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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 11-22-2008, 02:39 PM

Oh! Is he still alive? What won't these homer!s think up next to try to ruin my CHRISTMAS?

It was bad enough when gas prices got high and "people" were dissing on - and even getting rid of - our Goldly SUVs. Thank Heaven that the SUV has made a comeback on the market now that gasoline prices are again lower; I just Hate to have to drive on the road with those little ant-like cars and trucks!
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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 11-22-2008, 05:44 PM

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Oh! Is he still alive? What won't these homer!s think up next to try to ruin my CHRISTMAS?

It was bad enough when gas prices got high and "people" were dissing on - and even getting rid of - our Goldly SUVs. Thank Heaven that the SUV has made a comeback on the market now that gasoline prices are again lower; I just Hate to have to drive on the road with those little ant-like cars and trucks!
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place mug in microwave and cook 3 minutes on high. Cake will rise over the top of mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool, and tip out on to a plate. Serves 2

I made this , it was good, I served it with a dollop of cool whip, As it says, don't worry when it rises above the top, it will go a couple inches above the top. Also, this is an excellent thing to make for just one person while you hubby is out killing turkeys!


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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 11-22-2008, 06:57 PM

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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 11-23-2008, 12:59 AM

Oh Mother Glendora, I just made half a dozen of these to test them out and they were delicious! I'm off to pop another half dozen in the microwave. Thank you so much for the recipe!

I wonder if a pineapple upside down cake in a mug would work? Or cheesecake in a mug?


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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 11-23-2008, 01:47 AM

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Oh Mother Glendora, I just made half a dozen of these to test them out and they were delicious! I'm off to pop another half dozen in the microwave. Thank you so much for the recipe!

I wonder if a pineapple upside down cake in a mug would work? Or cheesecake in a mug?
What a wonderful idea! I see no reason why the Pineapple Upside-Down Mug won't work, as long as you remember the cherry!


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What a wonderful idea! I see no reason why the Pineapple Upside-Down Mug won't work, as long as you remember the cherry!
Ooh, I'll go fire up the microwave again! This is so exciting!


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(AP) Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, has given up on cancer treatments & is awaiting an eternity in the Lake Of Fire. Mr. Swayze told reporters 'I admit that I wasted my life and corrupted many children, causing them to become perverts. While I did kill lots of commies in 'Red Dawn,' I can never be forgiven for portraying a cross-dressing homo. I am expecting to go to Hell, & am practicing my best screams of agony.' His wife, Lisa, has given away most of his clothing to charity, except for his 'Wong Fu' outlet, which she has burned. Mrs. Swayze commented that 'while I am sad at my husbands' impending death, he completely blew it, & will regret it for all eternity-oh well.' Friends & family members plan to make fun of him at his memorial service, & have invited Fred Phelps to picket it.
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Default Re: Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell - 02-16-2009, 07:00 AM

Video proof of a perverted Swayze thrusting his hips straight to HELL!

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(AP) Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, has given up on cancer treatments & is awaiting an eternity in the Lake Of Fire. Mr. Swayze told reporters 'I admit that I wasted my life and corrupted many children, causing them to become perverts. While I did kill lots of commies in 'Red Dawn,' I can never be forgiven for portraying a cross-dressing homo. I am expecting to go to Hell, & am practicing my best screams of agony.' His wife, Lisa, has given away most of his clothing to charity, except for his 'Wong Fu' outlet, which she has burned. Mrs. Swayze commented that 'while I am sad at my husbands' impending death, he completely blew it, & will regret it for all eternity-oh well.' Friends & family members plan to make fun of him at his memorial service, & have invited Fred Phelps to picket it.
Could you provide a link to this Associated Press story, Mr. Jingles?


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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 02-16-2009, 03:31 PM

Are you people implying that he is still alive!

As Certain as there's a God in His Heaven, I know that Swoozie-Floozie is DEAD!
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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 02-16-2009, 07:45 PM

Fox News says my Patrick has not given up treatment, so there you have The Truth.

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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:21 PM

Patrick Swayze is my God! I worship him and pray to him 5 times a day. He talked to GOD in Ghost, He is the Messiah, he is the modern day Jesus. He will never die!
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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:24 PM

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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:27 PM

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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:28 PM

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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:33 PM

i love how this site has JDate advertisments....


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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:35 PM

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Default Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? - 04-17-2009, 07:36 PM

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i love how this site has JDate advertisments....
Google ads are targeted to you. You have obviously been browsing penny-pinching joo dating sites before you visited here. Google knows who you are, just like Jesus, and sets the ads appropriately.

I only see ads for Christian dating sites.


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