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Default My top ten favorite bible verses! - 08-07-2010, 02:08 AM

No. 1:St Paul’s advice about whether women are allowed to teach men in church:
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)



No. 2: In this verse, Samuel, one of the early leaders of Israel, orders genocide against a neighbouring people:
“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)



No. 3: A command of Moses:
“Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)



No. 4: The ending of Psalm 137, a psalm which was made into a disco calypso hit by Boney M, is often omitted from readings in church:
“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9)



No. 5: Another blood-curdling tale from the Book of Judges, where an Israelite man is trapped in a house by a hostile crowd, and sends out his concubine to placate them:
“So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, ‘Get up; let’s go.’ But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.” (Judges 19:25-28)



No. 6: St Paul condemns homosexuality in the opening chapter of the Book of Romans:
“In the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error.” (Romans 1:27)
No. 7: In this story from the Book of Judges, an Israelite leader, Jephthah, makes a rash vow to God, which has to be carried out:
“And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, ‘If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt-offering.’ Then Jephthah came to his home at Mizpah; and there was his daughter coming out to meet him with timbrels and with dancing. She was his only child; he had no son or daughter except her. When he saw her, he tore his clothes, and said, ‘Alas, my daughter! You have brought me very low; you have become the cause of great trouble to me. For I have opened my mouth to the Lord, and I cannot take back my vow.’” (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)



No. 8: The Lord is speaking to Abraham in this story where God commands him to sacrifice his son:
‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’ (Genesis 22:2)



No. 9: “Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22)



No. 10: “Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.” (1 Peter 2:18)



GOD is amazing. I am so glad I am worshiping the LORD JESUS CHRIST. I cannot wait till the day of judgement, when the EVIL ATHEISTS are cast into the FIERY PITS OF HELL by OUR LOVING GOD JESUS CHRIST.




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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 08-07-2010, 02:13 AM

Those are all fine Bible verses, but why do you name yourself after such a notorious false god?

Deuteronomy
Deuteronomy 13:13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
Judges
Judges 19:22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.
Judges 20:13 Now therefore deliver us the men, the children of Belial, which are in Gibeah, that we may put them to death, and put away evil from Israel. But the children of Benjamin would not hearken to the voice of their brethren the children of Israel:
1 Samuel
1 Samuel 1:16 Count not thine handmaid for a daughter of Belial: for out of the abundance of my complaint and grief have I spoken hitherto.
1 Samuel 2:12 Now the sons of Eli were sons of Belial; they knew not the LORD.
1 Samuel 10:27 But the children of Belial said, How shall this man save us? And they despised him, and brought him no presents. But he held his peace.
1 Samuel 25:17 Now therefore know and consider what thou wilt do; for evil is determined against our master, and against all his household: for he is such a son of Belial, that a man cannot speak to him.
1 Samuel 25:25 Let not my lord, I pray thee, regard this man of Belial, even Nabal: for as his name is, so is he; Nabal is his name, and folly is with him: but I thine handmaid saw not the young men of my lord, whom thou didst send.
1 Samuel 30:22 Then answered all the wicked men and men of Belial, of those that went with David, and said, Because they went not with us, we will not give them ought of the spoil that we have recovered, save to every man his wife and his children, that they may lead them away, and depart.
2 Samuel
2 Samuel 16:7 And thus said Shimei when he cursed, Come out, come out, thou bloody man, and thou man of Belial:
2 Samuel 20:1 And there happened to be there a man of Belial, whose name was Sheba, the son of Bichri, a Benjamite: and he blew a trumpet, and said, We have no part in David, neither have we inheritance in the son of Jesse: every man to his tents, O Israel.
2 Samuel 23:6 But the sons of Belial shall be all of them as thorns thrust away, because they cannot be taken with hands:
1 Kings
1 Kings 21:10 And set two men, sons of Belial, before him, to bear witness against him, saying, Thou didst blaspheme God and the king. And then carry him out, and stone him, that he may die.
1 Kings 21:13 And there came in two men, children of Belial, and sat before him: and the men of Belial witnessed against him, even against Naboth, in the presence of the people, saying, Naboth did blaspheme God and the king. Then they carried him forth out of the city, and stoned him with stones, that he died.
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2 Chronicles 13:7 And there are gathered unto him vain men, the children of Belial, and have strengthened themselves against Rehoboam the son of Solomon, when Rehoboam was young and tenderhearted, and could not withstand them.
2 Corinthians
2 Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?


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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 08-07-2010, 02:16 AM

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Those are all fine Bible verses, but why do you name yourself after such a notorious false god?

I wish to show the evil in Belial in the future. To show how GOOD, GOD is.
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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 08-07-2010, 03:19 AM

Those are great verses, friend, but we are "King James Only" here, and we would appreciate it if you would refrain from quoting from false Bibles while you are on this forum.

If you don't have your own King James Version of the Bible, also known as the Authorized Version, then you can find one online here.

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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 10-20-2010, 01:19 AM

my bible has grammatical errors in it, for example in Leviticus 25:44; "Your male and female slaves are (piffleED) to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."

see now was that rather profound expletive meant to reside in such a fundamental piece of writing? and also in terms of its context i am appalled that males could even be considered as slaves, we are the higher being.

How can this be right?
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my bible has grammatical errors in it, for example in Leviticus 25:44; "Your male and female slaves are (piffleED) to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."

see now was that rather profound expletive meant to reside in such a fundamental piece of writing? and also in terms of its context i am appalled that males could even be considered as slaves, we are the higher being.

How can this be right?
Why are you reading a false Bible.

Here is the correct verse:
Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.

Now go down to the Bible shop and get the correct Bible.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 10-20-2010, 01:46 AM

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Why are you reading a false Bible.

Now go down to the Bible shop and get the correct Bible.
do you even know how to read? woman!! how dare you, this bible was passed on through the womb of our family!
i once hit a woman for cursing the bible... for no woman shall objectify the word of god! as all bibles are correct...

it has been collated over the ages by the greatest philosophers of the time, it is designed for people to live by, and to top it all off; short bread (thats bread thats really short in case you didnt know (because youre a woman)) is better on a sunday than scones.
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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 10-20-2010, 01:58 AM

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do you even know how to read? woman!! how dare you, this bible was passed on through the womb of our family!
i once hit a woman for cursing the bible... for no woman shall objectify the word of god! as all bibles are correct...

it has been collated over the ages by the greatest philosophers of the time, it is designed for people to live by, and to top it all off; short bread (thats bread thats really short in case you didnt know (because youre a woman)) is better on a sunday than scones.


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do you even know how to read? woman!! how dare you, this bible was passed on through the womb of our family!
i once hit a woman for cursing the bible... for no woman shall objectify the word of god! as all bibles are correct...

it has been collated over the ages by the greatest philosophers of the time, it is designed for people to live by, and to top it all off; short bread (thats bread thats really short in case you didnt know (because youre a woman)) is better on a sunday than scones.
My, what an aggressive nature you have. Do you always go around beating up on women.

You will address me by my name, Lisa. Since you were rude I expect you to call me Miss Lisa.

I know how the Bible came about, so no need to go on a rant.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 10-20-2010, 02:09 AM

sorry for offending you miss lisa...
forgive my ignorance, im on medication and sometimes i get a bit frustrated at the silliest things, for example the minutiae of such things as where my couch should be in the lounge.

or how to arrange the table for dinner... its been soo hard after my wife passed.

i hope this does not hinder our relationship under God's watchful eye, let us go forward.
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sorry for offending you miss lisa...
forgive my ignorance, im on medication and sometimes i get a bit frustrated at the silliest things, for example the minutiae of such things as where my couch should be in the lounge.

or how to arrange the table for dinner... its been soo hard after my wife passed.

i hope this does not hinder our relationship under God's watchful eye, let us go forward.
I am glad you apologized. Do not forget to use capitals in my name.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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sorry for offending you miss lisa...
forgive my ignorance, im on medication and sometimes i get a bit frustrated at the silliest things, for example the minutiae of such things as where my couch should be in the lounge.

or how to arrange the table for dinner... its been soo hard after my wife passed.

i hope this does not hinder our relationship under God's watchful eye, let us go forward.
Why have you resurrected this old thread?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 05-07-2011, 08:01 AM

Amen.
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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 06-03-2011, 01:53 PM

1, John 3:16

2, Genesis 1:1

3, John 14:13-14

4, Deuteronomy 2:32-34

5, Hebrews 9:22

6, Proverbs 22:15

7, Leviticus 26:21-22

8, Leviticus 24:16

9, Joshua 23:15

10, Judges 3:16-23


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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 06-08-2011, 06:18 PM

Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Psalm 18:10 And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.

Song of Solomon 5:4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

Philemon 1:7 For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.

Philemon 1:12 Whom I have sent again: thou therefore receive him, that is, mine own bowels

Philemon 1:20 Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

Phillippians 1:8 For God is my record, how greatly I long after you all in the bowels of Jesus Christ.

2 Chronicles 21:18 And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.

1 John 3:17 But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?

isaiah 16:11 Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 06-25-2011, 03:36 AM

I don't know about top 10... But here are a few of mine!

  • Deuteronomy 14:9-10; 13; 20-21
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you. 13 If a man also lie with man-kind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. 20 And they shall say onto the elders of his city. This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die


  • Ezekiel 23:19-21
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.




  • Exodus 35:2
For six days work may be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a holy day, a sabbath of complete rest to the LORD; whoever does any work on it shall be put to death to him.



  • Deuteronomy 23:2-3 (or 23:1-2 depending on your edition)
2 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. 3 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.



  • 2 Kings 2:23-24
23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.



  • Song of Solomon 7:7-8
7 You are slender like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters of fruit. 8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree and take hold of its fruit.



  • 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
34 Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. 35 If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.

(womens' opinions mean NOTHING! amiright? i'm right.)



  • Leviticus 24:16
16 Anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death.





  • Exodus 21:20-21
20 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, 21 but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.



  • Deuteronomy 25:11-12
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Oh, look! 10 already!
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Default Re: My top ten favorite bible verses! - 07-01-2011, 05:34 PM

Those are also amongst my favorites.

Praise the good lord, friends.
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