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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-29-2007, 11:49 AM

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Such a great name for a wife killing cop from Bolingbrook
my first wife was killed by a truckdriving homer who was watching fagporn and the second one by an evil gothard both on drugs and alcohol.
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-29-2007, 01:05 PM

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my first wife was killed by a truckdriving homer who was watching fagporn and the second one by an evil gothard both on drugs and alcohol.
I think you need to make an introductory post of your own (in the "Introductions" thread) and tell us all the sordid details of your life.

Including how much you will be Tithing....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-30-2007, 10:25 AM

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I think you need to make an introductory post of your own (in the "Introductions" thread) and tell us all the sordid details of your life.

Including how much you will be Tithing....
been there, done that brother
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 11-30-2007, 10:48 AM

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been there, done that brother
I was just in the intro thread and you are not there. Are you suggesting you are a banned heathen come back under another name?


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-02-2007, 01:00 PM

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I was just in the intro thread and you are not there. Are you suggesting you are a banned heathen come back under another name?
No I'm suggesting I already did an introduction post
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5679
I would rather shoot myself than being a godless heathen
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-02-2007, 01:23 PM

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No I'm suggesting I already did an introduction post
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5679
I would rather shoot myself than being a godless heathen
Then why do you worship satan?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-02-2007, 03:26 PM

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Then why do you worship satan?
If he's an emo or goth, then saying he'd rather commit suicide than worship Satan is a bit of a meaningless statement, since he'd also rather commit suicide instead of having a nice slice of pie.


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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-02-2007, 05:37 PM

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I worship the Lord
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-03-2007, 12:10 AM

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I worship the Lord
Then why do you honor satan with such a name as "Angelwing-Devil"?

You also appear to be completely unfamiliar with God's Holy Word. Do you even have your husband's permission to be in this Godly forum?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-03-2007, 11:39 PM

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my first wife was killed by a truckdriving homer who was watching fagporn and the second one by an evil gothard both on drugs and alcohol.
So you're saying you're a drunken truckdriving gothard homer?
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-06-2007, 10:32 PM

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Of course you can! That's THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS!
Anyone, even Homers and Blacks and ugly people can come to Jesus Christ for their Savior.
Do you have a few children yet? Does your Husband allow you to use the Computer often?
Jesus smiles on those Women who carry lots of Christian Soldiers for HIM
Sister, Let me rephrase that -

Homers can come to Christ, but if they are unrepentant and filled with 'gay pride' then Jesus will probably cast them into Hell. Remember 'Gay Pride' is an iniquity, and God HATES all iniquitous sinners. Not just the sin, but the person who performs the sin in such a deviant prideful state.

Blacks can come to Christ, IF they know their places ie. if they accept the place in slavery where God put them. If they cannot they are rebelling against God, and Christ will not forgive them for their disobediance of his daddy. That's why 99.9999% of all negros born today are heading straight to Hell.

Ugly people? I suppose you have a point there, and long as they have no retardations, as God finds filthy 'tards disgusting - so i'm sure his son does too. If a retard went up to Christ he'd probably spit the filthy animal. Retards are repulsive creatures. Do you actually think God would want some mentally impaired mongeloid stuttering stammering and staggering around Heaven? I think not.

Christ forgives anyone who asks for it, unless they are past salvation or have retardations. ie. dwarfs, midgets, retards, free negros, queers who are proud of their sickness, witches, goths and similar trash. All these deviants are hated by God, and burn in Hell. I for one cannot wait till they do. Praise Jesus!

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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 12-13-2007, 02:37 AM

Goodness! I read this thread looking for some helpful tips from Sister Talitha, maybe something which could help me manage those awful filthy hippies, and instead I find all these "gothtards", as they call themselves, trying to be disruptive and rude.

Can't Christians have anything nice anymore?

First they make Christmas into "the holidays", complete with Satin Claws and Kwanzaa and menorahs and those little frisbee hats, and take away our Nativity scenes from courthouses. Then they don't want the Ten Commandments posted, either.

Now, a Christian church sets up its own forum, and these people come here just to corrupt it with their filth and lies!! I believe I'm experiencing RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!!
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 01-06-2008, 08:17 PM

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Goodness! I read this thread looking for some helpful tips from Sister Talitha, maybe something which could help me manage those awful filthy hippies, and instead I find all these "gothtards", as they call themselves, trying to be disruptive and rude.

Can't Christians have anything nice anymore?

First they make Christmas into "the holidays", complete with Satin Claws and Kwanzaa and menorahs and those little frisbee hats, and take away our Nativity scenes from courthouses. Then they don't want the Ten Commandments posted, either.

Now, a Christian church sets up its own forum, and these people come here just to corrupt it with their filth and lies!! I believe I'm experiencing RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!!
maybe this problem could be solved by tithing first, posting later.
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-01-2008, 01:29 PM

We seem to be getting more than our fair share of Sassy-mouthed feminazi females visiting our Boards just lately.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

I refer you back to my first Post in this Thread and be warned YOU WILL BE SHUNNED unless your behavior improves.

Show some respect to our Godly Not-Gay Menfolk.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-01-2008, 06:14 PM

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We seem to be getting more than our fair share of Sassy-mouthed feminazi females visiting our Boards just lately.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

I refer you back to my first Post in this Thread and be warned YOU WILL BE SHUNNED unless your behavior improves.

Show some respect to our Godly Not-Gay Menfolk.
I apologize Sister Talitha.

But what can you expect from a not-married, not-American woman who was raised as a Catholic and only recently found this forum?




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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 04:28 PM

You women here have absolutely no self respect do you?
How can you let people decide for you that you are less of a person than someone with different chromosome patterns?





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You women here have absolutely no self respect do you?
How can you let people decide for you that you are less of a person than someone with different chromosome patterns?
"Chromosomes" are something that Sinful Scientists invented after being paid by Lesbian feminists to come up with an excuse for Women being inferior.
I'd much rather believe what God tells me and what my Menfolk tell me.

It's made me the well-balanced and compassionate person I am today.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 04:46 PM

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"Chromosomes" are something that Sinful Scientists invented after being paid by Lesbian feminists to come up with an excuse for Women being inferior.
I'd much rather believe what God tells me and what my Menfolk tell me.

It's made me the well-balanced and compassionate person I am today.
SINFUL SCIENTISTS
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I'm so sorry, but thats just hillarious. Wait till you end up under the knife for heart problems, we'll see how much god helps you as oppposed to those "sinful Scientists".


I bet you were home schooled too, hey? Don't like those who actually got a degree?
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 04:53 PM

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I'm so sorry. Wait till you end up under the knife for heart problems, we'll see how much god helps you as oppposed to those "sinful Scientists".


I bet you were home schooled too, hey? Don't like those who actually got a degree?
Apology accepted.
Why on earth would I need a degree? I can Bake Pies and look after a Man as good as anyone.

If God decides to give me an incurable disease then I'll truly thank HIM for deciding to let me join HIM so early in my life.
Until that happens, I'm sure HE will take care of me.

Praise Jesus.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 04:59 PM

LOL. Oh dear. Good thing you live in the US. I wouldn't want you to come to my Catheter Lab. I'd sneeze in you once we open you up.

Things like appendicitis is fatal without surgery you know? Its a very common and very easy to fix disease. Without those Scientists who work out ways to fix it tho, its totally fatal.

How about thinking before posting? "God" Gifted you with the most advanced computer ever concieved, it takes one to operate however. And Generally more than one piece of software, bible 1.0 doesn't cut it where i'm from (And i'm talking about planet earth).
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