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Default I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 02:55 AM

I am so happy to have found this site! You are truly doing God's great work! I go to a small Baptist church in Iowa and have been going regularly since I was raped several years ago.

I was raised Christian but I lost my way, I dressed and acted like a whore and I should have expected what happened to me. I became pregnant from the rape and I feel I was saved when my rapist followed through with allowing me to be his wife and make a good Christian wife out of me.

My favorite bible versus include but not limited to:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

and Genisis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee


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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:05 AM

Always nice to see a lady who respects her responsibility as created by God!

So tell us, how many children do you have now? What is your specialty in the kitchen? And do you plan to homeschool all your children to teach them the importance of knowing God created the world 6000 years ago?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:09 AM

Okay. Let me get this straight: you feel like it was your own fault you were raped?

This is garbage. She is either trolling you or is making a mockery of our religion.

Either way..this is sad.
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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:13 AM

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I am so happy to have found this site! You are truly doing God's great work! I go to a small Baptist church in Iowa and have been going regularly since I was raped several years ago.

I was raised Christian but I lost my way, I dressed and acted like a whore and I should have expected what happened to me. I became pregnant from the rape and I feel I was saved when my rapist followed through with allowing me to be his wife and make a good Christian wife out of me.

My favorite bible versus include but not limited to:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

and Genisis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee

Dear obedient wife;

I am so sorry to hear the pain you are going thru. If I can be of any help, I am willing to re-enact the pain and misery you must have felt while going thru your traumatic experience. I am sure you must relive it everyday. I only have one question...

While we are doing our best to heal you; would you like one or several Pastors; also, videotape or Polaroid to help join you in your quest?

God bless you my child.

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:14 AM

I kind of agree..she deserves to be mocked. She is a making a joke out of every person who has ever truly been raped.
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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:17 AM

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I kind of agree..she deserves to be mocked. She is a making a joke out of every person who has ever truly been raped.
Why would you think Brother Deaner is not extending his Godly Hand of Charity towards this lady who has come to seek refuge from a hostile world?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:17 AM

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Always nice to see a lady who respects her responsibility as created by God!

So tell us, how many children do you have now? What is your specialty in the kitchen? And do you plan to homeschool all your children to teach them the importance of knowing God created the world 6000 years ago?
Thank you so much Mary!! I have 2 wonderful children, 1 boy and 1 girl and we're trying for more.
I don't know that I have a specialty in the kitchen but I'm pretty good with sweets and desserts.
Yes I hope to home school all my children that God blesses me with.


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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:20 AM

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I kind of agree..she deserves to be mocked. She is a making a joke out of every person who has ever truly been raped.
It might have been her fault. Who are you to judge? Were you there?


I'd like to know if she followed God's Word and married her rapist.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:22 AM

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It might have been her fault. Who are you to judge? Were you there?


I'd like to know if she followed God's Word and married her rapist.
Pastor Ezekiel, thank you so much for coming to my defense!! It absolutely was my fault, I have come to realize that.

Absolutely I followed God's word and am happily married to him!
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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 03:35 AM

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Thank you so much Mary!! I have 2 wonderful children, 1 boy and 1 girl and we're trying for more.
I don't know that I have a specialty in the kitchen but I'm pretty good with sweets and desserts.
Yes I hope to home school all my children that God blesses me with.
Dear Mary and my Sweet Obedient Wife;

Please remember me if you ever need to relive you horror and terror as you were viciously raped and sodomized. I promise to relive to the best of my ability the cruelty, black eyes, belt marks and scars as we try to heal you the best we can at LBC. Let us not forget (ever) the pain and suffering our Lord in Heaven put you thru as part of His plan (not ours) to somehow cure you of your sluttery. In peace and love;

YIC

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 04:10 AM

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Dear Mary and my Sweet Obedient Wife;

Please remember me if you ever need to relive you horror and terror as you were viciously raped and sodomized. I promise to relive to the best of my ability the cruelty, black eyes, belt marks and scars as we try to heal you the best we can at LBC. Let us not forget (ever) the pain and suffering our Lord in Heaven put you thru as part of His plan (not ours) to somehow cure you of your sluttery. In peace and love;

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Are you always so gracious in helping to heal? Very Christian of you! Any help you offer is always welcome.

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 06:08 AM

Glory! Saved through rape! That is what the Bible teaches! Rick Santorum understood how rape can heal our society by bringing forth Christian soldiers. If only the liberals would release their death grip on your womb.


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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 07:02 AM

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 12:39 PM

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Okay. Let me get this straight: you feel like it was your own fault you were raped?

This is garbage. She is either trolling you or is making a mockery of our religion.

Either way..this is sad.
Are you really so heartless? Really?

Some Christian you are.



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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 06:30 PM

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Deaner,
Are you always so gracious in helping to heal? Very Christian of you! Any help you offer is always welcome.

God bless you,
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Well, there is one more. Why does a women have smaller feet? So she can get closer to the sink?

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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 10:11 PM

If it wernt fo rape we colored folk stilld be blacker than the ace a spades, prancin round the jungle eatin babies in the pitfires of Africa.

The Lord has a mysterious way a sayin "I love you" to his people, but now we here in the Us of A and got free cable tv and church on Sunday. Praise Jesus.
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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 10:24 PM

LMAO. This thread is so awesome.


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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 10:27 PM

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LMAO. This thread is so awesome.
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Default Re: I found my way again when I was raped - 07-29-2012, 10:27 PM

I'm sort of torn. I mean rape is bad. But if it helps you come to know Christ it must be good. I'm so confused right now.


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