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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 06-23-2009, 07:12 PM

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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 06-23-2009, 07:40 PM

That is truly some sad news, Reverend Jim. The only things I can think of that are gayer than soccer are interior decorating and choreography. You'd think the ball was a giant estrogen pill or something.
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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 06-23-2009, 07:44 PM

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I personally find soccer about as exciting as watching a '53 Chevy pick up rust next to a crumbling shack. American football is in my opinion the greatest sport on the planet, and the greatest football team is the DALLAS COWBOYS.
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With all due respect, Luther was quite correct in pointing out the inherent superiority of the Pittsburgh Steelers over virtually all of their rivals.

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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 06-23-2009, 08:43 PM

I agree, some of those images are really gay.


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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 06-24-2009, 06:13 AM

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If you'd bothered reading the thread you'd know exactly whats wrong with soccer. We're trying to prevent a True Christians grand nephew from becoming a hopeless queer. Now, kindly tell us a little about yourself. Most new folks(except the Brits and heathen trolls) have the good manners to introduce themselves in the intro forum before they start asking stupid questions.

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Heres a good question for you.Do you know of David Beckham,Pele,any of the worlds greatest footballers?. There is no way you can say that by playing footbal you are on a direct line to being gay.Where does all this come from?
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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 06-25-2009, 02:41 PM

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Heres a good question for you.Do you know of David Beckham,Pele,any of the worlds greatest footballers?. There is no way you can say that by playing footbal you are on a direct line to being gay.Where does all this come from?
Beckham and Pele are/were SOCCER players. It has already been established that SOCCER is gay. Didn't you see the instructive pictures and films that were posted in this thread that indisputably prove that soccer and thus by association, soccer players are gay?

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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 01:57 PM

Interesting post Rev. Jim. While I do agree that no scoring is bad for well, everything. I disagree that soccer makes you homosexual. If that was true, I would not be born right now because my father was on the Football team, the Wrestling team and the soccer team. I happen to enjoy soccer, it's a very fun sport. My lower school was mixed, and they had few students (private school) so we had boys and girls playing the same game. What it lead to was a respect for both sexes. Especially when your a goalie.
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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 02:27 PM

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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 02:31 PM

You know, I went back and saw the pictures. Boy, did I ever laugh. Fairly awkward soccer moments. Luckily, I never got into one of those. That's pretty hardcore stuff there. Seriously, if it makes it that big as an Image. It will be pretty bad.

Also, for the last post. You don't know me, I've made less than a dozen posts here. How am I homosexual? Even if I was, how is it bad? If you believe that it's a sin, should that sin not be between the sinner and God?
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Interesting post Rev. Jim. While I do agree that no scoring is bad for well, everything. I disagree that soccer makes you homosexual. If that was true, I would not be born right now because my father was on the Football team, the Wrestling team and the soccer team. I happen to enjoy soccer, it's a very fun sport. My lower school was mixed, and they had few students (private school) so we had boys and girls playing the same game. What it lead to was a respect for both sexes. Especially when your a goalie.
So, what you are saying is your dad was "on the down low". Is he still doing it with men? Or did he progress (as is almost always the case with sexual perversion and drugs) to animals? Soccer and football are gay, as is wrestling (perhaps the gayest of them all).
Parents send their kids away to school so they can have freedom to act out on their most twisted of fantasies. They also send the kids off because they hate them.


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So, what you are saying is your dad was "on the down low". Is he still doing it with men? Or did he progress (as is almost always the case with sexual perversion and drugs) to animals? Soccer and football are gay, as is wrestling (perhaps the gayest of them all).
Parents send their kids away to school so they can have freedom to act out on their most twisted of fantasies. They also send the kids off because they hate them.
What do you mean, the "down-low"?

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Finally Some of the GAYEST People on earth! A pair of US marines fighting it out.

Some HOMOSEXUAL army guys playing FOOTBALL!

Woah, now you're saying that my parents follow state law to send me to school so they can do things I don't know about at home? Riiight. First you guys say video games are bad for development. Then you say that the schools we go to are just escapes for our parents. Woah man, like being stuck between a rock and a hardplace. No, we ARE stuck between a rock and a bigger rock with those two rocks being covered by a larger, heavier rock.
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You've gone from relatively intelligent posts to scatter brained psychotic ramblings. Are you OK or is the shock too much for a mere lad?


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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 03:40 PM

Now you know, quite specifically, how I felt about the OP. You're not condemning sports, you're condemning human contact in general. The fact is, that in doing this, you've called the overwhelming majority of Americans homosexual. That includes everyone in the Armed Forces, the entire police department, the entire fire department, probably the entire medical profession, the entire coast guard and anyone who has worked with search and rescue. Now, at least understand how I can see this as crazy you see the post I just made. At least I can understand your reasoning.
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Now you know, quite specifically, how I felt about the OP. You're not condemning sports, you're condemning human contact in general. The fact is, that in doing this, you've called the overwhelming majority of Americans homosexual. That includes everyone in the Armed Forces, the entire police department, the entire fire department, probably the entire medical profession, the entire coast guard and anyone who has worked with search and rescue. Now, at least understand how I can see this as crazy you see the post I just made. At least I can understand your reasoning.
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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 03:55 PM

I think that what you say about soccer is a stereotype, and if you trust your grand nephew at all you will let him play.

Karate is a great way to build self defence and confidence, and the only difference between us and the Japanese is the amount of melanin in our skin...

I'm also a Catholic with Buddhist philosiphy. The two go hand in hand, and teach to turn the other cheek and live peacefully with others.
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Karate is a great way to build self defence and confidence, and the only difference between us and the Japanese is the amount of melanin in our skin...
Are you kidding???????????? Did you want to turn this into a list thread about the difference between Americans and Japanese?


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Default Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 04:06 PM

He did insult the Japanese and mentioned Karate. I was only replying to that. You are a hateful person.
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You are a hateful person.
That really helps a lot. It's been good knowing you.


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Smile Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER! - 07-28-2009, 04:10 PM

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I think that what you say about soccer is a stereotype, and if you trust your grand nephew at all you will let him play.
Stereotypes exist for a reason.

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Karate is a great way to build self defence and confidence, and the only difference between us and the Japanese is the amount of melanin in our skin...
There is more of a difference from the nips and an American. They have those devious slanty eyes. They are very small. They are inscrutable, you know what that is like! I could go on but I am sure when you honestly face the truth, you know and agree.

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I'm also a Catholic with Buddhist philosiphy. The two go hand in hand, and teach to turn the other cheek and live peacefully with others.
You are a half breed? Well, that certainly explains a lot. Does your dad know?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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