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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 03-15-2013, 01:23 AM

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It's actually national pie day as I'm writing this 3/14! So, all the ladies better warm up their pies for hungry husbands and watch out for coons at the window sill! I'm partial to Key Lime Pie myself but I hope it's not too sour.
I baked my pie all day, and Seth didn't come home for supper. Now I've got a hot cherry pie and nobody to eat it.


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 03-18-2013, 10:29 PM

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The best way to learn all about what good pie is to experiment with it.

Get a few women from your Church group together and practice slurping up each others wet, hot juicy pie. Be open and honest, do not hold back. Video record the sessions so you can show your future husband what you are willing to do to please him.
Is pie code word for lady parts?
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Is pie code word for lady parts?
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Is pie code word for lady parts?
I am in complete agreement with Mrs. Keepin. What is your sick obsession with womanly parts, harlot?! Are you a homosexual?
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Wink Re: Pies Men Like - 03-19-2013, 12:47 AM

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I am in complete agreement with Mrs. Keepin. What is your sick obsession with womanly parts, harlot?! Are you a homosexual?
No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.
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No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.
You are either straight or a lesbian, whore, there is no in-between. And did it ever occour to you that poor Mr Hutchins simply is passionate about pie? Your mind is as filthy as your body!
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Angry Re: Pies Men Like - 03-19-2013, 01:11 AM

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No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.
I have seen several of your posts where you insist on thrusting your female genitalia in our faces.
I do not think Mrs. Keepin will shot her husband, she is not allowed to touch a loaded firearm.


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Wink Re: Pies Men Like - 03-19-2013, 01:21 AM

Well seeing as Mr Puckett loves fresh peaches, tadah! How does this look? A raw peach pie on a hot sugary crust!


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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 03-19-2013, 07:54 PM

That beaver is kinda cute....Just sayin'
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Default Re: Pies Men Like - 03-19-2013, 07:58 PM

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That beaver is kinda cute....Just sayin'
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Leviticus 20:14-15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


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