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Talking Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 03-19-2013, 06:30 AM

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If you don't know how to sew, I would suggest that it's a great skill you should pick up. You can re-use the same patterns repeatedly on different fabrics and can modify them to your own use.

Women's dresses and baby clothes are the easiest to make. Seth gives me money to buy the boys clothes.
You know, that's a great idea. I wonder how i never thought of that. I know how to knit, so I guess sewing is the next logical step. Now I'm excited to start! Thank you!
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 11-09-2013, 07:48 PM

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Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God

Got that, Feminazis? You are abomination.
Wow, someone give this thing a gold star. Want a cookie too? Wonderful. I'll get the oven warmed up.
The very fact that you think this still applies today just kind of makes me want to projectile vomit. At the time Deuteronomy was written, pants weren't really a thing, and pants nowadays aren't really meant for any specific gender to wear. They're gender neutral. Pants FITTED for boys can still be worn by females, and pants for females can be worn by boys. Wow. Shocking.

Have a nice day and don't forget to turn down the misogyny.
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 11-09-2013, 08:14 PM

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Wow, someone give this thing a gold star. Want a cookie too? Wonderful. I'll get the oven warmed up.
The very fact that you think this still applies today just kind of makes me want to projectile vomit. At the time Deuteronomy was written, pants weren't really a thing, and pants nowadays aren't really meant for any specific gender to wear. They're gender neutral. Pants FITTED for boys can still be worn by females, and pants for females can be worn by boys. Wow. Shocking.

Have a nice day and don't forget to turn down the misogyny.
You seem a bit... on edge, dear. I know who can make you feel complete and whole.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Wow, someone give this thing a gold star. Want a cookie too? Wonderful. I'll get the oven warmed up.
The very fact that you think this still applies today just kind of makes me want to projectile vomit. At the time Deuteronomy was written, pants weren't really a thing, and pants nowadays aren't really meant for any specific gender to wear. They're gender neutral. Pants FITTED for boys can still be worn by females, and pants for females can be worn by boys. Wow. Shocking.

Have a nice day and don't forget to turn down the misogyny.
The verse says women must not wear that which pertains to men. It doesn't make an exception for clothing that also pertains to women.

God's law does not change just because everyone breaks it.


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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 11-12-2013, 12:44 AM

Women who wear pants are transvestites, plain and simple. A man who wears a dress is immediately recognized as such a queer, but there seems to be an unGodly turning of a blind eye by society to the same thing done by unGodly women.

I am happy this has been helpfully discussed here.




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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 09:04 PM

Guess what? I'm so disgusted right now. A bunch of femenazis in the clothes sweatshop somewhere in Asia decided to directly ATTACK and PERSECUTE True Christians™ with THESE abominations:
Ladies, ONLY click these links if your husband says it's ok (Keep in mind that George pasted these links for me, he didn't allow me to click the third one)
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c10...3815e6626.jpeg
http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1sblCI...s-Leggings.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LL4uM...nt-flowers.jpg
Whoever made these are DIRECTLY attacking Deuteronomy 22:5, trying to make it "ok" for girls to wear pants because they covered it in bright girly colors. Disgusting.


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Love Jesus Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 09:11 PM

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Guess what? I'm so disgusted right now. A bunch of femenazis in the clothes sweatshop somewhere in Asia decided to directly ATTACK and PERSECUTE True Christians™ with THESE abominations:
Ladies, ONLY click these links if your husband says it's ok (Keep in mind that George pasted these links for me, he didn't allow me to click the third one)
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c10...3815e6626.jpeg
http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1sblCI...s-Leggings.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LL4uM...nt-flowers.jpg
Whoever made these are DIRECTLY attacking Deuteronomy 22:5, trying to make it "ok" for girls to wear pants because they covered it in bright girly colors. Disgusting.

Sister Anne,
What a shame it is that you are already wed, for your purity and zeal for Christ are so apparent. Indeed, your last name should be SANE, because you certainly have the sanity of all Christians. (Isaiah 26:3)
Should your husband ever meet an untimely death - which is highly unlikely - know that I would be more than happy to console you with brotherly love and manly strength. Hallelujah!.
Say - what time does he usually leave for work each morning?


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 09:22 PM

Well, he wakes up at 6:30 (leaving me to awaken at 3 or 4 to prepare breakfast) Since most people take their children to school at that time, he spends some time preaching to the parents about the evils of public school. His actual job begins at 7:30 because he spends 30 minutes preaching and it takes 30 more for him to drive to work. He works at a boat manufacturing company by the way, in case you were wondering.


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Well, he wakes up at 6:30 (leaving me to awaken at 3 or 4 to prepare breakfast) Since most people take their children to school at that time, he spends some time preaching to the parents about the evils of public school. His actual job begins at 7:30 because he spends 30 minutes preaching and it takes 30 more for him to drive to work. He works at a boat manufacturing company by the way, in case you were wondering.

Where would this manufacturing facility be located, Sister? Is it isolated? I only ask so I might pray properly for his continued safety.


We just never know when God's plans for us include calling us Home to be with Him, do we? That's why I love to pray for everyone's protection (2 Thessalonians 3:3) (Psalm 5:11) (Psalm 140:4).


We serve a mighty GOD, don't we? Hallelujah! Do you have a picture of your husband that you might share - even privately if he would prefer? Please be sure the face is clear and that it is recent.


COME, LORD JESUS!
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PS: Don't share my interest with your husband - he might misinterpret my concern as being "queer," and that is certainly not descriptive of me, a virile, young, hard bodied, masculine male who is often compared to the horses I serve. GLORY!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 10:23 PM

Sorry for the late reply. I'm not permitted to be out of the house much so I don't know the exact location of his facility, but I know that it's somewhere in Texas near Houston. I have a photograph available of George and I, but I'm unsure of how to share photos. May I be of assistance? And don't worry, George usually can tell if somebody is a qu**r or not, and if he is unsure, he prays and we know God in Heaven listens (John 15:7) and he's not suspicious of you (George is monitoring me on the computer right now, he's not giving me any warnings)


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...I have a photograph available of George and I...
So why didn't you use it instead of "borrowing without paying for" someone's copywritten work?



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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 11-07-2016, 10:27 PM

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He was telling you to look it up...

Anyway, to answer an earlier question, how is wearing clothing of any sort, trousers included, purchased from a shop selling female clothes, crossdressing? Either way, who cares? People can wear just about whatever they want as long as they aren't hurting me or those I love.

I thought it was a joke site based on all the crazy things said and backwards ways of thinking, I just can't see how it can be for real. Sorry.
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Yo I thought I was the only one thinking that this site is a joke (I go here for entertainment)

Jesus Christ didn't die for your entertainment.
Surely you've heard of John 3:16?
It's time to fall on your knees and repent of your sins. Jesus will forgive you as long as you live every day for Him from that point on.


A joke? I weep for your blemished soul. I pray God's mercy for you.




Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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hahahaha me too!
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 05-21-2017, 12:51 AM

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hahahaha me too!
Please stop using up broadband to repeat mockery of Jesus, who is the Provider (Philippians 4:19)! Repent and find Jesus, as stated in many verses, including Acts 3:19. Jesus is no joke, rather, your mockery is, because Salvation Day is near, where He will come in glory and your mocking soul will face Hell, unless you repent of your sins.


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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 05-21-2017, 01:27 AM

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Yo I thought I was the only one thinking that this site is a joke (I go here for entertainment)
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hahahaha me too!
Ha, ha, ha. I, too, am amused by genocide and slavery and legally sanctioned rape. The thought of blooded and battered bodies broken by being stoned to death is so entertaining, I really wish we could legalize it again.


But what's really fun is scaring the sh_t out of your kids by tying them down and sharpening a knife in front of them. Either that, or offering to toss them to a crowd of rapists while you enjoy an after dinner aperitif with a few honored guests.


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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 05-21-2017, 05:27 PM

Just let them wear them
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 05-22-2017, 03:01 PM

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Just let them wear them
We can't. Pants are men's clothing and Deuteronomy 22:5 says that women can't wear men's clothing. If the True Christian™ men let their wives and daughters wear pants, they'd be condemning them to Hell.


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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 05-22-2017, 07:27 PM

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We can't. Pants are men's clothing and Deuteronomy 22:5 says that women can't wear men's clothing. If the True Christian™ men let their wives and daughters wear pants, they'd be condemning them to Hell.
U got pants for women too
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 05-22-2017, 07:37 PM

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What part of "the Bible says women should not wear pants" is countermanded by the existence of said pants?



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