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Exclamation Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-08-2006, 08:19 PM

Something does not look right about this profile:

http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers

Only one friend?
Located in New York City?!
*ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-08-2006, 09:00 PM

Possible shenanigans.
Most True Christians™ realize and recognize MySpace as being a breeding ground for homosexuality and pedophilia.


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-08-2006, 09:08 PM

It's certainly ironic that Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick (the only two profiles I vow to ever view there from now on!) have profiles there... And I never had any reason to doubt the authenticity of the person behind either profile!

It's a good thing that Pastor Deacon Fred has streaming audio of a few of his sermons.... I hope the rest of those sinners on MySpace are playing them at least once a day!


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-08-2006, 09:36 PM

MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late. I went there a while back and the sheer gayness made my heart burn with anger for the lost souls.


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-08-2006, 09:46 PM

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MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late.
That's great to know that MySpace inaccessable from your compound. If it wasn't for those two True Christian™ profiles, I would have immediately canceled my account there. MySpace is certainly a grim reminder of my evil, sinful ways of the past that Pastor Deacon Fred has caused me to renounce.

Maybe I should change my name to Newball.

I'd like to come visit your compound sometime. But I'm still working on getting an extra several hundred thousand dollars (and an improved credit rating!) that will hopefully grant me access to Freehold, Iowa.


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-10-2006, 02:43 AM

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Only one friend?
And consider who that one "friend" is. He lives in Santa Janefonda, Californication, and you can tell just by looking at the picture that he's a homer.


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 10-16-2006, 12:24 AM

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Something does not look right about this profile:

http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers

Only one friend?
Located in New York City?!
*ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!
Um, actually, Tom is the creator of MySpace and is automatically added to one's friend list upon registering
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Thumbs down Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-02-2006, 11:22 AM

i suspects this a pickture of Mrs.Bowers grandma an it brake my hart



nows, why does Grandma Betty gotta use them back doors? i not mean to cause no offenses, but it not very respeckful to oldin folks! they should be alloweds to use the front doors like everyone else except for servants an nigras

but Grandma Betty look real happy so maybee it ok?
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-02-2006, 02:49 PM

"Mrs. Betty Bowers" announcing to God and everybody that she is "44"?

This is not our Mrs. Betty Bowers!!!
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-02-2006, 02:51 PM

Miss Petal, and do you know what "back door" is a Homer! euphemism for?

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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-06-2006, 06:39 AM

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Something does not look right about this profile:

http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers

Only one friend?
Located in New York City?!
*ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!
Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-13-2006, 01:29 AM

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Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.
Pardon? Baptists -- including Landover Baptists are certainly Protestants. What else could we be?

I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-13-2006, 08:00 AM

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Pardon? Baptists -- including Landover Baptists are certainly Protestants. What else could we be?

I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.

I was just making the point that all Baptists are Protestants, but not all Protestants are Baptists.

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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-13-2006, 08:09 AM

Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-13-2006, 09:24 PM

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Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?
I believe she may not yet have had the opportunity to call down the wrath of Jesus upon the managers at MySpace to compel them to add "True Christian™" as an option in the menu.

As Pastor Enobarbus has noted, Mrs. Bowers is remarkably busy, what with her website to maintain, and shopping, and luncheons to attend. And she may have simply wanted to be sure no heathen would besmirch her Godly name with smut, perversion, or advertisements for goods from Wal-Mart.
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-14-2006, 03:38 AM

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Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?
Well, perhaps, but you are adding the word "just" in there. Filet migno is meat, even if it is not just ordinary meat, and calling it meat is not an egregious error. In fact, it's not really an error at all. If one were to call filet migno fruit or vegetables -- now that would be an error.

Still, I see your point. I suspect that the options provided by MySpace when it comes to these labels are not great.


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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-14-2006, 04:23 PM

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Mrs Betty Bowers...so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.
And I myself am "so close to Jesus" that I keep scuffing the heels of Mrs. Betty's shoes!
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 12-14-2006, 06:55 PM

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If one were to call filet mignon fruit or vegetables -- now that would be an error.
Amen to that, Pastor!

There are no fruits or vegetables at Landover! God hates both! MEAT ONLY!

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Romans 1:27
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

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For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
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Default Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 01-12-2007, 03:18 PM

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Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.
Who is Betty Bowers?
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Unhappy Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting. - 01-12-2007, 06:14 PM

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Who is Betty Bowers?
A sorely misunderstood woman
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BETTY BOWERS HAS BEEN CLAIM TO BE THE WORLDS BEST CHRISTIAN!
SHE IS NOT JESUS IS THE WORLDS GREATEST AND HOLYIST OF ALL CHRISTIANS.
HE,S MUCH MORE THAN A CHRISTIAN HE IS LORD OF ALL LORDS AND KING OF ALL KINGS!
JESUS TELLS US WE ARE IN THE WORLD,BUT DON,T MAKE YOURSELVES PART OF IT.
THE UNSAVED WORLDLY PEOPLE HATE,KILL,STEAL,LIE.ROB AND ABUSE PEOPLE IN EVERY WAY.
DOSEN,T THAT RING A BELL! THINK ABOUT IT. TAKE CARE

RICK GLEASON
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