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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 08:50 AM
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Where in the scripture does it say that it's unchristian to marry 9-year-olds?
1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 of course.

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 10:13 AM
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As I said, moslimb boards are elswhere on the web. You can brag about raping children there.
You really need to pay closer attention to the word of God. Let the Bible be your foremost and only guide, and Jesus will take care of you.


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Yes, but it's the order that God gave me. Obey hubby first, before hubby was my husband, yep Pastors come after those two. Have you actually read the Bible?
I'm calling your bluff: I'm going to need an actual quote from you on that one.


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Go ahead, are you going to tell them your preference for prepubescent girls at the same time? I said IF you came near my children. So yeah, you go ahead and phone the cops. You tell them how you want to marry prepubescent girls and that a parent told you that she would feed you to her dogs if you came near her children. I'm sure the cops will be much more interested in you, than in me.
Is your husband aware that you would like to see christians persecuted in this manner? ...or for this matter that you are willing to break a commandment out of wrath, and outright murder a christian for wanting to raise a christian family? Hell is a real place, you know. You should repent while there's still time.
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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 10:21 AM
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1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 of course.
Nothing about marrying 9-nine-olds in perfectly LEGAL ways: If you're not in a country permitting this, you can apply for citizenship in such a country, then legally marry her there, and bring her back.
This will of course vary depending on where you live.
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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 10:29 AM
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I'm calling your bluff: I'm going to need an actual quote from you on that one.
Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Just for starters.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 10:34 AM
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Nothing about marrying 9-nine-olds in perfectly LEGAL ways:
If the King James Bible was the rightful law of the land, any man could sell his daughter at any age.

Exodus 21:7-8 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 10:44 AM
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Nothing about marrying 9-nine-olds in perfectly LEGAL ways: If you're not in a country permitting this, you can apply for citizenship in such a country, then legally marry her there, and bring her back.
Nice trick, but the marriage would not be valid in America. Why do you want to marry a 9 year old anyway? Do the older ones hit back too hard?

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Just for starters.
That only says that wives should obey their husbands LIKE the church obeys the Lord. It doesn't mention her father, it says nothing of the order, and it doesn't say that the husband should matter as much as God or Christ to a woman, just that they are similar.

Try another quote.
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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-22-2010, 12:00 PM
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That only says that wives should obey their husbands LIKE the church obeys the Lord. It doesn't mention her father, it says nothing of the order, and it doesn't say that the husband should matter as much as God or Christ to a woman, just that they are similar.

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Discovering that you are one of the God appointed baptist leaders, I took a 10 minute break to pray as you suggested, and finally understand how to interpret that passage, so I owe the woman an apology. There's no excuse for my behavior really: I've spent about ten years reading the Bible without guidance. Please forgive me.
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Discovering that you are one of the God appointed baptist leaders, I took a 10 minute break to pray as you suggested, and finally understand how to interpret that passage, so I owe the woman an apology. There's no excuse for my behavior really: I've spent about ten years reading the Bible without guidance. Please forgive me.
You should ask Jesus for forgiveness.

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Discovering that you are one of the God appointed baptist leaders, I took a 10 minute break to pray as you suggested, and finally understand how to interpret that passage, so I owe the woman an apology. There's no excuse for my behavior really: I've spent about ten years reading the Bible without guidance. Please forgive me.
Praise Jesus! It seems as though the Holy Spirit is filling you up!

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-23-2010, 11:10 AM
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Naaah, who am I kidding? You can't commit actual crimes over the internet.
Yes you can.

Hacking is illegal
Scamming is too i think
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Iv got an honest question about this... Im a Christian, iv read the bible, but i never recall it saying anywhere that not reading the bible is a sin, or going to church for that matter... Since i dont read the bible or go to church, does that mean im going to hell.. I do pray to the lord often and ask for his forgiveness. isnt that what the bible says?
By definition being a Christian requires you to follow Christ's teaching and that means living in fellowship with other Christians. Since The Bible is the ONLY source of Christ's teachings and church is the most OBVIOUS source of Christian fellowship your argument "that I don't need to go to church, don't read the Bible but I am a Christian" is utterly stupid. If you had even the slightest clue about Christianity you would know everyone is damned to hell unless they repent and accept Christ as their savior.

Is there anyone other way you would like to flaunt you ignorance about Christianity Taint?


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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-25-2010, 12:59 PM
Another sus looking cunt like your self. Sounds to me like you have raped some children in your day you old cunt. You don't have to provide half of the information you are describing.

My god your christians should all go with bombs strapped to your chest because you are no better then the islamic tards out there. douche bags of the year every year CHRISTIANITY FOR LIFE !!
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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-25-2010, 07:01 PM
Well i have to say some words about this tread .
First of all i'm a woman playing both starcraft 2 and world of warcraft . I'm against the thing that you make us whores . I admit that i usually finger myself when i hear cute voices but i usually like to slap my boobs till they squirt milk . However this game has nothing wrong about perverts + my ass didn't went red for a long time so if someone will come and rape me i'll be glad to show off my booty .
I'm actually a pro gamer in top 1 guilds and so on like Monas Hierloglyphica on Khadgar Realm and anyway as a concluzion there is nothing wrong about those games and nothing as ... idk perv guys and girls playing .
Also this game made me very interactive and made me wonder how to be piffleed by frog but guess noweone wants to do that . Anyone wow and both starcraft 2 gives social experience , i mean when i say i'm horny all are starting to finger raising my mood .
So , kids go play those games because there's no point in listening such rude comments about them .
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Default Re: StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the ar - 08-25-2010, 07:04 PM
It's a piffleing game you inbred rednecks! Geez I feel sorry for your children. It's a GOD DAMN GAME! All your bullshit talk on witchcraft etc is all crap, you mormon know nothing about the things you troll...geez...Are you fags even REAL?! What is this? A professional trolling site? If so, let me join you.

<trollface mask> LAWL CAWKS YOU GUYS SUCK! THERE IS NO GOOD AND ALL YOUR BIBLE IS A LIE! LOOOOOOOOOOL STOP BRAINWASHING YOUR KIDS AND LIVE YOUR DAMN LIVES! piffleING HIRE HOOKERS YOU REDNECKS IF THEY EVEN LET YOU SWEATY BASTARDS NEAR THEM!

TL;DR WTF?! LOL!
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First of all i'm a woman . I'm a whores . I admit that i usually finger myself , i usually like to slap my boobs till they squirt milk . if someone will come and rape me i'll be glad to show off my booty .
There that is better. Why do you hate Jesus?
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It's a piffleing game you inbred rednecks! Geez I feel sorry for your children. It's a GOD DAMN GAME! All your bullshit talk on witchcraft etc is all crap, you mormon know nothing about the things you troll...geez...Are you fags even REAL?! What is this? A professional trolling site? If so, let me join you.

<trollface mask> LAWL CAWKS YOU GUYS SUCK! THERE IS NO GOOD AND ALL YOUR BIBLE IS A LIE! LOOOOOOOOOOL STOP BRAINWASHING YOUR KIDS AND LIVE YOUR DAMN LIVES! piffleING HIRE HOOKERS YOU REDNECKS IF THEY EVEN LET YOU SWEATY BASTARDS NEAR THEM!

TL;DR WTF?! LOL!
My you have a nasty mouth, why do you hate Jesus? Why do you hate us? Why do you hate yourself?
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My you have a nasty mouth, why do you hate Jesus? Why do you hate us? Why do you hate yourself?
Hate Jesus? I don't hate what doesn't exist. I don't hate myself...I treat myself kingly, as any normal man should.
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I'm a whores ? Seriously read it again in the name of the milk i squirt
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Hate Jesus? I don't hate what doesn't exist. I don't hate myself...I treat myself kingly, as any normal man should.
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