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This is just twisted... -
02-07-2008, 04:40 AM
While looking online for a Christian-themed gift to give an elderly friend whose birthday happens to be February 14, I found this:
Warning: Unsafe for work
http://www.misspoppy.com/
It's unbelievable! What will they think of next--a Christian sex toy store called book22.com based on the 22nd book of the Bible, our beloved Song of Solomon?
The Internet gets filthier every day! I praise the Lord for the blessed sanctuary He offers us here at Landover Baptist!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Godly Brit
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-07-2008, 07:20 PM
I wrote them a scathing letter with regards to their abomination.
This is their response to me
Miss Poppy Dixon <miss_poppy@hotmail.com>
On Feb 7, 2008 8:53 AM, Miss Poppy Dixon <miss_poppy@hotmail.com> wrote:
Actually, it's not an image of a prostitute, but an underwear model from the early 60s. Strange how you jump to the conclusion that a woman wearing underwear is a prostitute. Easy to see what's foremost on your mind. And doesn't Jesus love us for eternity? I guess I could be wrong, but that's what I always thought.
Miss Poppy
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Such a harlot transferring her wickedness onto me...
disgusting. she doesn't even see how immoral that is....Jesus talking to a woman in her underwear....
Jesus wept.
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-08-2008, 10:30 AM
I think the plate that says "Trust me, I am a PRIEST" is the sickest item in poppycock's menage. Thinks how many times those exact world have been uttered to little boys in an attempt to mollify the ensuing acts of sodomy!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-08-2008, 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roberta
I think the plate that says "Trust me, I am a PRIEST" is the sickest item in poppycock's menage. Thinks how many times those exact world have been uttered to little boys in an attempt to mollify the ensuing acts of sodomy!
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It is a truism that papist "fathers" will attempt to commit sodomy with any boy they can get alone, even drooling retardeds. They make up all manner of lies to silence them, from promises of candy to threats of violence. It just makes Christ's Redemptive Blood boil.
If I had my way they would all be stoned to death. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-08-2008, 12:15 PM
There is nothing worse than a fake christian!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-08-2008, 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roberta
I think the plate that says "Trust me, I am a PRIEST" is the sickest item in poppycock's menage. Thinks how many times those exact wor ds have been uttered to little boys in an attempt to mollify the ensuing acts of sodomy!
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Could someone edit this post and change world to words. My typo-sorry.
Thanks, Robbie
I did it. Eliot
Now, while I'm in here, what do you mean by robbie????????
Are you some kind of crosser?
Last edited by eliot mayfield; 02-08-2008 at 01:28 PM.
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-08-2008, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
It is a truism that papist "fathers" will attempt to commit sodomy with any boy they can get alone, even drooling retardeds. They make up all manner of lies to silence them, from promises of candy to threats of violence. It just makes Christ's Redemptive Blood boil.
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So Miss Poppy is a Catholic site.
Makes perfect sense. These fake christians would do everything to mock God.
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Re: This is just twisted... -
02-08-2008, 08:10 PM
I did it. Eliot
Now, while I'm in here, what do you mean by robbie????????
Are you some kind of crosser?
Thank you, Brother.
Robbie is my dimnutive. I am not exactly a CD but I do wear bluejeans and green Wellies when I go to the dairy.
In reality, it would be impossible for me to disguise myself as a male.
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