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Default Coming to America? The Commie Chinese ANAL Swab - 02-26-2021, 08:25 AM

I've never known the commie Chinese to be concerned about LGBQ+ "rights", and it's not like the Tiananmen Square protests were about homers and their celebrated pastimes. The question is where did the commie chinks come up with this idea?

We all know that homerism is caused by rectal demons, and the Vatican has vested interests keeping the tradition alive. The heretic communist "pope" Bergoglio signed off allowing the commie Chinese to run the cathylick church in China, and it's likely these anal swab coronavirus tests are a ruse for planting homer rectal demons in the bums of a new generation of the young for use by the Vatican.



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China rolls out anal swab coronavirus test, saying it’s more accurate than throat method
By Eva Dou
Jan. 27, 2021 at 3:27 a.m. CST

SEOUL — Months-long lockdowns. Entire city populations herded through the streets for mandatory testing. The people of China could be forgiven for thinking they had seen it all during the coronavirus pandemic.

But now they face a new indignity: the addition of anal swabs — yes, you read that right — to the testing regimen for those in quarantine.

Chinese state media outlets introduced the new protocol in recent days, prompting widespread discussion and some outrage. Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative.

Yet for many, it seemed a step too far in government intrusions after a year and counting of a dignity-eroding pandemic.

“Everyone involved will be so embarrassed,” one user in Guang*dong province said Wednesday on *Weibo, a Chinese social media platform. In a Weibo poll, 80 percent of respondents said they “could not accept” the invasive method.

Even Chinese doctors who support the new tests said the method’s inconvenience meant it made sense for use only in select groups, such as at quarantine centers.

“If we add anal swab testing, it can raise our rate of identifying infected patients,” Li Tongzeng, an infectious-disease specialist at Beijing You’an Hospital, said on state-run broadcaster CCTV on Sunday. “But of course, considering that collecting anal swabs is not as convenient as throat swabs, at the moment only key groups such as those in quarantine receive both.”

The new protocol comes just over a year after the virus began spreading rapidly in the country. Chinese officials are worried about the approach of Lunar New Year next month, often called the world’s largest annual migration. Some 3 billion trips are made over the holiday during a non-pandemic year, which means even a single silent coronavirus case could rapidly leapfrog across the nation.

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China tried the testing procedure in small groups last year, with the results circulated in research journals. A group of Chinese researchers published a study in the Future Microbiology journal in August reporting that for some recovering coronavirus patients, anal swab samples still tested positive after they had tested negative through throat swabs.

“Intriguingly, SARS-CoV-2 detection was positive in the anal swab of two patients and negative in throat swab and sputum samples,” they wrote. “We propose anal swabs as the potentially optimal specimen for SARS-CoV-2 detection for evaluation of hospital discharge of covid-19 patients.”

As for how the test is conducted, the Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention published instructions last March. It said that a stool sample should be taken from patients, and if that is not possible, to do an anal swab by inserting a cotton-tipped stick three to five centimeters (one to two inches) into the rectum.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...524_story.html


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The claim used to be made by homers, "There is no homosexual agenda." This proves otherwise. By ratcheting up anal pleasure homers will convert men by the millions. God help us from bringing this practice to the U.S.


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The claim used to be made by homers, "There is no homosexual agenda." This proves otherwise. By ratcheting up anal pleasure homers will convert men by the millions. God help us from bringing this practice to the U.S.
It lays bare the truth that we conservatives already know - communism is liberalism on steroids. Thanks to efforts by Dennis Hastert among others the liberal agenda has been held in check in America, limited to enforced gay marriage and legalized sodomy (in most states). In ultra liberal China, however, it's compulsory "swabbing" every day until you get addicted to that sweet, mysterious pain/pleasure that can only be assuaged by male-on-male bareback penetration, eventually leaving you working the public bathrooms to get your disgusting anal s*x fix. I've read about it too many times for it not to be true. We Christians work too hard resisting that temptation to let them slip it in the back door under the cover of Corona.


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It lays bare the truth that we conservatives already know - communism is liberalism on steroids. Thanks to efforts by Dennis Hastert among others the liberal agenda has been held in check in America, limited to enforced gay marriage and legalized sodomy (in most states). In ultra liberal China, however, it's compulsory "swabbing" every day until you get addicted to that sweet, mysterious pain/pleasure that can only be assuaged by male-on-male bareback penetration, eventually leaving you working the public bathrooms to get your disgusting anal s*x fix. I've read about it too many times for it not to be true. We Christians work too hard resisting that temptation to let them slip it in the back door under the cover of Corona.
Speaking of the Honorable Dennis Hastert, long term Republican Speaker of the House, did President Trump give him a pardon on the way to Mara Largo? I think the only outstanding issue was a civil lawsuit brought by some homer wrestler against Dennis. If the President knew of this civil suit certainly he would have ordered one of his judges to dismiss it.


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Speaking of the Honorable Dennis Hastert, long term Republican Speaker of the House, did President Trump give him a pardon on the way to Mara Largo?
Mr. Mayor I know that question has been on your mind for some time. We now know the answer: no. There was no need. From Wikipedia: In July 2017, after serving about 13 months of a 15-month sentence, Hastert was released from federal prison and returned to Chicago under "residential re-entry management" supervision.


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Speaking of the Honorable Dennis Hastert, long term Republican Speaker of the House, did President Trump give him a pardon on the way to Mara Largo? I think the only outstanding issue was a civil lawsuit brought by some homer wrestler against Dennis. If the President knew of this civil suit certainly he would have ordered one of his judges to dismiss it.
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Mr. Mayor I know that question has been on your mind for some time. We now know the answer: no. There was no need. From Wikipedia: In July 2017, after serving about 13 months of a 15-month sentence, Hastert was released from federal prison and returned to Chicago under "residential re-entry management" supervision.
Oh, may the bless you, dear Brothers Mayor Hold and Dr. Toole, for addressing this topic of Dennis Hastert. You've reminded me of another Honorable gentleman, one that I've been meaning to ask about, and have forgotten to so do.

Would either of you know anything about the current status of former Senator Ralph Shortey? As you know so well, the fake news media reported that he had committed various offences: "Three felony charges were filed against Ralph Shortey by Cleveland County District Attorney Greg Mashburn. The charges include engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution, according to KFOR."

https://deadstate.org/senator-who-vo...-underage-boy/

We all know how organizations such as the Clinton News Network love to make such a big fuss out of a drama that they've drummed up -- especially since the Senator was a former campaign manager for our beloved Donald Trump during primaries. Naturally, I had spent many an evening in prayer for dear Senator Shortey after these unfounded allegations came out, but I had lost track of the developments since his arrest in 2017. I wondered if you gentlemen might have an encouraging update regarding this fine man; and, if so, I do thank you, kindly.



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Cross Re: Coming to America? The Commie Chinese ANAL Swab - 03-02-2021, 02:19 AM

China, land of the sodomite damned. There is nothing those little yellow critters won't do to stick their finger in God's eye. China is a godless communist country, and communism was founded by the Jews, as was the homosexual agenda. Since the Jews take their marching orders from Satan (Titus 1:10-16), this entire abomination is clearly intended as a homoerotic display of blasphemy and sodomitic sin. Them chiners hate Jesus. How long before "President" Biden and and mad scientist Fauci make anal penetration mandatory? The Bible is perfectly clear on this, all of the heathen chinee who got buttraped must be slain (Leviticus 20:13).


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Don't worry, they still come in via the nose.


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Default Re: Coming to America? The Commie Chinese ANAL Swab - 03-09-2021, 02:30 PM

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How will this work at a drive-thru facility?
I think much the same was as drive-thru abortion in California. If, while driving along, you decide to murder the unborn you simply roll up to Planned Parenthood, get a medically unnecessary vaginal ultrasound, then the nice man in a lab coat comes over and gores out your lady-p*rts with a coathanger. All on taxpayer dime, sweet Jesus!

The "swabbed" material is then used to make chicken nuggets and pizza toppings, much like the completed COVID tests.


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Default Re: Coming to America? The Commie Chinese ANAL Swab - 03-10-2021, 11:22 AM

Well
..I'm sorry but I thought the swab was about Chinese/Spanish/Wherever-it-came-from virus with a view to a cure.

I never eat "pizza" but always enjoy Californian hospitality (some of those muffins ..and plenty of butter ..)

Anyway
..so far I haven't eaten virus pizza but those muffins were quite delicious. Say if someone else ate some and

were not exempt from great sickness by disease of the bowels until their bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day (a circumstance alien to any Christian) then — rather than the swab — wouldn't it be sickness disease rectal prolapse, wives & goods & persons blasted day after day after day distressing their innards?

Evidently
..The myenteric ganglia are organised in a network around the gut, which spans the length between the upper oesophagus and the internal anal sphincter and contains mostly motor neurons.

Because God loves us, loves us so much, the plumes of vomit from either end He longs to redeem us from (which heathens' rejections make certain) The Bible explains may be set aside, day by day..

II Chronicles 21:14-15 Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods: and thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.

Wow
..Yet still by stepping out even with a friend, a Pastor say, picking up a drive-thru this invasion gets reinforced? How can these not be The Last Days!
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