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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 05:30 PM

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LOL. Oh dear. Good thing you live in the US. I wouldn't want you to come to my Catheter Lab. I'd sneeze in you once we open you up.

Things like appendicitis is fatal without surgery you know? Its a very common and very easy to fix disease. Without those Scientists who work out ways to fix it tho, its totally fatal.

How about thinking before posting? "God" Gifted you with the most advanced computer ever concieved, it takes one to operate however. And Generally more than one piece of software, bible 1.0 doesn't cut it where i'm from (And i'm talking about planet earth).
Oh dear you are so single-minded and Blinkered aren't you?
God gives us these diseases whenever He sees fit to do so. If a person is cured It's got nothing to do with scientists. It's merely a coincidence that God decided to "Let you off with a warning".

Oh, by the way, we have Computers because God decided to allow us this tool to spread the WORD about Jesus far and wide over the Innernets.

Jesus died (temporarily) FOR YOU AND YOUR SINS.
Show HIM some respect.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 05:54 PM

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Oh dear you are so single-minded and Blinkered aren't you?
God gives us these diseases whenever He sees fit to do so. If a person is cured It's got nothing to do with scientists. It's merely a coincidence that God decided to "Let you off with a warning".

Oh, by the way, we have Computers because God decided to allow us this tool to spread the WORD about Jesus far and wide over the Innernets.

Jesus died (temporarily) FOR YOU AND YOUR SINS.
Show HIM some respect.
you're deeply troubled. You should go shoot another husband like the other women here.
God doesn't give you diseases. A combination of genetic and environmental factors lead to the body reacting in certain ways. A knife can cut a hand, Tobacco smoke causes emphysema. Theres little to do with 'God'. He had even less to do with the invention of computers.

Honestly. I can kinda buy a spiritual deity forming the original genetic structure to form original life in bacterial form, kinda. But for 'God' to play a role in the microprocessor? I think not.

You don't give human beings enough credit. Thats your downfall. Plus, if you were educated at a school and not by your father in the basement you'd know that computers run on more than smoke and magic, it was a fairly human invention.
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 06:01 PM

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you'd know that computers run on smoke and magic.
You stupid dirty leb.


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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 06:13 PM

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Honestly. I can kinda buy a spiritual deity forming the original genetic structure to form original life in bacterial form, kinda. But for 'God' to play a role in the microprocessor? I think not.
Oh yes, and how did they squeeze all those transistors and gates into a microprocessor chip with out God? What did they use, very small people to wire them up? Let’s be reasonable here.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 11:21 PM

I'm a guy and I have this to say.
If man was so smart and so superior, why did he take the apple when eve offered it to him?
I'm Christian btw, but not southern baptist.
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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-11-2008, 11:57 PM

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If man was so smart and so superior, why did he take the apple when eve offered it to him?
Because Eve nagged Adam until he did it. Clearly Adam though death was better than an eternity with Eve.

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No problem. We’re TRUE Christians, in other words Baptists. We have nothing to do with those liberals in the Southern Baptist Convention.



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Default Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE. - 02-12-2008, 12:35 AM

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Because Eve nagged Adam until he did it. Clearly Adam though death was better than an eternity with Eve.
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Amen Pastor, indeed the lesson from the Bible (KVJ1611) is enough for me not to make the same mistake again. I'm continually astonished at how people can continue to question the proper role of women today.


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