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Default Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 02:57 AM

Hello All,
Let me introduce myself. I'm Dave, I'm 15 and I'm from New York City. I'm a catholic as of now - and while I believe in God, I have a hard time staying 100% faithful to everything I know about my faith.

I've been in a Catholic school my entire life - I have memorized bible passages, learned many different saints, I've been confirmed but I just don't know if I can accept everything God tells us, and some things that seem to be popular ideas that God may not have told us to begin with.

I don't want to challenge anything - I just need help.
Like the earth being flat - I can't seem to accept that, nor can I accept that there can be no process of change from generation to generation - like traits like hair color can be passed down, why not traits like intelligence?

Anyway - comment and please, don't flame me... I just want help.

Thank you all,
Dave
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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 03:04 AM

Dear Friend,

You brought up Catholic? How many priests molested you? If they didn't pick you to be molested, did you feel left out?

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 03:09 AM

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Dear Friend,

You brought up Catholic? How many priests molested you? If they didn't pick you to be molested, did you feel left out?

Yours in Him,
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Hello Bob...
Not sure if you are attempting a joke or not, but I've never been molested, nor have any of my friends, Many of whom are catholic.

If that wasn't a joke please share what prompted you to say such a hateful thing about a group of Christians...
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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 03:17 AM

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Hello Bob...
Not sure if you are attempting a joke or not, but I've never been molested, nor have any of my friends, Many of whom are catholic.

If that wasn't a joke please share what prompted you to say such a hateful thing about a group of Christians...
Catholics aren't Christians! They pray to statues of Mary, and that's idolatry, which will send you straight to HELL.

Exodus 20:4-5~

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Why do Catholics break the Ten Commandments? Hmmm, let me think... oh, I know! Because they're not Christian and they will burn forever in Hell! That's why so many of the priests are faggots.

You should read a newspaper at least once a week so you can learn about current events.


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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 03:21 AM

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Catholics aren't Christians! They pray to statues of Mary, and that's idolatry, which will send you straight to HELL.

Exodus 20:4-5~

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Why do Catholics break the Ten Commandments? Hmmm, let me think... oh, I know! Because they're not Christian and they will burn forever in Hell! That's why so many of the priests are faggots.

You should read a newspaper at least once a week so you can learn about current events.
Eeekkk...

What's going on here can someone please help me understand what's going on here?
I'm confused - what are you talking about we don't pray to statues of Mary - we pray to saints - and Mary is a saint.

Please can someone explain what's going on around here? Some people here are so harsh I can't tell if they are making a mockery or are being serious....
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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 03:25 AM

Praying to statues of saints is wrong! Please read the TEN COMMANDMENTS.

It's all very plain, in black and white. It's not a joke, it's not funny. Catholics are going to Hell.

It is very sad, and if I think about it too much I feel bad for all of those millions of people that will burn forever and ever. If only they would follow the Word of God!


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Eeekkk...

What's going on here can someone please help me understand what's going on here?
I'm confused - what are you talking about we don't pray to statues of Mary - we pray to saints - and Mary is a saint.

Please can someone explain what's going on around here? Some people here are so harsh I can't tell if they are making a mockery or are being serious....
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Please can someone explain what's going on around here?
Why are you behaving like such a simpering homersexshural?

Man up and do some searching as you've been told. And read the Bible for Heaven's sake!

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Eeekkk...

What's going on here can someone please help me understand what's going on here?
I'm confused - what are you talking about we don't pray to statues of Mary - we pray to saints - and Mary is a saint.

Please can someone explain what's going on around here? Some people here are so harsh I can't tell if they are making a mockery or are being serious....
So you don't think praying to the ghosts of your dead ancestors and sometimes even having rituals in front of pieces of their corpses sounds a little pagan?



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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 08:47 AM

Well it's always nice to meet a fine young man who's interested in the Bible! Why don't you post some pictures of yourself, son? I'll bet you're a strapping lad!


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Some people here are so harsh I can't tell if they are making a mockery or are being serious....
So you're Catholic? Quick, convert to Christian. Otherwise you'll get bombed and your questions will not likely get answers. Don't worry, they usually are the difficult unless you meet certain standards like beating your wife or daughter when she misses a spot on the counter.
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Hello All,
I have a hard time staying 100% faithful to everything I know about my faith.
I am not surprised you being a Catlick and all - you are all servants of the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome.

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I've been in a Catholic school my entire life
... and have thus had no chance to think for yourseslf
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I have memorized bible passages,
Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
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... learned many different saints,
Your catlick saints are unimpressive and pointless - they are the inventions of the pope.
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Another such martyr was Saint Lucy. According to different versions of the story she either tore out her own eyes and gave them to her husband (oh that I was making this up) or they were taken out by a Roman soldier with a fork! She if often shown, rather confusingly, with her eyes in her head but another set, the real ones I presume, on a plate. Here she is from one church I’ve visited in Europe.
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You need help to challenge all the evil that the liars at the Church of Rome have forced down your throat over the years; you need help to see what The Bible really is; you need help now - otherwise Jesus will call you and the Gates of Hell will open to your soul.

I hope this helps.




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Default Re: Hello I'm a church-going teen boy and I need help. - 09-12-2012, 11:53 AM

Hello Dave.
Welcome to our friendly Forums.

We get many young men like you approaching us for help and advice. Especially young Catholic men.

I'm not really suprised by this, and I can assure you that you have come to the right place for help .

The Catholic Church forces Homosexurism on to it's men.
If you like wearing nice frilly frocks, Junk Jewellery, swinging handbags and magnificent hats, whilst sharing these things with other men then it's just the place for you.

If you are a TRUE Christian™ Male then you would shun these obviously sinful ways and repent of your Cathoholicness.

Book an personal, private, one-on-one appointment with one of our Pastors as soon as you can.

Meanwhile, I shall Pray for you.

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Sister Talitha

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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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