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Exclamation TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 06:29 PM



NUMBER 3:
WOMEN KNOW THY PLACE


Now then Ladies of Landover, it has been left to me to remind you all about your place within the True Christian™ Community.

We have all heard about Womens Lie-beration and the Sassy-mouthed Feminazis.
These things are an abomination to the Lord and quite simply you must remember that we are but Baby-Makers for The Lord and are here merely for the pleasure of Men.

It is quite clearly stated:

1Cr 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1Cr 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1Co 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1Ti 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

1Ti 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
(Eccles. 26:14-15 A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued."

Eccles. 25:22 Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die."


So, Ladies of Landover it is up to us to know our place.

Our place is always to be a servant to the Man. That is why we were Created.
We should stay silent and do as we are told when we are in Church or in the company of Men.
We should remain shamefaced and faithful to our husband.

It is our fault that there is Sin in the world and we should always remain guilty. BECAUSE WE ARE



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 07:37 PM

Amen Sister!

And when getting spanked or back-handed, keep quiet! You KNOW you did something to derserve it!
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 07:39 PM

It's just a True Christian™ Man's way of showing he loves you.
If he didn't give you a slap from time to time God would hate him too!!!



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 07:48 PM

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It's just a True Christian™ Man's way of showing he loves you.
If he didn't give you a slap from time to time God would hate him too!!!
He would certainly hate him for allowing his woman to act out of place!

I am no such fan of feminism, it is almost vulgar, how they seem to aim to be supreme to men, yes almost!
As Eve led Adam into ruin, we must forever blame ourselves for being somewhat weak.
Yes, we shall please our Man, whoever he might be, he will come one fine day and love us for being such obedient and God respectful women.

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 07:54 PM

I can't agree with you more friend ;D, can you come to my place cause I surely need some pleasure
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He would certainly hate him for allowing his woman to act out of place!

I am no such fan of feminism, it is almost vulgar, how they seem to aim to be supreme to men, yes almost!
As Eve led Adam into ruin, we must forever blame ourselves for being somewhat weak.
Yes, we shall please our Man, whoever he might be, he will come one fine day and love us for being such obedient and God respectful women.

Well Glory!!!
I think you and I will soon be best of friends.
I shall ask a Pastor for permission to allow you to stay here for now.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 08:33 PM

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Well Glory!!!
I think you and I will soon be best of friends.
I shall ask a Pastor for permission to allow you to stay here for now.
How sweet of you, Sister Talitha!
I feel well honoured..
Oh yes I guess I've finally stumbled across a woman who doesn't share other womens rapid suggestions about being equal to men, as it will never be and never should, by the name of our Lord.
Save them .. :s

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How sweet of you, Sister Talitha!
I feel well honoured..
Oh yes I guess I've finally stumbled across a woman who doesn't share other womens rapid suggestions about being equal to men, as it will never be and never should, by the name of our Lord.
Save them .. :s

Indeed my dear, we never can and never will be equal to any man on God's Green earth. Tell me, do you have a favorite Bible Verse? Do you go to Church regularly?



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 08:54 PM

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Indeed my dear, we never can and never will be equal to any man on God's Green earth. Tell me, do you have a favorite Bible Verse? Do you go to Church regularly?
I feel so ashamed, I used to have but now I have failed to read regularly, due to study and work :/
.. I do not, the Churches here are not as they should, I am ashamed to say that I am bored, though I truly wish to go to Church every Sunday, and let the Words of God enlighten me fully!
Can I be saved?

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I feel so ashamed, I used to have but now I have failed to read regularly, due to study and work :/
.. I do not, the Churches here are not as they should, I am ashamed to say that I am bored, though I truly wish to go to Church every Sunday, and let the Words of God enlighten me fully!
Can I be saved?

Of course you can! That's THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS!
Anyone, even Homers and Blacks and ugly people can come to Jesus Christ for their Savior.
Do you have a few children yet? Does your Husband allow you to use the Computer often?
Jesus smiles on those Women who carry lots of Christian Soldiers for HIM



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 09:09 PM

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Of course you can! That's THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS!
Anyone, even Homers and Blacks and ugly people can come to Jesus Christ for their Savior.
Do you have a few children yet? Does your Husband allow you to use the Computer often?
Jesus smiles on those Women who carry lots of Christian Soldiers for HIM
I am much more calmed now, dear Sister, thank you!
I'm sorry for my ignorance, but what are Homers?
I haven't heard any of them!

Oh no, I am only 17, but I am waiting for the One who will make me find my right place, with children in good time.
I am still pure, I refuse to succumb to nowaday Teen norms! such vulgar pornography! I am appalled..
I have no husband, yet.. I must say that there aren't many true Christian men in my area, I feel I must move.
I am sure he does, and I will be happy to oblige and to serve his Will!

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 09:26 PM

twilightprincess is my third wife and we share our lives in happyness together under the words of the one true lord, our saviour and our light.
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-27-2007, 09:39 PM

Oh well yes it is true ..
Forgive me for I was unsure whether or not you would accept him as my husband .. since apparently he offended some Highly respected person in here, sister.
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nope, I'm not a mormon, but my two other wives was killed
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-28-2007, 04:45 AM

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I think Ragnarok should be added to our list of False Religions.
We have Asstrue listed. Isn't that the same thing, or is Ragnarok something different?

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-28-2007, 08:56 AM

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We have Asstrue listed. Isn't that the same thing, or is Ragnarok something different?

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Who knows dear Pastor.
They'll all end up burning in Hell if we can't make protests and BANISH THEM ALL from the face of the Innernets.

I'm very disappointed with Twiglet Princess, I thought for a moment she was going to be my True Friend© but it turns out she may be one of these freaks as well.

It makes me so sad.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-28-2007, 10:45 AM

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Oh no, I am only 17,......
Then you are banned from this Christian forum. We do not tolerate teen aged God mockers here.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-28-2007, 10:51 PM

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nope, I'm not a mormon, but my two other wives was killed
Such a great name for a wife killing cop from Bolingbrook
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