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Default Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 03-11-2010, 12:29 PM

This is truly a sad day in the Old Dominion Commonwealth. Those of us who are involved in the Landover Baptist outreach program to East-Coast elected officials thought that Virginia Governor Robert McDonnell was ready to renounce his liberalism and embrace True Christianity™. Now it appears that he has renounced Christ and become more liberal than ever.

From The Washington Compost:

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Va. Gov. McDonnell prohibits bias against gay state workers

RICHMOND -- Hoping to quell a growing uproar on Virginia's college campuses over gay rights, Gov. Robert F. McDonnell issued a directive to all 102,000 state employees Wednesday that prohibits discrimination in the state workforce, including on the basis of sexual orientation, and warns he will reprimand or fire anyone who engages in it.

McDonnell's directive comes a week after Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II (R) distributed a letter to the state's public colleges and universities asking them to remove references to sexual orientation from their campus nondiscrimination policies. Cuccinelli says that only the General Assembly has the authority to extend legal protections to gays.

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McDonnell's directive came on the same day that more than 1,000 students rallied at Richmond's Virginia Commonwealth University and as reaction to Cuccinelli's letter had been growing nationally and within Virginia's business community. The topic was a subject of a lengthy segment on "The Daily Show" Tuesday, and some students had been sending e-mails about their concerns to Northrop Grumman, the defense corporation weighing sites around the region for its corporate headquarters, urging them to avoid Virginia.

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[The fag-enablers] were countered on the House floor Wednesday by Del. Robert G. Marshall (R-Prince William), who suggested the reaction against Cuccinelli might be an attack against his Catholic faith.
Note that last part. The promoters of sodomy are clearly motivated by bigotry, and we who defend the one true sexual orientation must fight bigotry against all people, even Mary-hailers.


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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 03-11-2010, 02:43 PM

I didn't really understand that, but if students are protesting it can't be good.


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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 03-11-2010, 10:25 PM

Since when have kids been allowed to dictate the direction of the nation?

Oh right, 1967. Nevermind.


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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 03-12-2010, 08:31 PM

Look it is very basic why no one wants a homos as state workers; all it takes is some homo State Worker coming in early to the office and masturbating into all the coffee cups and then everyone is going to be drinking man spunk all day.

Do we want that? NO!

We should have the right to have a work place free of sexually repressed perverts running threw it at night. And there is nothing more sexually repressed than a out of the closet gays. Allowing well groomed openly gay men is just encouraging perverts to act out their disgusting, filthy in fantasies in the office late at night.



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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 03-13-2010, 12:18 AM

What I hate more than anything is bigotry and intolerance, and this just creates more hate against Christians in this country. We as Christians are commanded to be seperate from unsaved scum. So if there is a Christian manager of a State dept, and there is a homosexual worker, he cannot fire that worker! He is not allowed to freely practice his religion.

This is nothing more than a Marxist coup against Christianity. Gays shouldn't even be working for government, anyways. They belong in hair salons and interior decorating businesses.



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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 08-09-2018, 09:58 AM

If everything unacceptable were removed from The Bible according to PC dictat how much do they think would be left? Hell and everlasting torment for those rejecting Christ's offer of love? The miraculous deliverance of His Chosen People from bondage in Egypt? Perhaps they'd like to get rid of miracles altogether? "Just cut them out, those pages don't matter," they'd say »Snip« »Snap« confetti on the floor.. .But there's a reason why God has put those pages in The Bible: it's so we'd know things that otherwise we may never appreciate at all.

For me it's very simple. The Church is based on the teachings of Jesus. There is only one source for what those teachings were. If you think any of those teachings are harmful for society you have no business endorsing either The Church or the clergy and every reason to get rid of their cancerous influence once and for all. That must be the position you'd hold. Because if you thought The Church was a positive influence you would regard Christ's message as positive too and not seek to undermine its very foundation by excision of distasteful passages from our only source for what it was.

Now I don't live in a complete vacuum so know that other sources make claims about Jesus. Koranic sources for example mention Him but very often disagree with The Bible. Remember that we have very early documents for The New Testament so can be quite certain that the text we have today has been assembled from a variety of sources..The Gospels for instance..which have not themselves changed since they were written. Sure, some copies may have had the odd page missing or beetles might have eaten a hole through another one but taken together and collated as they are we have a very reliable picture of what the Gospel message is. Whether you agree with it is another matter. The standard text then was established well before Mohammed turned up.

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And when Allah saith: O Jesus, son of Mary! Didst thou say unto mankind: Take me and my mother for two gods beside Allah? he saith: Be glorified! It was not mine to utter that to which I had no right. If I had ever said it, then Thou wouldst have known it. Thou knowest what is in my mind, and I know not what is in Thy Mind. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower of Things Hidden?

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The context is within sundry instructions about ablutions before prayer, how people calling themselves Christians had forgotten the covenant they received and been blasted with enmity and hatred among them (although this much better describes a different group currently headed back to the stone age on rocket propulsion) even while concealing what Scripture actually teaches, some stuff about not killing humans except for prodigals in the earth, not taking bribes and so on: you can read the whole thing here if you want to.

Allah is supposed to be God and allowing every consideration, yes a very similar word was used by Daniel. Anyone can say "God says [such & such]" but when their words contradict The Bible, our only source for Jesus, we know they're just making stuff up. No Christian has ever said that Mary is a "god" or that The Trinity is "three gods" and Jesus is quite clear:

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[Jesus speaking] I and my Father are one.
31 Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
32 Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me?
33 The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.
34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?
35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;
36 Say ye of him, whom the Father hath sanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemest; because I said, I am the Son of God?

God is very clear about the homosexual agenda. Again it's very simple: homosexuals should not even exist. In the same way that it's easy to show how people don't know what they're talking about when they deny the divinity of Jesus, so it's easy to show what The Bible says about homosexuals. Just read The Bible. It's the source Jesus quoted to demonstrate what His commandments required and we can read it too. No nation under God would ever deny God's word no matter how much it wanted to have gay orgies or cavort naked with idols covered in oil. Laws contradicting Jesus on such subjects are DIRECTLY OPPOSED TO GOD and must be called out. They will clip away at The Bible until there's nothing left and knowledge of our need for Redemption, of our vile condition at birth, will be lost forever. Understand what The Bible actually says, grasp the true nature of God, only then can you decide which world you want to live in.

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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Because of my deep knowledge of homerism, I do not think they should cease to exist. I believe in the Holy Bible's assessment of fey sin, but I believe the Lord wants us to reach out and touch them with His Holy Anointed Word. I am forced, however, to admit that I have seen the following being proposed as part of a new printing of the Holy Bible by an unnamed source:


Leviticus 18: Thou shalt lie with mankind as with womankind and it shall bring peace to the nations; for of such is the New Kingdom and New Jerusalem. If a man lieth with mankind as with womankind, he hath committed a fabulosity: he shall be crowned with rainbow crowns upon his day of entry into the World of Messiah, and God Himself shall perform the coronation; for, behold: love is love in the Holy Sight of The Messiah, none is to be condemned, no not one. Verily, if it be love, the LORD doth not mind.


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Leviticus 18: Thou shalt lie with mankind as with womankind and it shall bring peace to the nations; for of such is the New Kingdom and New Jerusalem. If a man lieth with mankind as with womankind, he hath committed a fabulosity: he shall be crowned with rainbow crowns upon his day of entry into the World of Messiah, and God Himself shall perform the coronation; for, behold: love is love in the Holy Sight of The Messiah, none is to be condemned, no not one. Verily, if it be love, the LORD doth not mind.
That's got to be the most retarded, homoerotic butchering of the Holy Word I've ever come across. Where on earth did you find this? If one wants to reach the sinners in their own language, one must still at least preserve the Word of God. Consider the Ebonics Bible translation project, headed by our very own Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson!

Here's an example from the Gospel According to Matthew, Chapter One:

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18Yo dis how Jesus be comin into dis world: When he mama Mary was bout to get marryed to this nigga Joseph, before she had even used her coochie on him, bitch was knocked up by God.
19Joe be her man now. I guess they got married even do the bitch was pregnant, find out this ho had da babby humps now. He be thinkn he leave her all quiet like your daddy prolly did.
20 Fore he could do it this 7ft tall cracker came to he dream and say, "Say nigga, get yo drunk ass off the couch and get a job. God tapped dat ass beefo you did. Now deal wit dat shit and raise it fo Him, nigga.


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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 08-11-2018, 04:48 PM

Those Spirit filled passages warm my heart - I almost wanted to put up the tree and don my gay apparel (fa la la la la!).


I could reveal my source (although he is still unnamed) but I made a pact with Jesus to allow HIM to reveal it come judgment day - which He says is "soon, very soon."


You may gag when you read the proposed story of Christ's birth. He did (in my ear):

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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen

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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 08-11-2018, 04:55 PM

Well, how ridiculous can they get? Next they'll be saying Jesus was a girl and married the burning bush!
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Those Spirit filled passages warm my heart - I almost wanted to put up the tree and don my gay apparel (fa la la la la!).


I could reveal my source (although he is still unnamed) but I made a pact with Jesus to allow HIM to reveal it come judgment day - which He says is "soon, very soon."


You may gag when you read the proposed story of Christ's birth. He did (in my ear):

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It was a rhetorical question, dear. I'm not interested in where you found this and you might want to reinstall your JesOS personal protection as I suspect you've got some demonic activities going on through your internet tubes.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Virginia governor caves in to the militant homer agenda. - 08-12-2018, 12:43 PM

Virginia was named after a brave Queen who threw off the shackles of Rome more effectively than her Father did but now the Anglicans have gotten well into heresy.

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Rev Emma Percy defends her recent comments that it’s time we referred to God as ‘she’..There have been a number of less-than-positive reactions to this call for moving away from solely referring to God as ‘he’ and beginning to use ‘more expansive language and imagery about God’

We asked Rev Percy to respond to four theological critiques that have been put forward against her argument
  1. The Bible records that God revealed himself to mankind in male form. God communicates about himself as male in Genesis 1:27. ‘Dadashton’ commented on theguardian.com: ‘Let's ignore how God communicates Himself. Why bother with what He calls Himself? …you're fooling around with the truth to fit a human agenda.’
Emma Percy says: The Old Testament talks about God by using lots of metaphors. When God appears to individuals we see fire, cloud, glory and even a still small voice. The Israelites were keen to record that their God ‘I am’, Yahweh, was very different to the local idols and fertility goddesses. etc.
https://www.premierchristianity.com/Blog/Why-I-believe-God-should-be-referred-to-as-she



When people start making up stuff for themselves plainly at variance with what God has revealed, on topics which He has addressed, it's certain that whatever spirit is motivating them has nothing to do with anything in The Bible. And since that's our only source for Christ's teachings we can also be certain that by contradicting Jesus what they are doing has nothing to do with Christianity. They can say it does till they're blue in the face but that does not make it true. Indeed, if they're so sure Christ didn't know what He was talking about why call themselves "Christian" at all?

I noticed the ignorance of this "Reverend" in other areas too. Particularly relating to the Names used by God in different circumstances when communicating different aspects of His nature to different individuals. Yahweh is one of those names. He told us that so that we'd know what to call Him. But when sending a message to The Israelites in Egypt He used a different name
אהיה Ehiah
communicating a different aspect of His nature particularly because of what was about to happen to The Israelites. Once delivered of course and having received The Law and made the golden calf and done their orgy thing and been cast aside to wander in the desert until death, stopping just short of The Promised Land they were never to receive mainly because of the orgy but they were allowed to see it, He would be their God present with them and using the name
יהוה Yahweh
there is some discussion as to pronunciation. I would expect a "Reverend" to know this; all that's necessary is to read a Bible after all and this would usually be included in the footnotes so expertise in classical Hebrew would be unnecessary. Especially in a study Bible at an Anglican seminary. Perhaps they have different priorities.


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OBSERVATIONS UPON THE PLAGUES INFLICTED UPON THE EGYPTIANS IN WHICH IS SHEWN THE PECULIARITY OF THOSE JUDGEMENTS, AND THEIR CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE RITES AND IDOLATRIES OF THAT PEOPLE. BY JACOB BRYANT.
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It may be proper to remark, that, when Moſes was directed to make known to the Iſraelites the One true God under the character of I am, or the Being of Life, the original word is אהיה. This was a new title, by which the deity choſe to be diſtinguiſhed. It is to be obſerved, that there is very little difference between this, and the more common name; the ſacred tetragrammaton of the Jews. The one was יהוה, Jehovah; and the other newly appointed אהיה which ſome expreſs Jehevah. How truly it is rendered, I cannot pretend to determine. This, I believe, is allowed, that the latter is formed from the root, היה, or הוה, hejah or hevah: by which is ſignified to exiſt, live, and be. Some think, that by Jehovah is meant I am; and by Jehevah or Ehiah (as ſome render it) I will be.
https://archive.org/details/observationsupon00brya

So apart from a snappy title, we can see that the thing distinguishing God from idols and assorted demons worshipped everywhere else was what He was doing right now. Before adopting the Israelites in accordance with a promise made to Abraham, God reached into the lowbrow tastelessness of Ancient Egypt with a declaration of what He was about to start doing, two very different expressions of Divine majesty. And hence two very different names.




Rather than thinking up new ways to insult Jesus the Anglican clergy would be better advised to keep up to date with their texts. I mentioned how learning that Jesus was a girl, according to these heretics, would hardly be surprising. And sure enough as I read through we're more than half way there already!

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Emma Percy says..God did not father Jesus as a human man fathers a child. In fact Jesus, born of a virgin, appears to have been created out of female flesh.

I almost stopped reading there. Anything after that would be reaching out in desperation from the gurgler to get bums on seats using any ludicrous idea dreamed up on the stuff regarding which I presume they'd have no inhibitions either. The virgin Queen would be turning in her grave!
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