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Default Re: Valentine's Day Cards: Schools Promote HOMOSEXUALITY & POLYAM - 02-04-2010, 01:13 AM

A friend of mine has been sending me links to these forums for a while now, and the more i read them, the more infuriated i am. I finally decided to make an account so i can get a word in. Some of the fanatics you people preach are RIDICULOUS ! Public teachers promote EQUALITY, a concept that a lot of you are unaware of. If one child brings valentine cards for all their friends and leave one or two people out, those children will be very sad and worked up about it. These kids are most likely the children that are picked on the most, picked last in gym class and ignored by the rest of the class. Receiving valentines cards from all your fellow classmates would be quite the moral boost ! It also inspires respect for your fellow man(NO i DO NOT mean homosexuality) and good character among the children. Every word of your post is ignorant and its obvious that you know a lot about public schools(sarcasm intended). Valentines Day is not a day of promiscuity and fornication ! Its a day to show love and appreciation towards a special someone.
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Default Re: Valentine's Day Cards: Schools Promote HOMOSEXUALITY & POLYAM - 02-04-2010, 01:19 AM

Hi friend, welcome to the forum! We really appreciate that you come to our little community of Worship.

Please keep an open mind and introduce yourself properly. Your kindness will be returned, I assure you. I pray that events with unfold in a way that God will return your love infinite-fold.

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Public teachers promote EQUALITY, a concept that a lot of you are unaware of.
Are public teachers God? We follow the Word of God as He wrote it in the Bible.

Women are not equal to men, for instance. This is a theme throughout both the Old Testament and the New Testament. Super simple example: do you refer to God as "He" or "She"? Why was Eve created? For Adam. There is a pattern here. I can give you a whole range of Bible quotes if you're interested.

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Every word of your post is ignorant and its obvious that you know a lot about public schools(sarcasm intended).
Why all this hate, friend? You seem to think we are filled with hate and yet here you are... filled with hate and anger.

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Its a day to show love and appreciation towards a special someone.
It worships the Roman god Cupid. God does not like it when false gods and idols are worshiped.

But more importantly: what is your position on God? Did you know that God loves you?

All you have to do is make the choice, friend. We are here to help you.


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Default Re: Valentine's Day Cards: Schools Promote HOMOSEXUALITY & POLYAM - 02-04-2010, 01:54 AM

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It gets worse, Brother Portway. Look at these messages on children's Valentine's candy!!!!

Disgusting! And please, "BEND OVER!", could that be any gayer? Why would anyone bend over except to offer their filthy backside to some homo pervert?

What is wrong with this country? How could anyone find those disgusting candies funny or cute? They are actively promoting fornication, sodomy, and whoredoms. I'm at a loss for words. . .

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I don not see how candy hearts are pornographic or sexually suggestive. candy hearts. the candies are hardly paid any attenton to, except for the children to eat like candy is meant to be done with. and just because they eat the candy, does not meand the the messages on the candy get absorbed into the body to be sent to the brain where these messages are then implanted into the child where they will become sex fiends. that is biologically impossible and there is no devil that could make that happen, not matter how much you argue. there is no such thing as the devil. there is only God.



and these hearts are meant to be sexually explicit and inappropriate. they are either photoshopped or are only sold in adult shops, not in stores where any young lad or lass could purchace them.[/CENTER]
What? Who said anything about absorbing messages? I beginning to think you might actually be clinically insane, as well as posessed by Satan.




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Women are not equal to men, for instance. This is a theme throughout both the Old Testament and the New Testament. Super simple example: do you refer to God as "He" or "She"? Why was Eve created? For Adam. There is a pattern here. I can give you a whole range of Bible quotes if you're interested.
This is exactly why there is a greater number of 'dirty' atheists than True Christians. Yours is a dying religion, friend. Why? Ignorance. One day, your Jesus will come back and yell in your faces, "THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT !"


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Why all this hate, friend? You seem to think we are filled with hate and yet here you are... filled with hate and anger.
Yes, that is true. I am filled with hate and anger, I find your views disturbing. Why am i filled with this hate? Because i am angered by how hypocritical you are. How can you call yourselves Christians when you involuntarily, and voluntarily, preach hate? I noticed an 'award' on one of your pastors pages. "Punched the most queers" Its absolutely disgusting that you would AWARD someone on this site for that ! Your religion has so much potential to help people, teach them right from wrong, but you won't get there with hate.


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It worships the Roman god Cupid. God does not like it when false gods and idols are worshiped.
Do children in Grade 2 know who the Roman God Cupid is? No one worships a false idol on this day. Its ridiculous to even conjure up.

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But more importantly: what is your position on God? Did you know that God loves you?
One side of my family is deeply religious and i spent a lot of time with them in the early years of my life. But its because of people like the 'True Christians' that have made me disbelieve it. Even if there is a god. I would rather ignore him.
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Disgusting! And please, "BEND OVER!", could that be any gayer? Why would anyone bend over except to offer their filthy backside to some homo pervert?
Its called Doggy style. Heterosexual couples do it too.
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You are a gay, are you not?

Just admit your faults, and then we can work on them together. Jesus brought you to us for a reason. And I believe that reason is so that He can begin to cure you of your affliction.

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You are a gay, are you not?

Just admit your faults, and then we can work on them together. Jesus brought you to us for a reason. And I believe that reason is so that He can begin to cure you of your affliction.

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Oh yes ! Professor!!!! CURE MY AFFLICTION, PLEASEE!
Just because I'm disturbed by an 'award' that is very hateful to a certain people...and those people happen to be homosexuals...you assume I'm gay?
Ignorant fool. Its called gay sympathizer. I do not hate on any one group of people. Again, i make a reference to something i believe in fully, EQUALITY.
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Oh yes ! Professor!!!! CURE MY AFFLICTION, PLEASEE!
Just because I'm disturbed by an 'award' that is very hateful to a certain people...and those people happen to be homosexuals...you assume I'm gay?
Ignorant fool. Its called gay sympathizer. I do not hate on any one group of people. Again, i make a reference to something i believe in fully, EQUALITY.


Friend, the Holy Bible says not only are you going to hell for being a fag sympathizer, but you deserve DEATH!

Romans 1:26-27, 32
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


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Oh yes ! Professor!!!! CURE MY AFFLICTION, PLEASEE!
Just because I'm disturbed by an 'award' that is very hateful to a certain people...and those people happen to be homosexuals...you assume I'm gay?
Ignorant fool. Its called gay sympathizer. I do not hate on any one group of people. Again, i make a reference to something i believe in fully, EQUALITY.
Dear Hatemonger;

Kindly point out the Scripture in God's Holy Word that says everyone is equal.

I have already pointed out the Scripture that warns us about the consequences of being a sympathizer of queers. (Romans 1:31-32)

This is a Christian forum.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Its called Doggy style. Heterosexual couples do it too.
Not if they are Christians! First, you have to be married or you are a fornicator. Second, the Bible refers to the glorious yet embarrassing, child-producing union between a True Christian™ husband and wife as "to lie with" or lying with".

Rutting like animals can hardly be described as lying, or laying, or however you choose to say it.

So in my book, doing it like a dog will get you treated like one by God. No Heaven for you! Bad boy!




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Friend, the Holy Bible says not only are you going to hell for being a fag sympathizer, but you deserve DEATH!
Every word you people write is hypocritical, i am not a hatemonger. Have i wished death upon any of you? no. I've simply pointed out how ignorant and wrong you are.
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Not if they are Christians! First, you have to be married or you are a fornicator. Second, the Bible refers to the glorious yet embarrassing, child-producing union between a True Christian™ husband and wife as "to lie with" or lying with".

Rutting like animals can hardly be described as lying, or laying, or however you choose to say it.

So in my book, doing it like a dog will get you treated like one by God.
Sex is sex my friend. You people have no fun. Sex can be a beautiful union between two people. Its a way of expressing your love and having a connection that you don't have with anyone else(hopefully). Why not have fun with it? Pro-creating has nothing to do with it. Its chemistry and in our blood and genetic code.
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Sex is sex my friend. You people have no fun. Sex can be a beautiful union between two people. Its a way of expressing your love and having a connection that you don't have with anyone else(hopefully). Why not have fun with it? Pro-creating has nothing to do with it. Its chemistry and in our blood and genetic code.
I could not agree more. Its gross to see that people can actually spit hate, and claim to hail and 'all loving' god. You hate gays? You think they deserve death? I thought god teaches to love thy neighbor, there is so many inconsistencies in the bible, it boogles my mind that this religion hasn't died out completely.
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I could not agree more. Its gross to see that people can actually spit hate, and claim to hail and 'all loving' god. You hate gays? You think they deserve death? I thought god teaches to love thy neighbor, there is so many inconsistencies in the bible, it boogles my mind that this religion hasn't died out completely.
You are my new friend. The way these people interpret their scriptures is ridiculous. When you question their religion...they insult you. Than they insult you for your beliefs. I have not directly insulted one person on this forum.
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You are my new friend. The way these people interpret their scriptures is ridiculous. When you question their religion...they insult you. Than they insult you for your beliefs. I have not directly insulted one person on this forum.
We do not interpret scripture at all. We just follow what it says.

Also you have insulted our beliefs, which we find just as insulting. And frankly, I could see you maybe getting mad if it were us on one of your satan-worshipping sites, but this is a Christian site and it's not a debate forum. It is also not for the unsaved. So I suggest that you and your new buddy either convert or leave. My main feeling for you is not hatred, but pity, since Jesus will kill you and you will suffer endlessly in Hell . And here you were so close to being able to be saved, I mean you were on God's favorite forum with True Christians™ here to help you with any problems. But no, You'd rather worship monkeys for 40 years than pick up a KJV 1611 Bible and be saved forever.
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We do not interpret scripture at all. We just follow what it says.

Also you have insulted our beliefs, which we find just as insulting. And frankly, I could see you maybe getting mad if it were us on one of your satan-worshipping sites, but this is a Christian site and it's not a debate forum. It is also not for the unsaved. So I suggest that you and your new buddy either convert or leave. My main feeling for you is not hatred, but pity, since Jesus will kill you and you will suffer endlessly in Hell . And here you were so close to being able to be saved, I mean you were on God's favorite forum with True Christians™ here to help you with any problems. But no, You'd rather worship monkeys for 40 years than pick up a KJV 1611 Bible and be saved forever.
I do not worship monkeys. do your own research before you make such assumptions.
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We do not interpret scripture at all. We just follow what it says.

Also you have insulted our beliefs, which we find just as insulting. And frankly, I could see you maybe getting mad if it were us on one of your satan-worshipping sites, but this is a Christian site and it's not a debate forum. It is also not for the unsaved. So I suggest that you and your new buddy either convert or leave. My main feeling for you is not hatred, but pity, since Jesus will kill you and you will suffer endlessly in Hell . And here you were so close to being able to be saved, I mean you were on God's favorite forum with True Christians™ here to help you with any problems. But no, You'd rather worship monkeys for 40 years than pick up a KJV 1611 Bible and be saved forever.
I have insulted anyone, rather I have just asked for some explanation, which no one here can seem to give me. Whose to say that I don't want to be saved, I'm just looking for a reason to be saved.
You are obviously ignorant, especially in saying I worship the devil.
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I could not agree more. Its gross to see that people can actually spit hate, and claim to hail and 'all loving' god. You hate gays? You think they deserve death? I thought god teaches to love thy neighbor, there is so many inconsistencies in the bible, it boogles my mind that this religion hasn't died out completely.
Gays deserve death because God deems it so.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

God considers them an abomination. Something to be exterminated from the face of the earth. That hardly fits the definition of "neighbor". A neighbor is a True Christian™. So when God says "love thy neighbor", it means to love your fellow Christians.

And the reason why "neighbor" refers to Christians, is because we Christians are commanded to seperate ourselves from unsaved scum like yourself. There's no contradiction here.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

2nd John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
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We're Christians and we follow the Holy Bible word for word. We have no room for hatred or bigotry here.
WHAT! Yes you do! Dont you dare say that you dont. the hatred that you push against myself that i have dont NOTHING but be respectful!

The girl you beat seven bells of SH1T out of! She took 17 hits from your bible shes a tough nut. im surprised she didnt knock you out!

You and 99% of the people on this forum HATE every one who does not share your ideals! THATS BIGOTRY!

GET WITH THE PROGRAM. Yes have your relegion, yes have your faith, stand up for it yes! BUT DONT DENY WHAT YOU DO!
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Gays deserve death because God deems it so.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

God considers them an abomination. Something to be exterminated from the face of the earth. That hardly fits the definition of "neighbor". A neighbor is a True Christian™. So when God says "love thy neighbor", it means to love your fellow Christians.

And the reason why "neighbor" refers to Christians, is because we Christians are commanded to seperate ourselves from unsaved scum like yourself. There's no contradiction here.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

2nd John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
2nd John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
you've misinterpreted it. you people are horrible to warp and twist it like that. you people are incredibly racist and fascist.
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