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Default 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-14-2013, 07:30 PM

1) Only Gay Couples Will Be Allowed To Adopt Children

Newt Gingrich, while speaking on NBC’s “Meet the Press” interview, revealed how adoption by straight couples is now outlawed:

“But what I’m struck with is the one-sidedness of the desire for rights,” Gingrich said. “There are no rights for catholics to have adoption services in Massachusetts; they’re outlawed. There are no rights in D.C. for catholics to have adoption services; they’re outlawed.”

“Does [supporting LGBT rights] mean that you actually have to affirmatively eliminate any institution which does not automatically accept [homosexuality]?” Gingrich continued.
So far, in states like Illinois and Colorado, and in Washington D.C., Catholic adoption services were forced to shut down. The papists in Illinois sued to try for special dispensation. They failed. The Gay Agenda is too strong in the state that gave us Obama, secret Gay Man. Millions of children eligible for adoption will now be forced to adopt the gay lifestyle unless they remain in orphanages and slimy foster homes.

2) Gays Are Taking Their Cues From Nazi Germany To Identify And Target Christians

Janet Mefferd, a Christian syndicated radio show host, responsed to news that Gross Pointe South High School had canceled a planned speech by proud heterosexual-rights advocate, Rick Santorum. She posted on her Facebook:
[America is moving] “toward a day when every Christian who supports real marriage might be made to wear a yellow patch on the sleeve, “a badge of shame” to identify us as ‘anti-gay haters.’ Kind of like the Jews in Nazi Germany.”
3) Christianity Will Soon Be Punishable By Law

Just like the Godless Canadians to the north, Christians who preach the Word of God can expect life in prison. When the Supreme Court hands down its opinion in Windsor v. United States, the federal government will be prevented from protecting the sanctity of marriage. Those who speak out against this injustice will be persecuted by the law. It started with the Matthew Shepard, James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2009, and won't stop until Obama has completed the Gay Agenda.

Tea Party Unity host Rick Scarborough had this important warning to share:
This hand-wringing reached a peak a few weeks ago when Tea Party Unity host Rick Scarborough declared during a lengthy tirade that:

The very first thing Obama did when he got elected president was pass hate crimes legislation inclusive of sexual orientation. The laws are now on the books to prosecute preachers who have the audacity to say in public what I just said from their pulpits.

You will find them armed with this Supreme Court ruling, if its adverse, then rounding up anyone who says otherwise and prosecuting, perhaps with fines at first but finally with jail and imprisonment. And the laws are now, at least the foundation of laws through hate crimes legislation is in place to bring fill-scale persecution on those of us who stand for truth.
4) Christians Are Targeted To Be More Hated Than Pedophiles

CNN recently reported on statements made by Peter Sprigg, Senior Fellow for Policy Studies at the staunchly anti-gay Family Research Council, who maintains Christians can’t oppose gay rights or they risk becoming a "hated minority":
[ESPN commentator Chris] Broussard was called a bigot and a purveyor of hate speech when he said an NBA player who had come out as gay was living in “open rebellion to God.”ť Broussard said the player, Jason Collins, was “living in unrepentant sin” because the Bible condemns homosexuality.

“In the current culture, it takes more courage for someone like Chris Broussard to speak out than for someone like Jason Collins to come out,” says Sprigg, a former pastor. ” The media will hail someone who comes out of the closet as gay, but someone who simply expresses their personal religious views about homosexual conduct is attacked.”
Being persecuted for being a Christian is something Kirk Cameron can relate to.

5) All Major American Patriotic Organizations Like The Scouting Association Will Be Persecuted Until They Stop Defending God

The Gay Agenda has successfully bullied the Scouting Association into throwing away tradition and loyalty to God.

John Stemberger, an Eagle Scout and founder of On My Honor.net, whose motto is Keep Sex & Politics Out of Scouting, makes the following statement:
“It would be an enormous mistake if they allowed homosexuality in scouting,” he said. “They have no idea what these folks really want to do.”

Stemberger said there are already gays in scouting — “they are discreet, they are appropriate, they are private and they don’t act out in front of kids.”

“What they want is full-blown gay activism in scouting,” he said, “and that’s what they can’t have under the current policy.”

He predicted any change in the policy would devastate the program.

“We think that sex and politics should stay out of Scouting,” he said. “We think that’s utterly inappropriate where boys as young as six and seven years old are being trained to be men.”




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Default Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-14-2013, 08:46 PM

Praise Jesus for your vigilance, Sister Mary!

And it's so simple. Gays can change their ways, just like rapists and murderers and Catholics!




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Default Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-14-2013, 09:53 PM

Thank you for putting this all together for us. I knew it was happening, but I was hoping the writing wasn't on the wall, per se.

I thank God above that none of my children is a fag. If the boys even LOOK at a Barbie or a doll, Mr. Graham beats the tar out of them. If one of the girls even TRIES to wear pants, or cuts her hair, she is disciplined the same way. We cannot allow the gay filth to infiltrate our home. (Leviticus 18:22)(Proverbs 13:24)

There is no television in our home, and the books are all censored until I find appropriate gender readings for the children (ie...not GAY!)

I will pray for this. Will start organizing a prayer chain ASAP.
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Default Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-14-2013, 10:58 PM

It's happening RIGHT NOW!!!

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The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that Biblical speech opposing homosexual behavior, including in written form, is essentially a hate crime.
Up in Canada they are going to ban the Bible!!!
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I thank God above that none of my children is a fag. If the boys even LOOK at a Barbie or a doll, Mr. Graham beats the tar out of them. If one of the girls even TRIES to wear pants, or cuts her hair, she is disciplined the same way. We cannot allow the gay filth to infiltrate our home. (Leviticus 18:22)(Proverbs 13:24)
Take it from me, that's just good, solid, common sense parenting. Also, cigarette burns work too.
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Default Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-15-2013, 07:51 PM

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It's happening RIGHT NOW!!!



Up in Canada they are going to ban the Bible!!!
Dear Mr. Creeser,

This makes me madder than a three-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond.

I'll tell you what, if the Great George W Bush was still president, we would be storming the border right now; kicking some Canuck butt and taking names.

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I'll tell you what, if the Great George W Bush was still president, we would be storming the border right now; kicking some Canuck butt and taking names.
Indeed. George W. Bush wouldn't stand idly by and watch the Not-So-Great Lavender North trample on one of the rights that matter, namely, the right to engage in anti-sodomy speech.


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Default Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-15-2013, 11:48 PM

This is all so correct!

Of course. You guys have us all figured out.

Firstly, yes, we want every child up for adoption to only be allowed to be adopted by gay people. I mean, it's only fair, right? Of course!

Second, duh! Of course we're targeting Christians! We're only marking you with tags because then we know who to go and seduce and turn gay. Ha!

Thirdly, what did you expect? Did you really think we'd let Christianity stay legal? No. We don't want anyone to be allowed to have their own religion, especially Christians! (This is a secret, but we're actually creating one! So exciting! It's called "homosexualism" and everyone will have to follow it and be gay.)

Fourthly, ha, of course we hate Christians more than pedophiles. I mean, pedophiles don't have a problem with us, so it's only reasonable, yeah?

Fifthly, yes. We're going to keep doing things to deter you from defending god until you stop because we hate god! We want to turn everyone against him because he doesn't like us. That sounds like a good plan, right? Will you stand with us? We can take the easy way or the hard way...


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Gay Agenda propaganda.
All this putting things in your bottom is just wrong. And deep down inside you know it.

Jesus brought you here for a reason and it wasn't to try to seduce good men into sodomy. Won't you accept His love within you instead?



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Default Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know - 05-24-2013, 07:12 AM

The adoption of gay couples is now promoted! In the recent news said, the "second parent adoption" tax credit is perhaps the only provision in the tax code that actually works in the favor of same-sex couples under certain circumstances. And that advantage comes precisely because the federal government does not acknowledge their unions. I think more heterosexual couples will raise questions about this.
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This quote, among other similar sayings, may come from that God forsaken Battlestar Galactica show, but it's still wise, and it's not just mentally challenged numbskulls like Pisshead giving us the double-whammy comedic truth these days to be sure...

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5) All Major American Patriotic Organizations Like The Scouting Association Will Be Persecuted Until They Stop Defending God

The Gay Agenda has successfully bullied the Scouting Association into throwing away tradition and loyalty to God.
I shiver to think what new badges will be introduced, with the Gay scout"masters" now in charge...!

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I shiver to think what new badges will be introduced, with the Gay scout"masters" now in charge...!

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I am just in a state of shock. I was trying to keep an open mind to some of the homer business that has been going on, being in politics one has to play that kind of game.

But the badges you just posted, Mistress C, they look exactly like what we can expect. To think the noble Scout Merit Badge will look like an advertisement for sodomy--that's just too much.


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Is this a joke? Because it seems pretty funny to me!
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Is this a joke? Because it seems pretty funny to me!
You think that taking away somebody's salvation and leading children to Hell is a joke? What kind of a sadistic monster are you, exactly?
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You think that taking away somebody's salvation and leading children to Hell is a joke? What kind of a sadistic monster are you, exactly?
One who thinks that anyone saying things like:
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One who thinks that anyone saying things like:
"2) Gays Are Taking Their Cues From Nazi Germany To Identify And Target Christians"
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You're speaking before you know ALL the facts, which is foolhardy. And unAmerican.

Did you know all scouts will be FORCED to earn these badges, or get OUT?

Is that fair??

I can't even figure out what some of them mean, but they look utterly horrible. Every last one.
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Did you know all scouts will be FORCED to earn these badges, or get OUT?
Sister, this is nothing short of cruelty! Parents who lovingly instill the fear of God into their children go to jail, but forcing boy scouts to celebrate sodomy is acceptable? I can't imagine how our nation became like this!


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I can't even figure out what some of them mean, but they look utterly horrible. Every last one.
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Well, you've stated that you don't know what they mean, so how can you judge if they're bad or not, hmm?
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Well, you've stated that you don't know what they mean, so how can you judge if they're bad or not, hmm?
Well, one of them clearly has a "pansy" on it. I'm still looking at the other ones.

But I know they are bad because they're to be issued under the new Gay Regime.

It is frightening, and I'm glad you agree.

(Could the little pink and blue babies at the bottom be for babies they've aborted?)
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