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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-08-2022, 02:57 PM
The great Christian restaurant chains have always put Cracker Barrel next to Chick-fil-A. For decades it was not open on Sunday, had no alcohol and meat and more meat.
Cracker Barrel has suffered a disaster. First, it put beer and wine on its menu. Then, it opened on Sunday. Now the worst of all, it is offering a "vegan sausage." I hate to say we should take Cracker Barrel off the LBC approved list but that is how I see it.
After Cracker Barrel adds vegan sausage to its menu, some customers say the chain is too "woke" | Salon.com
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-08-2022, 06:35 PM
This is so disappointing. There are few pleasures in life more enjoyable than eating a big, meaty sausage.
Thankfully, Mayor Hold had the foresight to push through (not that there was any opposition) an ordinance forbidding the sale of any meat substitute in Freehold a decade ago, so our beloved Cracker Barrel is safe. But I don't think any white people will go to the others now that the chain has gone Commie. They'll have to change their name from Cracker Barrel to Blacker Barrel.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
This is so disappointing. There are few pleasures in life more enjoyable than eating a big, meaty sausage.
Thankfully, Mayor Hold had the foresight to push through (not that there was any opposition) an ordinance forbidding the sale of any meat substitute in Freehold a decade ago, so our beloved Cracker Barrel is safe. But I don't think any white people will go to the others now that the chain has gone Commie. They'll have to change their name from Cracker Barrel to Blacker Barrel.
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Cracker Barrel restaurants have a big gift shop where people browse while waiting for seating. It has a nice selection of Christian music, tea towels with scripture and other Christian nick knacks. Why they don't stick with their Christian origins just baffles me? They stay true to certain Bible Belt foods like fried chicken, black eyed peas and collard greens. This fake sausage thing is not Bible Belt.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 01:50 AM
Next thing you know they’ll have drag queens pulling kids from the tables to dance to Elton John and (ugh) The Supremes. Brother Hold, how could the Cracker Barrel, a place that I held dear as a safe haven for C̶r̶a̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ Upstanding White Christian Folk be comparable to a shithole like Chipotle and Taco Bell?!??
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 03:30 AM
No one will ever order this. The sight of Christians in church suits sitting out front playing checkers on rocking chairs and the homely conservative gift shop with Reba McEntire CDs and American flags and such would be enough to scare off any vegans before they ever got to the table.
Mark my words, they'll start serving colored people next!
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 08:27 AM
If God wanted plants to be meat, he would have made them animals.
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 10:28 AM
What if someone thinks it is actually real meat, eats it and becomes a Democrat? See, this is why we have to protect the Bible believing customers of Cracker Barrel from woke food that turns people into homers and Democrats.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
No one will ever order this. The sight of Christians in church suits sitting out front playing checkers on rocking chairs and the homely conservative gift shop with Reba McEntire CDs and American flags and such would be enough to scare off any vegans before they ever got to the table.
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I've always liked the chairs and checkerboard tables they sell. I've seen people praying before their meals. It's just heartbreaking to see them slide off the approved list.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Cracker Barrel Falls to Liberals -
08-09-2022, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I've always liked the chairs and checkerboard tables they sell. I've seen people praying before their meals. It's just heartbreaking to see them slide off the approved list.
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I just don't understand how they could do this to us, their loyal customers. No vegan meal has ever been prayed over, not once. Hitler was a vegetarian. Cracker Barrel wants to cater to Nazis now? I'm not taking my children into a place with gay pride flags and totenkopf flags on the walls. There are so few restaurants acceptable for Christians and Republicans left that haven't caved to the Woke agenda. Chick-fil-a, Papa John's, Pizza Ranch, Golden Corral, White Castle, Waffle House, and KFC still make the cut. It pains me to see Cracker Barrel deleted.
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