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Default Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 12:15 AM

My eldest son is getting to that age where "uncleanness that chanceth him by night" is to be expected occasionally. Unfortunately, in his case, it has been happening every single night. So I made him spend all of his days outside of Freehold, as the Bible commands:

Deuteronomy 23:10-11King James Version (KJV)


10If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
11But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.


In the evening time, he would take a sponge bath and then return home. Then in the morning he woke up covered in seed.

I was beating him constantly, sometimes all day until pieces of his hindparts would fall off, as God commands in the Bible:

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14



I prayed, "What, Lord, shall I do? Have I forgotten some piece of scripture? Have I neglected to raise my children as you have commanded?"


Then it hit me: I did neglect to carry out some of his most important commandments:


Mark 9:43-47
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:



Matthew 19:12 (King James Version) 12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


It plainly states: "He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
I thought to myself, "Aren't my sons perfectly 'able' to be castrated?" I decided that, in fact, they were.



Now that my sons are all eunuchs, all of the nightly uncleanness has stopped, miraculously. This is proof that there is a God, and the KJV Bible is His Word!



I would recommend to any caring, Bible believing parent to at least make an attempt to castrate your sons. I tied mine up in their sleep and did it then. If they were unable to be castrated, then it would not have worked anyway, and the Bible says to let "he that is able" receive it. So you can't go wrong with this method.



If anyone has any questions, feel free to inquire, either privately or in this thread. Also, if you decide to follow God's law and find out if your sons are 'able' to be castrated, please share the results of your experiment in this thread.


When Cindy Lou completes her current pregnancy, I am going to go ahead and tell the doctor to castrate it, if it is a boy. That is another great thing about living in Freehold; the doctors all know how to perform Biblical castrations.



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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 03:00 AM

I would like to ask, if I may, what you did with the organs after they were removed?

I don't want to seem morbid or anything, but there are laws about disposal of medical waste, and I wouldn't want you hit with any fines or penalties.



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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 03:20 AM

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I would like to ask, if I may, what you did with the organs after they were removed?

I don't want to seem morbid or anything, but there are laws about disposal of medical waste, and I wouldn't want you hit with any fines or penalties.
Are there? I just put them down the garbage disposal, where I put all my leftover meat if it goes bad.

Does this mean I have to take apart my plumbing and get all the hash out of it? I wouldn't want to disobey secular law.


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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 04:36 AM

There are laws governing the disposal of medical waste, yes.

I have never had to enforce them, and I don't intend to start now. Big government interferes with the private business of medicine enough the way it is.

But technically, the testes should be incinerated.

Big government liberals will probably be snapping at your heels for you to go by the book. (Their book, not the Holy Bible.)

I suggest that you crack open that septic system and have your sons fish their gonads out and throw them in a burning barrel.

Make it an object lesson on hellfire. After all, it was their disobedience that caused this to begin with, and this will be a fitting punishment for the trouble they caused you.
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Make it an object lesson on hellfire. After all, it was their disobedience that caused this to begin with, and this will be a fitting punishment for the trouble they caused you.
Excellent idea. Watching what is left of their sinful testicles burning on a pyre will give them a vivid image of what happens to those who refuse to become eunuchs when they are able, or who choose to be gay, or who choose to be bastards, or who choose to be skeptical of the extraordinary claims in the Bible, or who choose to be raped in the city, when they go to Hell.


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Olive Oil 8 oz.
Liposuction fat (optional) 4 oz. (tallow may be substituted)
Pupled Testicles 6 oz.
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5% Superfatted Lye Amount 2¾ oz.
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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 08:08 PM

I came across this post through a friend who posted about this on a social networking site and felt obliged to comment. After reading the first post I was quite frankly disgusted in the violations of the ethical and moral duties of a parent. Castrating your own sons in my country would certainly justify an extremely large jail sentence. Having being brought up in a free society where rights and wrongs are taught and not welded into our minds by chastening I'm not too familiar with your barbaric unchristian ways, but I'm sure that your children have understood them enough to want out. Their so called ‎"uncleanness that chanceth him by night" happens to be an extremely normal part of growing up for pubescent males and I'm sure they'd rather go through puberty the normal way and one day have children than be dry in bed with an awful pain in their scrotum and their human life effectively over after having the one naturalistic reason to live taken from them by irresponsible brain-washed parents. This forum reads more like a cult than a simple christian denomination and I think most people from the wider world would be horrified to learn of your lunacy
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I came across this post through a friend who posted about this on a social networking site and felt obliged to comment. After reading the first post I was quite frankly disgusted in the violations of the ethical and moral duties of a parent. Castrating your own sons in my country would certainly justify an extremely large jail sentence. Having being brought up in a free society where rights and wrongs are taught and not welded into our minds by chastening I'm not too familiar with your barbaric unchristian ways, but I'm sure that your children have understood them enough to want out. Their so called ‎"uncleanness that chanceth him by night" happens to be an extremely normal part of growing up for pubescent males and I'm sure they'd rather go through puberty the normal way and one day have children than be dry in bed with an awful pain in their scrotum and their human life effectively over after having the one naturalistic reason to live taken from them by irresponsible brain-washed parents. This forum reads more like a cult than a simple christian denomination and I think most people from the wider world would be horrified to learn of your lunacy
Well hello.

What kind of perverted tyranny do you live in that doesn't allow parents to raise their children in whatever way they see fit? I am guessing a very liberal one, like Iceland or Canada.

All I can say is that I am glad I live in a free country like America where parents are allowed full control over the minds and body of their proprietary children.

And I am sure those boys won't miss their testicles for very long, and will thank their father when they are older.



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This forum reads more like a cult than a simple christian denomination and I think most people from the wider world would be horrified to learn of your lunacy
If you don't get your ethics from the Bible, then where do you get them from? Public school? Or do you just make them up?


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You've obviously read/misread a different Bible to me. You need not know the origins of my views but needless to say they are representative of the modern world. Since when does removing the human rights from your own child define a liberal society. Not only removing their human rights, but removing their ability to have their own children or would you rather your grandparents have castrated your fathers in the night when they were children...
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You've obviously read/misread a different Bible to me. You need not know the origins of my views but needless to say they are representative of the modern world. Since when does removing the human rights from your own child define a liberal society. Not only removing their human rights, but removing their ability to have their own children or would you rather your grandparents have castrated your fathers in the night when they were children...
He didn't remove any of their rights. He only removed their testicles.

I think that I've heard quite enough about kids' rights. Here are the rights of children:

Obey thy father and mother.



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Deuteronomy 23:10-11King James Version (KJV)
10If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
11But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.

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45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:


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You've obviously read/misread a different Bible to me.
The Bible is clear and unambiguous in its teachings. A few of the relevant ones I have cited above. I have followed these scriptures to the letter. There is no doubt about that.

Obviously it is you who does not know his Bible.


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but haven't you denied yourself the possibility of grandchildren?
How's that? God will give my sons children if He sees fit.

You have obviously bought into the secular myth that people are created through sexual reproduction. They are not. They are created by God, as the Bible says.
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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:12 PM

No the Bible isn't clear, it has been interpreted and misinterpreted for over 20 centuries. You have not only taken away the rights of your children but their rights as they progress into adulthood. Castration is irreversible and they can never have children. You did this against their will (which evidently is non-existent in your eyes), you probably performed this without sterile equipment putting them at a serious health risk and I imagine you aren't a qualified surgeon so were putting them at risk of death directly too. I wonder how many christians from around the world would view this as acceptable christian behavior.
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I wonder how many christians from around the world would view this as acceptable christian behavior.
Sadly, not very many. The word of GOD has been watered down by liberals like you.

But we still remain true to the KJV 1611, GOD's word!

You are still going on about children's rights. Would you care to point out what these rights are and where they come from?



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I wonder how many christians from around the world would view this as acceptable christian behavior.
The number who take the Bible literally.



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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:20 PM

Are you telling me that you've never had sex with your wife? If so, why? You say it's a sin, yet if you don't need to have it, why have you?


If you ask me, you should repent at once, clearly lust got the better of you.

And if you haven't, you should really ask what she was doing 9 months prior to the birth of your children
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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:20 PM

You have taken the right of your children to praise our lord Allah by having sex and pleasing him. This will result in you not getting to sit at the right hand of Allah and not getting your 72 virgins.

Also you may have seriously reduced the chances of him being able to fight against the evil American invaders in our fight for the glory of Allah's kingdom that will soon cover this great planet that he made in his image.

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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:24 PM

Your delusions make me ill and your beliefs come from a false interpretation of the bible created 1600 years after the original by a raving mad english king 400 years before our time?! Do you believe your God would allow for such punishment of his children? And no it is medically impossible for your children to now have children unless their wives commit adultory and lie...
Care to search for Human rights, Federal and state laws for the crimes you have committed
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