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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-18-2009, 05:44 AM

Look we can spend all day debating how Godly American Football (the real football) is compared to some homo eurosport called soccer, but that is not the point of these forums.

Why don't you head on over to the Introduction Forum we have here and tell us about yourself. What church you go to and what's your favorite Bible verse. Things like that.



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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-18-2009, 11:37 AM

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Look we can spend all day debating how Godly American Football (the real football) is compared to some homo eurosport called soccer, but that is not the point of these forums.

Why don't you head on over to the Introduction Forum we have here and tell us about yourself. What church you go to and what's your favorite Bible verse. Things like that.
In here we can see how American are dumb...
In Europe, football is played only with feet.(foot+ball)
While your football is mainly played with hands,and sometimes they kick the ball...
Oh and not forgetting that in your football they hug other guys,they roll in the grass hugging guys...Grab each other private parts....Man it's just gay...xD
Basketball...Now that is trully a great sport...
But Football...XD
Even rugby is more manly...
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In Europe, football is played only with feet.(foot+ball)
I'm pretty sure that's wrong. I once accidently watched a game (I thought it would be real football) and they touched the ball with just about every body part imaginable.


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Just let the French and the gays get on with it.
Bien étonnés de ce retrouver ensemble - not.

This Cantona person ... didn't he once try to rape a fan during a game?


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-18-2009, 01:52 PM

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Bien étonnés de ce retrouver ensemble - not.

This Cantona person ... didn't he once try to rape a fan during a game?
Not unless you have a peculiar concept of what rape is.



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Not unless you have a peculiar concept of what rape is.
Hmmm... nice fella. I didn't even know one was allowed to do that.

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It's mainly played with feet.
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-18-2009, 05:48 PM

Alot of queers have foot fetishes. So do alot of those meat-boiling Brits. I once had an English guy pay 300 pounds to . . . well, I don't want to get too graphic here, but let's just say he wanted me to do a few "goal kicks" with him.

I gotta hand it to him though, he paid up front and was very polite as he was rolling around on the floor clutching his crotch.





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That was in Benfica's stadium!
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They were apart from each other...
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From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!

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From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:9

Sir, that is perfectly true. I only ever go to the beach in the Spring. Or take a bracing walk on a Winter's day. NEVER in Summer.
Any woman with morals will not go to these places.
There is a beach in England called Brighton beach. And that goes one step further. They wear NO clothes at all. You have Men and women flaunting theirselves. It's disgusting.
They even take their young children to nudist colony's.
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From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
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Actually it isn't legal...(I don't know about Netherlands) but in the rest of Europe it isn't...
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-19-2009, 07:33 PM

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From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!
What's even worse is that secular "scientists" are trying to encourage the same behaviour in civilised countries. Shame on New York, Ohio, Hawaii, Maine, Texas, and the California coast!


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-20-2009, 03:56 AM

soccer is on tv right now. the announcers are all praising beckham for his "amazing handling of the balls"
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-20-2009, 09:39 PM

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Repent of your lies and drunkeness and get God now.


Are you sure you're not a mick?
You make me sick, you really do, you are the most close minded person I have seen in my whole life, America (acording to your religion, or cult as i like to call it) is full of sin, and it is a country that hides behind religion to justify its horrible actions.

I hope you are glad, you just stopped being a human being to become a heartless machine...
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You make me sick, you really do, you are the most close minded person I have seen in my whole life, America (acording to your religion, or cult as i like to call it) is full of sin, and it is a country that hides behind religion to justify its horrible actions.

I hope you are glad, you just stopped being a human being to become a heartless machine...
Dear Hatemonger;

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-20-2009, 09:51 PM

Huh, for someone that calls people that dont think like them Unsave Trash, I tought you would give a funnier response...

I am glad I am still a human being, capable a thinking and caring about others, instead of a hate filled machine that calls other people trash and hope they go to "hell".

As a pastor and son of god, isnt your divine duty to try to make me believe in your god? isnt it against the will of god to hate another human being just because it thinks differently?

I give you a chance "pastor", try to make me a believer, I want to believe that you are not just a hateful machine, I want to believe that there is a human being beneath that close minded robot I see responding to me.

Then again, you just called an ENTIRE COUNTRY sinful and worthless, so I dont expect much of you.
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