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Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-21-2022, 06:28 PM
A group known as "New Hampshire Free Staters" has thoughtfully provided a list of "Woke" churches.
You certainly won't find Landover Baptist Church on that list. And not just because our physical operations are located in Iowa.
It used to be fairly simple to avoid false religions and cults. First you looked for Stars of David or Crescent Moon car ornaments out front and gave those places a wide berth. Then, you stayed clear of any church with fancy statues, buildings marked "Kingdom Hall" with no crosses on them and the state of Utah.
Sometimes, your reconnaissance would have to be more in depth. You would have to actually venture inside and look around for heretical versions of the Bible, new-fangled song books, the presence of guitars or a suspiciously large percentage of Black attendees.
It was still possible to make a mistake and end up sitting elbow to elbow with deluded Plymouth Brethren because you forgot to note the lack of an American flag.
But thanks to the New Hampshire Free Staters, it is easy to know where the false worshippers are now so you can avoid unbiblical doctrine and target your thoughts and prayers and protests in the right direction.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-21-2022, 08:02 PM
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It was still possible to make a mistake and end up sitting elbow to elbow with deluded Plymouth Brethren because you forgot to note the lack of an American flag.
But thanks to the New Hampshire Free Staters, it is easy to know where the false worshippers are now so you can avoid unbiblical doctrine and target your thoughts and prayers and protests in the right direction.
Praise Jesus!
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Praise Jesus, indeed. What a blessing to families with children. With this information they can avoid the embarrassment of walking out after the service begins.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-22-2022, 10:58 PM
If I may add something to this, I've noticed a lot of so-called churches around my city that have inclusiveness in the Church these days, By that I mean they accept gays and things of that nature. I am very worried that if accepted in the church, gays, trannys, and the like will infect our children through perversion, etc. .
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-23-2022, 12:49 AM
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If I may add something to this, I've noticed a lot of so-called churches around my city that have inclusiveness in the Church these days, By that I mean they accept gays and things of that nature. I am very worried that if accepted in the church, gays, trannys, and the like will infect our children through perversion, etc.
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Well, obviously. How else do those things get communicated? They (both the people and the condition) are very much like communicable diseases.
You know, it's kind of ironic how the Left-Wing Wannabe Dictatorship tried to force us all to wear masks to protect against a made-up plague, when the real plague decimating our communities is homerism and the trans-help-me-I'm-in-the-wrong-body (even though God does NOT make mistakes) hysteria sweeping the nation.
Any church worthy to be called a church knows that none of this craziness is mentioned in the Bible. . . Well, homerism is, but it is regularly and clearly condemned.
People who want to celebrate those things in church should just come right out and call their congregations covens, because that is what they are, not churches!
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-23-2022, 01:02 AM
Here's my even more convenient because much shorter list of churches to avoid:
All of them, except Landover.
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-23-2022, 01:19 AM
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Here's my even more convenient because much shorter list of churches to avoid:
All of them, except Landover.
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That--that's very touching, Mr. Much. Are you saying that because you believe Landover Baptist to be the only correct and proper embodiment of Christ's Body here on earth--in which case, when will you be joining?--or are you suggesting that we are so self-serving and judgmental towards others that we cannot accept that there might be one or two established church communities out there that we could, in clear conscience, recommend to others?
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-23-2022, 01:26 AM
Handmaiden,
You're absolutely right.
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You know, it's kind of ironic how the Left-Wing Wannabe Dictatorship tried to force us all to wear masks to protect against a made-up plague, when the real plague decimating our communities is homerism and the trans-help-me-I'm-in-the-wrong-body (even though God does NOT make mistakes) hysteria sweeping the nation.
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-23-2022, 03:03 AM
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...Are you saying...
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Nobody else has been entertaining enough to argue with for a decade plus.
I suppose there's a kind of compliment in that.
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-23-2022, 04:10 PM
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Nobody else has been entertaining enough to argue with for a decade plus.
I suppose there's a kind of compliment in that.
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My dear Atheist Scum Pagan Fool, am I to understand that your entire time here spent plaguing us with your unbelief has been a form of entertainment to you?
Furthermore, you seem to be saying (and I could be wrong, for as you are not a Biblical text, I find it difficult at times to fathom your meaning) that you have chosen Landover Baptist over all the other gathering of believers world-wide because we are more entertaining than most?
And here I thought that it was our rigorous standard of Biblical scholarship and internal consistency (and high moral standards as well as excruciatingly correct grammar) that drew your thirsting soul to the wellspring of Godly truth that we offer.
This realization will require prayer to assess. Despite your avowed atheism, you seemed . . . nice.
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Re: Finally, A Convenient List of Churches to Avoid! -
08-27-2022, 04:50 AM
Some group that calls itself The New Hampshire Council of Churches is objecting to the efforts that the New Hampshire Free Staters have put into warning people about the Liberal Agenda creeping into churches throughout their state
Let's face it, the New Hampshire Council of Churches may as well dispense with the tiny little crosses that they display and admit that they should be called the New Hampshire Coven of Satan's Servants. They don't care about Biblical truth and they are leading their members straight down the crooked path to Hell.
Jeremy Kauffman, a Libertarian candidate for the U.S. Senate, has a response to this so-called cadre of "Christians".
“The N.H. Council of Churches sounds pretty woke and is probably full of socialists frustrated by how much liberty is winning in New Hampshire”
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