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Red face Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 06:59 PM

I got suckered into watching the match this afternoon out of a sense of patriotism, so I'm rooting for the home team, and they would be blessed if everyone will join in prayer for them to defeat the English team, which is known for its unsportsmanlike behavior.

Well, England is already up 1-0, with an hour left.

Make your prayers NOW so that hopefully the Lord will hear them all and give our team the boost that they need to prevail.

Dear Lord, please recognize this plea for support for America's team and help them dominate over the British just this one time.

Amen.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 07:02 PM

I thought God hated Soccer?


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 07:12 PM

Praise Jesus, not only ten minutes later He delivered a goal for Team U.S.A.!
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 07:20 PM

In that case may our victory be swift, and leave the Limeys running to their Mommy's.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 08:24 PM

How interesting. A tie.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 08:36 PM

This is the greatest American victory over the English since the War of 1812!
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 08:40 PM

Americans don't play soccer as God hates soccer but loves America.

U.S.A in that context obviously means "United States of Australia"
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 09:10 PM

This match has dampened many of the Brits spirits, so even though it was a draw for USA, it was a win in the eyes of God.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 09:25 PM

I am certain that the reason God let the match end in a draw was that although He loves the USA and despises England, He was reluctant to help a team of obvious sodomites win any sort of game, especially a game as gay as soccer.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 09:54 PM

What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-12-2010, 09:58 PM

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What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.
The British can make Umbrellas? I was under the impression everything the British made fell apart.


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 06:02 AM

The umbrellas they make fall apart.
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 10:21 AM

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I thought God hated Soccer?
It's football, not soccer

All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 11:28 AM

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God hates England.

I know nothing about soccer as Daddy says it is a gayboy sport.

But Australia cleaned up England in rugby union overnight.

Did I mention ..... God hates England!


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 11:32 AM

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It's football, not soccer

All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!
No, it is soccer not football. Do not defile the great name of America's favorite sport. I am going to sacrifice my dinner and vomit after I teach you the difference between the 2.



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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 02:45 PM

This is a rugby ball

This is a football

I hope there weren't too many carrots for your wife to clear up in you vomit.


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I hope there weren't too many carrots for your wife to clear up in you vomit.

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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 03:22 PM

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But Australia cleaned up England in rugby union overnight.
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 05:52 PM

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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 06:09 PM

U.S.A won't get far in the tournament.
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