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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 05-25-2012, 06:09 AM

Mmmmm, mmmm! I hope Pastor's not too hungry, 'cause I'd love to get me some sloppy seconds!


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 05-25-2012, 05:06 PM

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Mmmmm, mmmm! I hope Pastor's not too hungry, 'cause I'd love to get me some sloppy seconds!

There's always enough pie to go around for the menfolk who visit this kitchen.



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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 06-16-2012, 05:42 AM

I had a somewhat troubling experience today. A certain lady who lives on my street happened to invite me in for a slice of her cherry pie. Normally I wouldn't choose to be alone with a woman in her home, but I could smell her hot, fresh pie all the way from the street, and let me tell you, it was mouth-watering.

You can probably imagine how taken aback I was when she pulled this thing out of her oven:





I suspect she may be a bit unbalanced, or as the younger set likes to say, "cray-cray."

I have to admit, though, that it was some of the best cherry pie I've ever tasted.

Maybe it's true what they say about crazy women's pies being better?


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 06-17-2012, 02:37 AM

yes that Pie would scare me.

This is what Jesus wants a cherry pie to look like.



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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 06-17-2012, 11:19 PM

This topic is very interesting because I love making pies for my husband, although the cream pie is one of his favorites he loves rhubarb pie. I just made it for him today.


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 07-12-2012, 07:50 AM

I wish I had a wife so she could try a little banana cream pie on me.



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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 07-18-2012, 09:22 PM

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Quite true, they are the head of the household and the head always makes the decisions. without their Pie who knows what will happen, always need to be wiling to get it ready no matter what! You need food for the stomach as well as food for the soul!


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 08-03-2012, 06:40 AM

When a woman bakes me a savory bacon cheese pie, I like for it to be made with Robin Hood flour, because it's the "faithful" flour!

(Even if Robin Hood was a damned Democrat.)




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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 08-03-2012, 07:24 AM

Let's move on up to a real pie



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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 08-03-2012, 09:52 PM

I'm not quite sure how I'd feel about a woman's pie if there was pork in it.


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I'm not quite sure how I'd feel about a woman's pie if there was pork in it.
I think those were made by men?


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-07-2012, 09:42 AM

One of my husband and daughter's favorite pies are blueberry pie, (I only make it every so often)! Here are pictures from last Thanksgiving:


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My goodness Abigail, your pie sure does look juicy. I'd love to sink my teeth into some of that!


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-07-2012, 11:09 PM

Nothing makes this christian happier than a good ol' Cream Pie.


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-07-2012, 11:30 PM

Amen to that, Brother Harold! I know it's unusual for menfolk to help in the kitchen, but one of the best cream pies I ever tasted was when a friend of mine from my Bible fellowship invited a bunch of us over and we all pitched in and helped his wife make the biggest cream pie I'd ever seen in my life!


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-08-2012, 08:48 PM

Banana cream pie:


Pineapple and Pecan Pie:

Delicious lemon and fruit pie! :



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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-10-2012, 03:36 AM

My uncle makes the best strawberry rhubarb pie ever! I wish I had a picture or a recipe, to share but he hasn't made it since last Christmas, and I suck at making anything that involves an oven, so I would probably accidently mess up the recipe without even realizing it and the last thing anyone wants is a pie with too much baking soda in it
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My uncle makes the best strawberry rhubarb pie ever! I wish I had a picture or a recipe, to share but he hasn't made it since last Christmas, and I suck at making anything that involves an oven, so I would probably accidently mess up the recipe without even realizing it and the last thing anyone wants is a pie with too much baking soda in it
You must mean your aunt, right? Because men don't bake pies.

Unless they're queer. Is your uncle a queer?


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-10-2012, 03:49 AM

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You must mean your aunt, right? Because men don't bake pies.

Unless they're queer. Is your uncle a queer?
Just thinking about the pie from somebody's uncle makes me want to heave.



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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 12-10-2012, 03:59 AM

Queer uncles tend to have poor hygiene. I would hate to think of a man baking a pie using the same hands he routinely puts inside other men's rectums.


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