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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 01:37 PM

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Because hell is a place where people get tortured in unspeakably horrible ways for all eternity.
Can "Soul" feel pain?
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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 01:39 PM

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I hope that many brown, and black people lived. Because of people like you, i resent whites.
Are you having racist tendencies? If so, we don't like that at Landoverbaptist.
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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 01:40 PM

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Can "Soul" feel pain?
Yes. A lot of pain actually!

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."


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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 01:46 PM

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Can "Soul" feel pain?
I'm sure it can.

Matthew 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 01:53 PM

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Yes. A lot of pain actually!
Feeling pain is a physical sense. How can something that is not material have something material in it? Do you have any scripture that actually say that souls can feel pain?
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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 01:56 PM

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Feeling pain is a physical sense. How can something that is not material have something material in it? Do you have any scripture that actually say that souls can feel pain?
What is wrong with the scripture Brother Levi and I already gave you?

If souls could not suffer, as you seem to assume, then why would there be so many warnings against Hell in the Holy Bible? Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"


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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 02:08 PM

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If souls could not suffer, as you seem to assume, then why would there be so many warnings against Hell in the Holy Bible?
There is mental and physical suffering.
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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 02:10 PM

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There is mental and physical suffering.
Why would there be many warnings against the fires of Hell in the Holy Bible if a soul would not suffer from the fire?


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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 02:46 PM

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Why would there be many warnings against the fires of Hell in the Holy Bible if a soul would not suffer from the fire?
Look that from the bible.
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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-24-2010, 02:56 PM

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Look that from the bible.
How is that an answer to my question?


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Feeling pain is a physical sense. How can something that is not material have something material in it? Do you have any scripture that actually say that souls can feel pain?
All things as possible threw Christ friend. If our Loving Savior Jesus decided some soul in hell should feel physical pain, like say the pain of some sodomite being burnt alive in acid in the stomach of his pet python when after an animal sex mishap, then that soul shall feel it! GLORY!



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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-25-2010, 03:46 PM

Well THIS might explain why the Indians keep crashing planes...THEY HIRE CRASH SURVIVORS!!

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The eight survivors of the Air India Express flight that crashed here on Saturday can avail themselves of jobs with Air India (AI) if they so choose...


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Thumbs down Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-25-2010, 06:45 PM

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All things as possible threw Christ friend. If our Loving Savior Jesus decided some soul in hell should feel physical pain, like say the pain of some sodomite being burnt alive in acid in the stomach of his pet python when after an animal sex mishap, then that soul shall feel it! GLORY!
Typical Christians answer. You don't know so you say Jesus (of God) did it. Why would all loving Jesus want all to suffer? I thought that Jesus was not bad, but now he seems like the Satan himself.
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Default Re: Please pray no real people died in the plane crash in India. - 05-25-2010, 06:53 PM

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Typical Christians answer. You don't know so you say Jesus (of God) did it. Why would all loving Jesus want all to suffer? I thought that Jesus was not bad, but now he seems like the Satan himself.
Friend, that is the fluffy bunny false Christian view of God. We at Landover Baptist know the truth is that God creates both good and evil.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Does this discourage us from following Him? No, of course not. The alternative is eternal punishment in hell. You need to get right with God before the same fate awaits you, sinner.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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