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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-22-2009, 10:01 PM

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I was just quoting His words:
2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
My bad, I should really read this book one day.

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Yes I know but again what can make you so sure that He is so powerful if none of you saw the greatnest of His power, beside a proof like a book, the same only proof that many religion have?


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-23-2009, 01:18 AM

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Probably not, I'll be dead. But Jesus haven't kill Dahmer before he did so, so why would he stop me?
Dahmer came to Jesus after realizing the error of his ways. His was a sincere conversion.

You would be knowingly spitting in Jesus' eye and then saying, "oops, my bad".

An insincere conversion is no conversion at all.
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Yes I know but again what can make you so sure that He is so powerful if none of you saw the greatnest of His power, beside a proof like a book, the same only proof that many religion have?
I'd say the existence of the universe is a pretty powerful proof. It exists, exactly as the Bible says it exists.


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-23-2009, 10:58 AM

Yeah, its probably your most solide proof that you can actually handle, right? God created the universe because I can't prove you that something else did it. But you then handle me the Bible as a proof, because you have no stronger arguments.

And probably all the things I saw in geologie explaining with good proof and logical explenation of the universe creation during my bachelor was false, because your book don't say so.


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-23-2009, 02:49 PM

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Yeah, its probably your most solide proof that you can actually handle, right? God created the universe because I can't prove you that something else did it. But you then handle me the Bible as a proof, because you have no stronger arguments.

And probably all the things I saw in geologie explaining with good proof and logical explenation of the universe creation during my bachelor was false, because your book don't say so.
You chose a good name, friend, because these are two of the most absurd paragraphs I've ever seen in my life. I've re-read the second one several times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say!


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-26-2009, 04:24 AM

He's saying that there is scientific proof that there are more planets capable of sustaining life that are created almost daily, whether that be mere coincidence....(whether guided by God or someone else is unknown, because no books appear when these other worlds are created....). So I guess when I read the Book of Mormon I should take it word for word, as you do the Bible....because after all, it does say that a man penned the words, through God/Jesus? Just like you say the Bible was. I could do the same thing right now, and write a book about my life, or my dogs' life, saying that Jesus/God told me to, and that He guided me....and because I exist, and I would have witnesses, it would have to be true, right?
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He's saying that there is scientific proof that there are more planets capable of sustaining life that are created almost daily, whether that be mere coincidence....(whether guided by God or someone else is unknown, because no books appear when these other worlds are created....). So I guess when I read the Book of Mormon I should take it word for word, as you do the Bible....because after all, it does say that a man penned the words, through God/Jesus? Just like you say the Bible was. I could do the same thing right now, and write a book about my life, or my dogs' life, saying that Jesus/God told me to, and that He guided me....and because I exist, and I would have witnesses, it would have to be true, right?
When you read the book of moron, you are taking one charlatan's word for it. There are no other witnesses, there are no texts that back up crazy joe's assertions. All you have are the one's he translated with the magical glasses in a hat from golden tablets that no one ever saw except him.

Do you see how your story just doesn't add up? How could you not?


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-26-2009, 05:20 AM

Actually, my story adds up just fine, there are other witnesses given. Research it.
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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-26-2009, 02:07 PM

Not saying that I agree with mormonism. I agree with you all on that, but it's the same principle.
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Brother Nobar, I can understand your concern. Many people think how could such a man who committed so many sins over his life be accepted into Heaven? Well, as the Good Book tells us, any man who has repented in Christ has his sins washed away.

We must also not forget that Brother Jeff led a very moral, Christian life after accepting Jesus. He wasn't taking part in prison gangs and gambling and raping inmates or shanking fellow prisoners in the throats with pieces of plastic. He was studying the Bible and sharing fellowship with his pastor.

I am sure most of your reserve probably stems over the fact that he committed the heinous acts of homosexuality throughout his life. Yes, even though Leviticus 18:22 tells us what to do with homosexuals, the blood of Christ washed him from his sins. Brother Jeff did not partake in the grave abomination of homosexuality after his conversion. He chose not to live that deathstyle anymore.

Finally, it would be hypocritical for me to condemn Jeff as I am a fellow sinner as well. Everyone on here knows my long list of sin: Lying, embezzlement, theft, adultery, promiscuity, fornication, whoremongering, homosexuality (with shemales), lust, gluttony, revelry, drunkenness, covetousness, hypocrisy, pride, gambling, anger, deceitfulness, covenant breaking, unrighteousness, etc. It took a lengthy prison sentence for me to shape up and realize what kind of life I was leading...just like Brother Jeff.

So you can see I can truly sympathasize with him. And I know, just like how the Lord forgave me for my sins, that He forgave Brother Jeff as well.
you are piffleing unbelievable, you are a piffleign [potty word deleted] who hasnt a piffleing clue, he commited some of the most evil crimes in piffleing american [potty word deleted] history yet he is a good pidding christian, my god what are you on jesus christ you havnt a piffleing clue


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 09-26-2009, 08:55 PM

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you are piffleing unbelievable, you are a piffleign twat who hasnt a piffleing clue, he commited some of the most evil crimes in piffleing american shitting history yet he is a good pidding christian, my god what are you on jesus christ you havnt a piffleing clue


I can't understand half of that, but I do love when atheists are reduced to frothing at the mouth.
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Watch your perverted sass mouth, boy.

You're lucky Jesus even allows you to post here. I guess He finds you somehow amusing, but that could change if you keep acting like that.

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you are piffleing unbelievable, you are a piffleign twat who hasnt a piffleing clue, he commited some of the most evil crimes in piffleing american shitting history yet he is a good pidding christian, my god what are you on jesus christ you havnt a piffleing clue
Why are you so full of hate? God loves everyone, you know. He can even love you, if you can repent of your sins and come to Him with a pure and honest heart.
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If I'd conducted an indepth investigation into the history of defecation, I'd probably be that disorientated and resentful too.


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-22-2010, 04:42 AM

you guys...
ARE piffleING SICK
YOU SAY ATHEIST HAVE NO piffleING MORALS
YOU LOVE MAN WHO KILLED 17 piffleING PEOPLE AND RAPED THEM
BUT YOU THINK ITS piffleING OK SINCE HE WAS A MOTHER piffleING CHRISTIAN
YOU MOTHER piffleERS DIGUST ME!
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YOU MOTHER piffleERS DIGUST ME!
Such language.

Look we don't make the rules, we just follow them. Anyway, isn't it better that someone is in heaven rather than burning in hell? You call us intollerant yet you atheists and liebrals are the ones who refuse to let someone leave their sins in the past when they turn their life over to Christ.

I praise Jesus that he has given such a sacrifice that he can forgive someone as "evil" as Dahmer. The difference between Dahmer and a homosexual or an atheist is that Dahmer truly repented and turned his life over to Jesus.


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-22-2010, 05:43 AM

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you guys...
ARE piffleING SICK
YOU SAY ATHEIST HAVE NO piffleING MORALS
YOU LOVE MAN WHO KILLED 17 piffleING PEOPLE AND RAPED THEM
BUT YOU THINK ITS piffleING OK SINCE HE WAS A MOTHER piffleING CHRISTIAN
YOU MOTHER piffleERS DIGUST ME!
My, you are one hateful, potty-mouthed bigot!

You have no comprehension of the redemptive POWER of Christ's Blood because of the distance you place between yourself and your Creator. You should take a queue from Brother Dahmer and accept JESUS into your heart.

If God will forgive the sins of Brother Dahmer, he will wipe yours away as well. Doesn't that Good News fill your heart with joy? You don't have to continue to wallow in sin and depravity, only to find yourself thrashing about in the lake of fire for all eternity. Give your life to Him, and sin no more.

Or will you continue to mock the redemption of True Christians™ like Ted Bundy and David Berkowitz? If so, it is only a matter of time before Brother Dahmer and I laugh at you from the bosom of Christ as you gnash your teeth so hard that they shatter due to the searing heat and unfathomable pain of eternal hellfire.

Turn your life around and give your heart to Jesus, son. It's the only way for you to join us in Heaven. I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-22-2010, 08:25 AM

I really need to clarify this since this retard can't see the point...

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YOU SAY ATHEIST HAVE NO piffleING MORALS
Yes. They don't.

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YOU LOVE MAN WHO KILLED 17 piffleING PEOPLE AND RAPED THEM
BUT YOU THINK ITS piffleING OK SINCE HE WAS A MOTHER piffleING CHRISTIAN
But...he murdered 17 people and raped them when he was an atheist. We can see how evil a belief in atheism is when we look at Jeffrey Dahmer. It wasn't until afterwards, when Jeffrey converted to Christianity, then he realized he did wrong. If anything, Jeff is a poster boy for the evils of atheism and the redemptive power of Christianity.

Again, Jeff did not murder anybody as a Christian, but only as an atheist.



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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-22-2010, 09:26 PM

If indeed Mr. Dawmer did find Jesus before his death his spiritual fate is certainly something for for us to chew on. Whatever God has cooked up for him is something we can only speculate upon but it does braise some interesting questions.

My instincts tell me he is baking in Hell like an over-cooked rump-roast at Baptwit gun convention but who am I or anyone to say with certainty?

Any and all things are possible through the reciprocal love of Jesus and it is His decision only as to our fate regardless of the earthy issues we get embroiled with and irrespective of how one's actions suits the tastes of others.

One would think a non-Catholic would be hopeful someone like Dawmer or Martin Luther could even be considered for eternal salvation.




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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-22-2010, 11:56 PM

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If indeed Mr. Dawmer did find Jesus before his death his spiritual fate is certainly something for for us to chew on. Whatever God has cooked up for him is something we can only speculate upon but it does braise some interesting questions.

My instincts tell me he is baking in Hell like an over-cooked rump-roast at Baptwit gun convention but who am I or anyone to say with certainty?

Any and all things are possible through the reciprocal love of Jesus and it is His decision only as to our fate regardless of the earthy issues we get embroiled with and irrespective of how one's actions suits the tastes of others.

One would think a non-Catholic would be hopeful someone like Dawmer or Martin Luther could even be considered for eternal salvation.




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You have a slim point there Padre, it does make one wonder just what will He do with all of the Pedophile Priests that belong to the Catlik Church
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Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-23-2010, 09:49 AM

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You have a slim point there Padre, it does make one wonder just what will He do with all of the Pedophile Priests that belong to the Catlik Church
Pedophile priests or clergy don't only belong to the Catholic church only. You belittle it by saying "Oh its thats church's problem." Thats passing the buck and fixing nothing. It is a World wide endemic in ALL walks of life hat is being swept under the carpet. I was never molested as a child but I was beaten and only through the Bible did I cope as well as Church. The most likely person to hurt you is your family, then friends least of all strangers. Jesus will judge but don't become "corrupt judges" by judging others. As saint Paul (As Saul he was an ardent Jew until the famous redemption of his soul on the road to Damascus) said we as human beings aren't perfect only through Christ can we find perfection. Everybody can be redeemed through Christ if they turn back to him that is his promise. The person who wrote the song Amazing Grace was redeemed. So if someone like Jeffrey Dahmer could be redeemed through turning back to God through confessing his sins than anybody that turns back will not be burnt in the fires of hell? Only the good man who turns from God, there are sinners who are getting into heaven ahead of you said Jesus in the bible because they were redeemed. Christo redemptor! Through Christ your sins are forgiven. Through the blood you shed, Christ you have renewed and saved us!


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