell you what more: Space bar skills, that's what!!!


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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-25-2009, 07:38 PM

The Lord knows I am trying so hard to change my ways.
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Dearest Johnnyboy.I did see that you are looking for the future Mrs Johnnyboy.I am very good at cooking,but always trying to work harder to improve.May I ask you're what favourite pie is?.And yes Sir I can fillet a fish,though I have never cleaned a Catfish. Yes I can make Biscuits and gravy.

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Default Re: Why can't the English type? - 06-26-2009, 11:21 AM

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The Lord knows I am trying so hard to change my ways.

By jove, I think she's got it.

Congratulations, Sister Angels, so please go forward with your exchanges with Brother Johnnyboy.


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