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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-21-2010, 08:24 AM

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You people are prejudicial. Cycling is not gay at all. Your research is flawed, and you are biased.
Care to back that statement up?

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And there's nothing wrong with being gay, sure, it says its bad in the bible, but it also says to stone your wife if she is not a virgin at the time of marriage. How many of you did that too?

I'm guessing none.
You would be guessing wrong then.


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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-21-2010, 08:29 AM

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And there's nothing wrong with being gay, sure, it says its bad in the bible, but it also says to stone your wife if she is not a virgin at the time of marriage. How many of you did that too?

I'm guessing none.
Hi Friend. Well, we can't really answer that, as this kind of information is classified by the DoF. Obviously, we Christians have to obey secular law, but then again we also have to follow God.

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I can tell you that there were some problems with one of Brother Abner's daughters, and it was... ugly ... best to forget. Let's just say it took some time to clean up Brother Abner's doorstep.


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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-21-2010, 10:15 AM

You people are WANKSPANNERS.
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You people are WANKSPANNERS.
You are just making up words. There is no such thing as a wankspanner. It is called a adjustable spanner.



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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-21-2010, 11:32 AM

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You people are WANKSPANNERS.
I have to admit I'm not familiar with that word. Could this be a, um, wankspanner?

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Anyway, let's talk Jesus friend. The Bible has a thing or two to say about "bikes":

1 Kings 7:33
And the work of the wheels was like the work of a chariot wheel: their axletrees, and their naves, and their felloes, and their spokes, were all molten.

So you better see to it that your spokes don't melt, OK?


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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-21-2010, 11:54 AM

God doesn't exist. HTH.
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God doesn't exist. HTH.
Show me where in the Bible you found this information



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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-21-2010, 09:08 PM

I see the demons are making you lash out. Jesus could help you with that.
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You people are prejudicial. Cycling is not gay at all. Your research is flawed, and you are biased.
Like any other atheist your reading skills leave much to be desired. Does it say "cycling is gay"? No it say's "competitive cycling is gay", there is a difference.

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And there's nothing wrong with being gay, sure, it says its bad in the bible, but it also says to stone your wife if she is not a virgin at the time of marriage. How many of you did that too?

I'm guessing none.
Once again, this only applies if the man is told that the woman is a virgin. Obviously if you are marrying a widow, you know that she isn't a virgin.

Deuteronomy 22
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13If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

14And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

15Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:

16And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;

17And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.

18And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;

19And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.

20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:

21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
So again, your reading skills suck

1. A man does not have to stone his wife if she is not a virgin, only if he hates her.

2. If the man makes the charge and the wedding sheets are given as proof, then he is to be punished.

3. Only if A)The woman was promised as a virgin B )The man hates his wife C) The wedding sheets are not available THEN is the woman to be taken and stoned.

Perhaps you should try Sylvan, I've heard they have adult courses that may help you.


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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 10-22-2010, 07:34 PM

god isnt real god isnt real god isnt real. your lives have been wasted worshipping a mystical being because you are so scared of your own deaths you find comfort thinking that you live forever. homosexuals dont make a big fuss about you hating them in fact some of them still want to be part of the church (as stupid as it is) and be accepted by you so why dont you just stop being such a bunch of cunts* and wake the piffle* up. everyone knows once you get a higher status in the church your allowed to touch little boys anayway that seems to be how it works doesnt it? so maybe the whole homosexual thing isnt so far removed from yourselves. oh and i didnt read this in the bible.
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god isnt real god isnt real god isnt real. your lives have been wasted worshipping a mystical being because you are so scared of your own deaths you find comfort thinking that you live forever. homosexuals dont make a big fuss about you hating them in fact some of them still want to be part of the church (as stupid as it is) and be accepted by you so why dont you just stop being such a bunch of cooters* and wake the piffle* up. everyone knows once you get a higher status in the church your allowed to touch little boys anayway that seems to be how it works doesnt it? so maybe the whole homosexual thing isnt so far removed from yourselves. oh and i didnt read this in the bible.
Of course you didn't read the Bible, you're so demon infested I'd be surprised if you could pick one up without spewing green pea soup all over the place.

You know Jesus can save you from all that anger and hatred. Just get on your knees and sincerely ask him to fill you with the holy spirit.


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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sport - 06-18-2012, 04:28 PM

On June 30th, the Tour De France will once again assault the world with its gayness. I thought it apropos to post a few more images that illustrate how gay cycling is and how the Tour de France in particular is incredibly gay.


Here we see a homosexual tryst disguised as "stretching".






This homo cyclist has been aroused to the point of frenzied public masturbation.
This is a common sight during the Tour de France.



This next image and the story behind it are quite shocking. Please do not scroll down and view it unless you are strong in the Lord. This particular sodomitic cyclist is actually named Johnny Hoogerland. He was doomed to a life of pedal powered faggotry by his unsaved parents when they gave him an incredibly gay sounding name. His Sodomania nearly killed him when, in a state of homosexual anal lust, he attempted to rectally fornicate with a fence post while he was actually riding in the Tour de France.















This queer nearly paid the ultimate price for his unnatural urges.

So once again, please join me in my boycott of this disgusting parade of wanton gayness as it winds it's way through France. I will be diligently not watching every single stage of the race as nearly 200 fit young men, clad only in skin tight lycra and spandex, spit in the Lord's face by flaunting their taught young bodies for all the world to see. Check you local television listings beginning on June 30th and ending on July 22nd so you will know exactly what not to watch. Thank you for time and my the Lord bless you.


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