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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-15-2014, 04:12 PM
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY!
May GOD Bless You
On Your
SPECIAL Day!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathanial Sampson! -
02-15-2014, 04:23 PM
Happy Birthday, Pastor Sampson.
While I know celebrating your birthday makes you a tad uncomfortable and you much prefer to celebrate the Perfection Of Christianity, I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge your tireless efforts to show the world what religion really means.
To this end, I have made a pledge to place stickers everywhere I go with information about what channels (87 digital UHF frequencies world wide and on God SAT 8 and 11) your televangelism is broadcast along with a PO box for donations to help support your humble ministry.
I look forward to seeing you at the Freehold Mens Club for our monthly diner and card game.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Posts: 7,220
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-15-2014, 05:50 PM
Happy birthday Brother. I can't wait until the day we watch those burning in hell from heaven!! Good times!!
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-15-2014, 06:30 PM
Happy Birthday, Pastor!
I baked you a Bible Cake. You can't see it in this picture, but you will be happy to see that the verse spelled out on the pages is Psalm 137:9.
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Location: NEBRASKA
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-15-2014, 08:20 PM
Thank you for the wonderful sermons, Pastor. They clearly articulate what it is to be a TRUE Christian, rather than one who improvises and embellishes to make God's Word conform to their own morality rather than the other way around. I look forward to being your neighbor in Heaven. Hopefully, our GOLDEN MANSIONS will be near to one another, so that we may regularly frolic about together in God's Presence.
Quote:
Originally Posted by THE WORD OF GOD
John 14:1-3
1 Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me.
2 In my Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
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LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
BUT JESUS WILL TAKE YOU BACK AND COVER YOU IN HIS BLOOD(1 Corinthians 6:9-11)
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-16-2014, 05:09 AM
Happy birthday, Pastor. I hope you enjoy the crate of scotch I sent over.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
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Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-16-2014, 07:31 AM
Precious, precious birthday wishes to a precious, PRECIOUS Pastor!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-16-2014, 07:40 AM
A most Blessed Birthday, Pastor!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson! -
02-16-2014, 07:47 AM
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