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I am a perfect Christian and am going to Heaven! Praise Jesus! 792 92.96%
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 05-13-2010, 07:27 PM

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Please sir, do not read sarcasm in my last post. ... For the record, again, I mean nothing I’ve said sarcastically or in any disrespect of you personally. I have problems with some of your doctrine, but I mean nothing I’ve typed to be a personal affront to you. I mean that.
No you do not mean that, at all. Allow me to prove to everyone here that you are a dirty liar who will burn in Hell for all eternity.

Here you pretend to like Rev. Jim Osborne:
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I MUST say that it is a pleasure to meet you. You are the very first honest-to-goodness, unashamed, world-class Health and Wealth preacher that I have ever had the privilege of meeting.
Here you pretend to be genuinely interested and having some questions:
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I do have some questions
However in the same posting where you pretend to like Rev. Jim Osborne and also pretend to just have some innocent questions you say things like:
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you have missed what the KJV teaches about salvation
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This list of yours, while containing some statements that are true, has nothing to do in and of itself with the reality of one’s salvation or lack thereof at least according to the KJV
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I pray that you will repent of this false doctrine
None of which are questions and all of which are unfounded and unwarranted accusations of Rev. Jim Osborne. So we know you are faking an apology here. You sir are a fraud.


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Wink Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 10-28-2010, 08:15 AM

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If you scored 0 - 99 .... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false "Christian" who has followed most of God's law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God's Word and are therefore hellbound.
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piffle YEAH! I got 0! WOO! All you Christian, Bible Bashers can ***Censored*** a fat one from my ***Censored***

I couldn't a give a piffle what your precious little Bible says. I'm Atheist, I'm Bisexual, I'm Anti-Christian and I perform ***Censored***. Wanna know why? It makes me happy. I'd rather enjoy my life now and go to this imaginary, bad place called "Hell" that your imaginary friend seems to tell you ***Censored*** about, than be a "good little Christian boy" and go to this "Heaven" you all seem so fond of.

Reply about how I'm going to "Burn in Hell" as much as you want, 'cause honestly I probably won't even check. Just found a link to this forum on my friends Facebook. He mocked you on there so I thought I'd mock you pricks in your own forum. Now if you'll excuse me "Devil Music" as you mormons would call it, is calling for me. Bye now. <3

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 10-28-2010, 10:55 AM

First off, could someone please explain the multiquote. I see the button at the bottom of each post and click it then click post but it just does the entier quote.

Now stuff that is actually relatable to the topic. I took the test, knew I wouldn't pass because I know I am not a True Christian but I believe that I am on the path of transforming from unsaved to Christian. I was suprised myself to find that I scored a 90, I honestly thought going into it that I would be lower, though as pointed out there really isn't much difference between a 15 and my 90- it's still not 100. Below are the questions where I have failed woth my answer underlined and taken out of bold and my question(s) and/or comment(s) with it.

8) Handicapped people should be banned from entering a church.
YES / NO / MAYBEI chose maybe at first because my insinst was to believe that all are loved and that God wants each person to a True Christian, and how can that be so if one cannot attend church?? I then read the quote provided by Rev. Jim Osborne and it leads me to ask: are handicapped people unable to be True Christians or are they just not to be in church? Also, I have heard it be preached that a church is not just in regards to a structure for God but a group of people that follow Christ. Is that true or false and if it is true then I refer back to asking if handicapped can be True Christians.

11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
YES / NO / MAYBE I must say I have never read the Bible cover to cover and so far every church that I have attended has jumped around which is why up until this past August I did not know this one. It's mine own fault for not reading. And I guess the solution is to go through my clothes and sort out the good from the bad.

13) If a man rapes a virgin woman who is not engaged, should he pay her father some money and be forced to marry her?
YES / NO / MAYBE Okay, this is perhaps the question that I found most difficult, and that is because two years this coming December I was raped. Also I have read through other forums on here and it seems to be that most on here tend to see it as it is the womans fault because it was provoked. So to clear up whatever speculation may arise I feel that I must also write out the circumstances. I had been with my boyfriend visiting with his cousin D. that is from out of town when she said she wanted to go see a certain friend J. and my boyfriend did as well. I did not really want to but because my boyfriend did that was what we were to do. I was not going to protest. After awhile my boyfriend declared that it was too late and he had to get D. back to his home, that he had lost track of time and therefor could not take me home. I pleaded for him to take me home or with him. I would have slept in the backyard of his home even. I gave up asking because I hate protesting against him and even though we arn't married I view him as my future husband and therefor try to give him that respect and shut up and listen to him. So, I listened and stayed and was going to wait until the morning for him to take me home. I was offered my own room to sleep in. And I hope it's okay that I don't go into much detail here but basically J. came in the room, slightly buzzed, and started talking about something casual then forcefully raped me. Now, I have gone over and over this in my head and do not see how it was provoked as I am quite modest in speach and dress (I tend to wear plain jeans and a sweatshirt thats a size bigger then I need just to hide my curves). Now back to the question, I view(ed) my boyfriend as my future husband, and have discussed it with each other, but have never formally announced an engagement. Because of the lack of formality in it I believed that I was to marry J. Well J. refuses to marry since his is not a Christian and does not believe in God. What do I do since he has refused? Also am I wrong, would I be concidered engaged to my boyfriend since it has been the plan from the beginning and are only waiting until has the financial means to move out of his parents home so we could start our own home.

15) Should non-believers be put to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE My instinctive thought was "Why kill when we can bring them to the light, show them God and His word?". I tend to believe that non-believers should first be given the chance see the error of their ways then if they refuse be put to death as it is clear they are non-believer that can not be saved.

23) The Sun revolves around the Earth.
YES / NO / MAYBE I put maybe since so much of the world around me has engraved that the Earth revolves around the Sun and has pictures that show it etc. But then I thought about it. They are trying to convince people to believe their pictures and what they say. It's not like I have been out in space myself and see the Earth revolving around the sun. It's belief against belief so when I think about it science has been wrong before while God and the Bible cannot be wrong. So, after thinking about it my answer changes to Yes.

31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.
YES / NO / MAYBE I agree in regards to friends but for associates I refer back to number 15, shouldn't it be exempt for those trying to change non-Christians to being True Christians?

45) If you break a single one of God's commandments, you will go to Hell.
YES / NO / MAYBE It' like number 23 where it has been almost engraved into me to believe that it is damnworthy without prayer for forgiveness with true regret, remorse, and a vow to never again break the commandment. Otherwise I tend to believe that even fewer would be True Christians because of things like a 2 or 3 year old saying "no" or "I don't wanna" to a parent over something, which most toddlers/children do. So, I what I have been told right or wrong?

46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.
YES / NO / MAYBE I don't really know if theres anything much to ay or ask on this one. It's a newer concept to me which I want to believe but can not seem to fully. I need to make some sort of connection on my own I think, like in regards to the Sun revolving around the Earth, to truly fully believe it.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-24-2011, 05:01 PM

I have a question, and I will keep this civilized, I promise.

It seems to me that if this quiz is correct, and I assume it is, given a very literal reading of the bibly, you end up with a very hateful person. Wouldn't it be better to live a life of love to all creatures, including raped virgin wives, or virgin wives that we are not happy with, negroes or gays? Is that not the message of Jesus? Can we not try to assume that although the Old Testament is wise and the word of god, it also outdated? I have always - the rational part of me - thought that religion was used to structure a community, and this does not seem compatible with a modern civilization. Thoughts?
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-24-2011, 06:41 PM

PRAISE the LORD I'm going to Heaven!!


But the fearful, and unbelieving,
and the abominable, and murderers, and
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It seems to me that if this quiz is correct, and I assume it is, given a very literal reading of the bibly, you end up with a very hateful person. Wouldn't it be better to live a life of love to all creatures, including raped virgin wives, or virgin wives that we are not happy with, negroes or gays? Is that not the message of Jesus?
If it is, then surely you'll be able to quote Scripture to that effect.

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Can we not try to assume that although the Old Testament is wise and the word of god, it also outdated?
That's not the message of Jesus:

Matt. 5:18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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I have always - the rational part of me - thought that religion was used to structure a community, and this does not seem compatible with a modern civilization. Thoughts?
Listening to the rational part of yourself was your first mistake:

Prov. 3:5-6: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-25-2011, 09:58 AM

I got 100%.

The test is simple to pass if you've studied the Holy Bible ( of course) and accepted Jesus into your heart.

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I feel sorry for the poor souls who hate God and want to burn in Hell
I feel sorry for the losers who think Hell actually exists and are wasting their lives instead of having fun. Ever heard of fun?




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I feel sorry for the losers who think Hell actually exists and are wasting their lives instead of having fun. Ever heard of fun?
Yes, except I don't think dragging hundreds of men into the fiery pits of Hell is particularly "fun", harlot.


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Ever heard of fun?
Well, yes, but, what part of burning for eternity sounds "fun" to you?

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I feel sorry for the losers who think Hell actually exists and are wasting their lives instead of having fun. Ever heard of fun?
We'll have lots of fun watching you bob up and down in the lake of fire for eternity.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-25-2011, 02:55 PM

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Amazing how Christians look forward to seeing people suffer and at the same time claim to have morals.

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Since we're not you, our morals come not from marijuana-fueled hallucinations, but from the Bible:

Psalm 52:6-7: The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him: Lo, [this is] the man [that] made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, [and] strengthened himself in his wickedness.

Psalm 59:8: But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-26-2011, 07:17 AM

Rev. Osborne...

I was showing this quiz to my brother ( because I'm concerned for his damned soul ) and found what may be a typo...

Question 25 presently reads "Jesus came to send peace, but a sword."

In the AV1611KJV Matthew 10:34 it says "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

I'm not trying to be irreverent towards you, but, perhaps this quiz needs to be altered to show the true intent of Matthew 10:34?

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-26-2011, 12:04 PM

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I feel sorry for the losers who think Hell actually exists and are wasting their lives instead of having fun. Ever heard of fun?
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-27-2011, 04:06 AM

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I have a question, and I will keep this civilized, I promise.

It seems to me that if this quiz is correct, and I assume it is, given a very literal reading of the bibly, you end up with a very hateful person. Wouldn't it be better to live a life of love to all creatures, including raped virgin wives, or virgin wives that we are not happy with, negroes or gays? Is that not the message of Jesus? Can we not try to assume that although the Old Testament is wise and the word of god, it also outdated? I have always - the rational part of me - thought that religion was used to structure a community, and this does not seem compatible with a modern civilization. Thoughts?
True Christianity™ isn't "religion used to structure a community". It is the COMMANDS of GOD.

False religions may have purposes such as structuring a community, concentrating power and wealth, controlling people, and the like. (Think Roman Catholicism or Islam!)

However, True Christianity™ is solely about following God's Commands, not doing what we "think" is "right"!


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Rev. Osborne...

I was showing this quiz to my brother ( because I'm concerned for his damned soul ) and found what may be a typo...

Question 25 presently reads "Jesus came to send peace, but a sword."

In the AV1611KJV Matthew 10:34 it says "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

I'm not trying to be irreverent towards you, but, perhaps this quiz needs to be altered to show the true intent of Matthew 10:34?

Yours in Christ
Ah, but that was there on purpose! See, I made a subtle error to check to see if those reading it actually read the Bible. Now that someone has found it, I changed it to the correct version.

Congratulations on your Scriptural knowledge, brother.



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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-28-2011, 09:27 PM

That is a really long quiz. I thought it would be a simple

1. Do you believe in the almighty power of God and his existence?

-Yes
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-28-2011, 09:33 PM

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That is a really long quiz. I thought it would be a simple

1. Do you believe in the almighty power of God and his existence?

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That would be too simple. Half the atheist blind men would accidentally get a correct answer by just clicking in the general vicinity of the answer.

Lying By Accident is a logical fallacy.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 01-28-2011, 09:35 PM

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That would be too simple. Half the atheist blind men would accidentally get a correct answer by just clicking in the general vicinity of the answer.

Lying By Accident is a logical fallacy.
That is true. I didn't even think I those blind people getting a 50/50 chance!
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