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Sinner The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon - 04-12-2019, 05:10 AM



God will not be mocked!

2 Chronicles 36:16
But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the
wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.


Seven weeks ago the Jewish State sent an airplane to the Firmament (Genesis 1:6).
Quote:
The first privately funded mission to the Moon has crashed on the lunar surface after the apparent failure of its main engine.

The Israeli spacecraft - called Beresheet - attempted a soft landing, but suffered technical problems on its descent to the Moon's surface.

The aim of the mission was to take pictures and conduct experiments.
We do know that the State of Israel is one of the technologically most advanced civilizations on Earth with several Atomic Bombs, high-quality intelligence and President Trump as their Chief Adviser and de facto Head of State. But this time the Jewish scientists went too far and God punished them. They attempted to visit God's realm with their space probe (all probes are anal probes, more or less).



I urge you to look at the Hebrew hieroglyphs at the bottom of this device. This is high blasphemy. The word is, in fact, the first word of the Old Testament.

Genesis 1:1

בְּרֵאשִׁית, בָּרָא אֱלֹהִים, אֵת הַשָּׁמַיִם, וְאֵת הָאָרֶץ.

They also named their vehicle after this word, "Bareshit". To worsen their case, the Jews included a copy of the Hebrew Old Testament as the cargo to be delivered to God. Why would God need to have a copy of the Hebrew OT? He wrote it and has the original KJV at any moment at His disposal. Why did they not include the sequel, the New Testament, without which the Old Testament is badly deficient?

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


This proves us that without Jesus the mission was doomed before it was launched.
Quote:
"We didn't make it, but we definitely tried," said project originator and major backer Morris Kahn.
They are also trying to get to Heaven but without Jesus they are not going to make it.
Quote:
“Space has its dangers, it’s a frontier that’s very difficult. We accepted the challenge. I’m glad we did it. We chose to dream, we chose to do, and we were not afraid.”
Herein lies the problem. God does not endorse stupid dreams!

Ecclesiastes 5:7
For in the multitude of
dreams and many words there are also divers vanities: but fear thou God.


We can be proud that the only successful hoax landings on the Moon are still those attained by white heterosexual American and German men.



Yours in Christ,


Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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