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Default Debating atheists--Noah's ark - 03-02-2014, 09:17 PM

I was asked to debate an atheist at a local college recently and I feel it went quite well. The atheist asked the old question of how Noah could have gotten all of the worlds animals on one boat, too which I quickly answered that in Noah's time, about 4,500 years ago, it was a simpler time, there were far less species than today. In fact, a modern day visit to the Holy land confirms the truth. When Noah was loading his boat, all he needed to gather were two goats, two camels, two locusts, two scorpions and two tumbleweeds, same as today over there. You see, shortly after the flood, atheists began humping things and the result was the whole lot of new critters that we see today. The atheists humped something from Africa to produce today's apes and monkeys. Masturbating atheists broke Onan's law and spilled man seed into the oceans creating fish and whales. I believe there is a species of whale today that was named for the masturbation events. Keep these facts in mind when confronting atheists while street preaching. YIC
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Default Re: Debating atheists--Noah's ark - 03-02-2014, 09:54 PM

That's a compelling theory Brother, I get your drift here. There's the old phrase "monkey see - monkey do", and I surmise that when the camels started seeing the atheists committing bestiality they started doing it too - to the goats (which probably lead to the giraffes) and so on.

I've always been troubled as to how the mosquitoes got here, but I will be examining it in the light of widespread seed sharing that is abomination to the Lord.


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Default Re: Debating atheists--Noah's ark - 03-02-2014, 10:30 PM

I also find it quite humorous when discussing Noah with the God haters. They make so many wild assumptions. They never stop to consider how wise Noah was and the expert guidance God gave him.
Obviously, all the animals were tiny babies,who eat comparatively little. Not only smaller in size but in maturity therefore not yet fornicating out of countrol like the all wild species do.


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Default Re: Debating atheists--Noah's ark - 03-02-2014, 11:10 PM

Maybe the animals humped each other in the ark. I mean, there they were locked up for 40 days and 40 nights. That's a lot of nights locked up in the bowels of a ship. I bet the boy camel lusted after the girl goat and could no longer contain himself. Likewise the boy scorpion with the girl locust.
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Default Re: Debating atheists--Noah's ark - 03-03-2014, 12:23 AM

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I also find it quite humorous when discussing Noah with the God haters. They make so many wild assumptions. They never stop to consider how wise Noah was and the expert guidance God gave him.
Obviously, all the animals were tiny babies,who eat comparatively little. Not only smaller in size but in maturity therefore not yet fornicating out of countrol like the all wild species do.
I have always found The Hibernation Theory appealing.

As a Born Again Engineer who has years of experience in Logistics and Supply Chain, God commanding all the animals to sleep would easily free up resource space and manpower requirements.

I'm surprised even this 'college' educated atheist didn't realize that- probably a journalism or psych major.


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Default Re: Debating atheists--Noah's ark - 03-03-2014, 01:38 AM

Congratulations, Yea-thou for pounding some sense into that atheist.

It would be my guess that after a few times of being embarassed by their lack of a good argument, atheists soon will take a pass on debating us. They should really just stay home and not make fools of themselves.


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