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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
It looks like Right-Wing entertainer and performance artist James O'Keefe is in the news again for trying to pull another prank that has gone horribly wrong:
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Yeah, that's the trouble with these home-schooled idiots. They watch
24 on Fox TV and suddenly they all think they're Agent Jack Bauer. Unlike his audience, the real Jack Bauer has an IQ over 40.
James O'Keefe was already on parole over his last screw-up, so maybe he'll wind up in the pokey this time. No matter - that will just provide more fodder for Rush Limbaugh to whip up the Tea Baggers into a lather about how the Kenyan President is a homo Nazi socialist trying to curtail free speech.
Meanwhile, there's absolutely no shortage of home-schooled dupes who will gladly take over for O'Keefe. We were thinking of recruiting the entire
Duggar family (the parents and all 19 kids) for next year's suicidal black ops in Iran. We might as well use them now - if they keep inbreeding, they soon won't be able to pull up their own pants' zippers let alone do corporate-stooge undercover work.
The Duggar family: Not even rabbits breed this fast
Got to hand it to Mr Duggar - when he finally overdoses on Viagra and his heart gives out, at least he'll go with a smile on his face. Ditto for his mailman. As for Mrs Duggar, don't know how she does it, but she puts even those old
Soviet hero mothers to shame. Just goes to show what abstinence-only sex education can accomplish.