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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-27-2010, 05:18 PM

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Actually, I lied. I never would hurt a soul. (Well, physically anyway. More fun and interesting to mindpiffle with people.)
Why are you such a horrible person?

Psalm 31:18
Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.[us]


Let the LORD help you, plead with him - he might still be annoyed about you lying and send you to Hell anyway, but you might as well give it a shot:
Psalm 120:2
Deliver my soul, O LORD, from lying lips, [and] from a deceitful tongue.


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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-27-2010, 10:58 PM

@ WinnerNotSinner :
Horrible people don't understand the pride and achievement earned by youngsters seeking to impress Jesus .

The next time your boy flags a fagger, he should take some time and enjoy administering a good rebuking upon the effeminate tike.
He should go thru the tiny qweers pockets and see what he can salvage. The little poofters have a thing for Lady Gaga , Justin Bieber, and Elton John ... but that token fluff isn't worth bringing to any jew pawn shop.

Homos are known to carry such butt-buddie icons as Ipods and Macbooks. Apple crap is sure popular with the little wang tangers.
That's the trophy your kid should look for.
Tie a string to an Ipad, wait behind a tree, and you and your kid can enjoy days of fishing for fags near any high school or community college .
Snag a hipster homo and your kid gets a bonus hat and glasses.
I don't advise catch-and-release.


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-28-2010, 08:58 AM

I have always thought that public recognition is a great reward. Have you told the boys story to his youth pastor at Church? There might be some public announcement that could be made and he can be used as an inspiration for his peers. Remember that the rooster rules the roost and the big dog gets the bone.


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-28-2010, 09:00 AM

Actually Mr. WNS, its been over a week since you posted this. Has that queer died of his wounds yet?


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 08:59 PM

You're proud of your son smashing another child? Also, how can a 6 year-old be gay? They have no sense in their sexuality at all at that age.
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 09:13 PM

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You're proud of your son smashing another child? Also, how can a 6 year-old be gay? They have no sense in their sexuality at all at that age.
So what would you call this kid?





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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 09:13 PM

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Also, how can a 6 year-old be gay? They have no sense in their sexuality at all at that age.
You might have inadvertently help make a small point... (just random happenstance on your part, like when you last got hit on the head by bird droppings)

A child at this age might not have already turned all-the-way queer at this age and it might be possible to still beat the gay out of him. By the time a child turns 8, there's probably no hope with such purely mundane intervention. (With God, all things are ever possible!)

I have to say, I think that gives young Aaron further credit! His actions may have helped cure the little homer. It's too bad that misguided kid doesn't have a Godly father willing to help him at home!
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 09:31 PM

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You might have inadvertently help make a small point... (just random happenstance on your part, like when you last got hit on the head by bird droppings)

A child at this age might not have already turned all-the-way queer at this age and it might be possible to still beat the gay out of him. By the time a child turns 8, there's probably no hope with such purely mundane intervention. (With God, all things are ever possible!)

I have to say, I think that gives young Aaron further credit! His actions may have helped cure the little homer. It's too bad that misguided kid doesn't have a Godly father willing to help him at home!
That's not at all what I meant.....
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 09:45 PM

Buddy, I do not care what you believe or what you read.

Do what ever you want, but when your ideas and actions effect another person who does not wish to have that situation happen upon them, that is wrong.

So believe homosexuality is a sin and that everybody who does not believe you is stupid.

Going out and punching people is not ok no matter what they are whether they be jewish, black, gay or purple. You do not have the right to effect people like that. Before you say it, no, saying you are doing god's work or that it is written metaphorically in some book does not make it ok.

I am a generally good person because I want to be, not because I am afraid of the consequences or am following orders like you arre.
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In that case, why are you here?

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homosexuality is a sin and that everybody who does not believe you is stupid.
You got that part right.

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Going out and punching people is not ok no matter what they are whether they be jewish, black,
True, God wants us to save them.

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saying you are doing god's work or that it is written metaphorically in some book does not make it ok.
What is metaphorical about this? It's quite explicit.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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I am a generally good person because I want to be, not because I am afraid of the consequences or am following orders like you arre.
Hell will be chalk full of "good people", but because they didn't follow the entire Bible, they will burn for all eternity.


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I'm confused. Why would a father be proud that his son pinched a queer?

Isn't that how they try to pick each other up?


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I'm confused. Why would a father be proud that his son pinched a queer?

Isn't that how they try to pick each other up?
Reverend, he meant punched, as in took his fist and drew his AIDS infested blood with it, invoking the Holy Ghost as he did so, no doubt: "this one's for you Jesus!" *kapow!* *blip! blip!* *bang!*


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 10:23 PM

If heaven is filled with people like you, I wish to go to hell. At least there they will not judge me by my color, sexuality, religion or political views

It is just a shame I believe in neither heaven or hell
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 10:28 PM

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You're proud of your son smashing another child? Also, how can a 6 year-old be gay? They have no sense in their sexuality at all at that age.
I thought you liebrals said gays were born that way. I really wish you people would at least try to stay on the same page.

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If heaven is filled with people like you, I wish to go to hell. At least there they will not judge me by my color, sexuality, religion or political views

It is just a shame I believe in neither heaven or hell
Well at least you're not one of those fools who believe in the levels of Hell. You are correct, all of you will be tortured equally for all of eternity.


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 10:36 PM

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Well at least you're not one of those fools who believe in the levels of Hell.
I thought the Divine Comedy was a very well written novel actually

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You are correct, all of you will be tortured equally for all of eternity.
Nothing wrong with some torturing..if you know what I mean
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 10:50 PM

Dear BelieverInGod,
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You are correct, all of you will be tortured equally for all of eternity.
Although there are similarities for all those who are tortured for all eternity in Hell, like the well known fire: "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." (Revelation 20:14-15) there are also differences. Not all sinners are tortured in the same way: "And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works." (Revelation 20:13). So God, in His infinite goodness, adapts the punishment to the crime. Hereby constantly reminding those who burn in Hell why exactly they are tortured for all eternity. We are truly blessed with such a merciful God. It would have been cruel to torture them for all eternity, without them knowing what exactly they did wrong.

Yours in Christ,

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THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
What to Pray:

Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
please you through my own efforts. I know that I
deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
on myself but only on you and I receive you as
Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
Lord Jesus, please save me!

Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
Now you need to:


1. Study your KJV Bible every day
to get to know Christ better.
2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
and serve with other Christians
in a church where Christ is preached,
and the Bible is the final authority.
4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-29-2010, 11:12 PM

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Reverend, he meant punched, as in took his fist and drew his AIDS infested blood with it, invoking the Holy Ghost as he did so, no doubt: "this one's for you Jesus!" *kapow!* *blip! blip!* *bang!*
Thanks for that explanation, Brother! I just misread it, what a relief!
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Dear BelieverInGod,
Although there are similarities for all those who are tortured for all eternity in Hell, like the well known fire: "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." (Revelation 20:14-15) there are also differences. Not all sinners are tortured in the same way: "And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works." (Revelation 20:13). So God, in His infinite goodness, adapts the punishment to the crime.
The Bible says they will be judged according to their works. It doesn't say anything about being punished uniquely according to their sins, Pastor.

Are you sure you aren't "interpreting" a bit here?

How exactly would an "ironic punishment" add to being cast for all eternity into a vast Lake of Fire where you will burn forever, writhing in agony, with no chance of escape?


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The Bible says they will be judged according to their works. It doesn't say anything about being punished uniquely according to their sins, Pastor. Are you sure you aren't "interpreting" a bit here?
There is nothing to interpret. The Bible is always very clear. Also there is more scripture than just Revelation 20:13 that makes clear that there are different levels of punishment for different types of sinners.

"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation." (Matthew 23:14)

"My brethren, be not many masters, knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation." (James 3:1)

"And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee." (Matthew 11:23-24)

"The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more." (Luke 12:46-48)

"For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning. For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them." (2nd Peter 2:20-21)

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How exactly would an "ironic punishment" add to being cast for all eternity into a vast Lake of Fire where you will burn forever, writhing in agony, with no chance of escape?
I don't think the Bible mentions these punishments to be ironic. But I think it is great that God in his infinite goodness reminds those sinners for all eternity why exactly they are tortured. Don't you agree it is better to suffer and to know why than to suffer and not to know why?

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.


How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
What to Pray:

Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
please you through my own efforts. I know that I
deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
on myself but only on you and I receive you as
Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
Lord Jesus, please save me!

Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
Now you need to:


1. Study your KJV Bible every day
to get to know Christ better.
2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
and serve with other Christians
in a church where Christ is preached,
and the Bible is the final authority.
4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
until the day Jesus finally kills you.
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