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Default WARNING: This thread is illegal in Maniacal Monarchy Thailand! - 12-08-2011, 06:46 PM

The Arch Gook in Thailand apparently elevates himself to a level somewhere above GOD, as any criticism or defamation of his character or politics is punishable by imprisonment, as an American citizen has found out.

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BANGKOK - A court in Thailand sentenced a U.S. citizen to two-and-a-half years in prison Thursday for defaming the country's royal family by translating excerpts of a locally banned biography of the king and posting them online.
The biography in question is called THE KING NEVER SMILES, by Paul M. Handley.

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The verdict is the latest so-called lese majeste punishment handed down in the Southeast Asian kingdom, which has come under increasing pressure at home and abroad to reform harsh legislation that critics say is an affront to freedom of expression.
I am reminded of a certain amazing-but-true Bible story involving three young men who refused to bow down before an enormous Freudian statue made in the image of Nebuchadnezzar.

He was a big, powerful king too, and he ordered everybody to bow down to the graven image he made of himself:

Then the princes, the governors, and captains, the judges, the treasurers, the counsellors, the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, were gathered together unto the dedication of the image that Nebuchadnezzar the king had set up; and they stood before the image that Nebuchadnezzar had set up.

Then an herald cried aloud, To you it is commanded, O people, nations, and languages,

That at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up:
- Daniel 3:3-5

Sound familiar?

I wonder if King and Queen Wee Wong Tong over in Thailand have a sakbut?

But what's this...

There are certain Jews whom thou hast set over the affairs of the province of Babylon, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego; these men, O king, have not regarded thee: they serve not thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

Then Nebuchadnezzar in his rage and fury commanded to bring Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. Then they brought these men before the king.

Nebuchadnezzar spake and said unto them, Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, do not ye serve my gods, nor worship the golden image which I have set up? - Daniel 3:12-14

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Gordon had lived in the U.S. for about 30 years. He was detained in late May during a visit to his native country to seek treatment for arthritis and high blood pressure. After being repeatedly denied bail, he pleaded guilty in October in hopes of obtaining a lenient sentence.
Three Jews failed to worship the egomaniac and he flew into a foaming rage, like Thailand's dog-eating Monarchs.

I don't want to give Thailand any ideas here, but Shadrach, Meshach, and Abnego were sentenced to burn in a fiery furnace, which Nebuchadnezzar promptly had heated to seven times its normal temperature to receive these three True Christians.

Fortunately, GOD goes into the fiery furnace with the three young men and makes a real fool out of King Nebuchadnezzar, just like he makes a fool out of any King who props himself up as a deity...

And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great. - Revelation 19:16-18

It's too bad Thailand isn't a True Christian government whose resources could be better spent finding and jailing people who distribute books like God is not Great and Origin of Species.



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Default Re: WARNING: This thread is illegal in Maniacal Monarchy Thailand! - 12-09-2011, 10:38 PM

I'm with you on this one Brother Bob4God. Thailand is one of those Godforsaken places inhabited by slants that worship some fat boodha (that never died for anyone's sins) and eat fish heads and rice, all the while looking for some place called nirvana. If I'm not mistaken Jesus sent some big time flooding around their country earlier this year as a wake up call.

About the only good thing that can be said about them is that they administered a well deserved caning to that whining little American punk Michael Fay some years back, but it did little good after then President Clinton interceded and had the number of lashes reduced.

I confess I don't even know where Thailand is and would have to look it up on a map – but that would take time away from my dedication to Praising Jesus and my duties here on His Godly Forum.


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Default Re: WARNING: This thread is illegal in Maniacal Monarchy Thailand! - 12-09-2011, 11:36 PM

Obviously, I am deeply shocked about what these Africans get up to without Baptist Missionaries to guide them. (What happened to Dr. Santiago Solo? Wasn't he sent out in that direction? Or was that the one who was hung from a tree by the Katangas? - Most painful.)

I would remind this Earthly king that he cannot set himself above God, someone tried that before... if he were to open his KJV1611, he would read:

Isa:14:12: How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
Isa:14:13: For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
Isa:14:14: I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
Isa:14:15: Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.
Isa:14:16: They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, [edit: I am looking narrowly at him now] and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms;
Isa:14:17: That made the world as a wilderness, and destroyed the cities thereof; that opened not the house of his prisoners?


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Default Re: WARNING: This thread is illegal in Maniacal Monarchy Thailand! - 12-10-2011, 03:53 AM

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Mark my words, nothing good will come of his kingly pride.
Indeed, Master Bathfire.

What every country needs is a humble servant of the LORD JESUS CHRIST, like America had when George W. Bush was president.

Everything was so simple back then.



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Default Re: WARNING: This thread is illegal in Maniacal Monarchy Thailand! - 12-10-2011, 07:02 AM

I've spent quite a bit of time in Thailand, especially Phuket and Bangcock. A sorrier lot of Godmocking slants you've never seen.

The place is full of witches and queers.


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