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Default Betty Bower's ministry reaps souls for Jesus, or something - 10-04-2006, 11:01 PM

Many of us have been faithfully writing our checks to Betty Bowers' TRASH Ministry (Traditional-families Raging Against Sluts and Homos), and I'm pleased to report the Ministry is fulfilling its promise abundantly, with its message reaching deep into the LIEbrul consciousness and imparting its Godly truths.

Just today, one of the most disgusting LIEbrul blogs on the Internet (no, not Kos, but close) bent it's knee before Betty's wisdom. If you go to this pathetic post (complete derangement, trust me) and its reader-contributed comments, you'll find (buried down amongst the thicket of psychologically unstable blathering) a laudatory recognition of Betty's characterization of our Godly President as a .... well, see for yourself.

Betty figures large in this country's public discourse, as God intended.


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Default Re: Betty Bower's ministry reaps souls for Jesus, or something - 10-04-2006, 11:13 PM

What a faaaaaabulous story!


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Default Re: Betty Bower's ministry reaps souls for Jesus, or something - 10-08-2006, 06:25 PM

THE BIBLE SAYS DO NOT HOSSIP! YET YOU DO! LIARS!
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Default Re: Betty Bower's ministry reaps souls for Jesus, or something - 10-08-2006, 07:27 PM

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THE BIBLE SAYS DO NOT HOSSIP! YET YOU DO! LIARS!
Please show me where the Bible says anything about hossiping.


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