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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-12-2014, 07:31 PM

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Hey, don't pick on Aqua, they may sound dated today but they were ahead of their time.

They were a big influence on Buddy Holly, for example.

Im not picking on Aqua I find some of their songs okay for pop music and yes they were about 3 years ahead of their time (woopdie doo), and to somewhat of a degree they dont sound dated now but that isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people


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Im not picking on Aqua I find some of their songs okay for pop music and yes they were about 3 years ahead of their time (woopdie doo), and to somewhat of a degree they dont sound dated now but that isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people
Are you one of those retards? I'm just asking if we should use more simple language with you, since you don't seem to be very smart.
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Are you one of those retards? I'm just asking if we should use more simple language with you, since you don't seem to be very smart.
Im not a retard and actually im one of the smartest and sassiest (depening on my personality) and your language (american) is just a simplified version of english which is what I speak and type.


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Im not a retard and actually im one of the smartest and sassiest (depening on my personality) and your language (american) is just a simplified version of english which is what I speak and type.
If you're so smart, why do you run towards Hell when Heaven is the better option?


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If you're so smart, why do you run towards Hell when Heaven is the better option?
I don't run towards either because they aren't real, just a part of the creators imagination and I run towards the future and see the facts over fiction and biased views from people like you.


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one of the smartest and sassiest (depening on my personality)
No, you are not. Sorry to tell you the truth.

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and your language (american) is just a simplified version of english which is what I speak and type.
Too bad American still seems too hard for you to understand. Look, I only asked that because we can help you. I think this book would greatly help you.

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You dont know me so how can you possibly say that I am not smart or sassy and to be honest I don't think you understand english because if you did, by now you would have got a life of your own and grown up instead of telling other people who you don't know that they are wrong and acting like you know them. Also why would I want your help when I don't need it or want it and maybe I don't understand american because I learnt the Queens english and find american is just a simplified version for those whom cannot understand english.
Also I think you need to check your grammar and spellings because this is illiterate; "Too bad American still seems too hard for you to understand. Look, I only asked that because we can help you. I think this book would greatly help you."
And Im not retarded, and I find God is just a figment of peoples imagination one aspect that I don't believe in because I prefer facts.


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You dont know me so how can you possibly say that I am not smart
You haven't said anything that makes you look smart. In fact, you just went full retard in this post.

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Also I think you need to check your grammar and spellings because this is illiterate;
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You dont know me so how can you possibly say that I am not smart
or sassy and to be honest I don't think you understand english because if you did, by now you would have got a life of your own and grown up instead of telling other people who you don't know that they are wrong and acting like you know them. Also why would I want your help when I don't need it or want it and maybe I don't understand american because I learnt the Queens english and find american is just a simplified version for those whom cannot understand english.
Also I think you need to check your grammar and spellings because this is illiterate; "Too bad American still seems too hard for you to understand. Look, I only asked that because we can help you. I think this book would greatly help you."
And Im not retarded, and I find God is just a figment of peoples imagination one aspect that I don't believe in because I prefer facts.
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Thats your biased opinion because you only looked at these things because you want to criticise them , and as for Jesus he isn't real he is youre imagination because there is no proof in the living world that proves he is real. Also they dont promote the death cult of evil because they are a band that have no connection to religion what so ever and as for brainwashing kids to want everyone dead where is your proof apart from your interpretation of the song and youre opinion because in my opinion Pop music is teaching kids to be violent with words aswell, hurt others with words aswell and discrimate on others because you think you are better than them and to me that sounds like you. So stop trying to tell me what to do an sort youre own life out and stop being biased and racist before you criticise somone with an open mind to all cultures and people
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Im not picking on Aqua I find some of their songs okay for pop music and yes they were about 3 years ahead of their time (woopdie doo), and to somewhat of a degree they dont sound dated now but that isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people
Seriously, that was mostly not even going into punctuation. Just a little tip, you would seem bit less retarded if you would learn how to write before you start talking about grammar.
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You haven't said anything that makes you look smart. In fact, you just went full retard in this post.



No, this is illiterate.







Seriously, that was mostly not even going into punctuation. Just a little tip, you would seem bit less retarded if you would learn how to write before you start talking about grammar.
Just becuse over the internet I don't sound smart doesn't mean I am stupid and please can you grow up ? Is that too much to ask, I also think you should get a life, then you wouldn't be online talking to people you don't actually know, trying to annoy and insult them.


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Just becuse over the internet I don't sound smart
Oh, so it was me who went grammar Nazi with poor grammar? No, we really don't have to make you look stupid. You are doing great job there by yourself

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I also think you should get a life, then you wouldn't be online talking to people you don't actually know, trying to annoy and insult them.
This is our home in internet, our Church online. We did not go anywhere to talk to people, you came here. Perhaps you are just reflecting your own insecurity of not having a life here.
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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-12-2014, 10:28 PM

Also I missed this on my last comment, how much care I give to your opinion. None, nil, nada, zilch because at least I have a life and act half my age.


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how much care I give to your opinion. None, nil, nada, zilch
Now, this is again prime example how you make yourself look stupid. Are you really sure you are not retarded? Just try it for a second. Stop whining, hating and trying to be smart when you are not for a second. Trust me, you will feel better.

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Also I missed this on my last comment, how much care I give to your opinion. None, nil, nada, zilch because at least I have a life and act half my age.
Dear Godmocking Foreign Scum;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

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.. ..drivel canned.. .. isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people


Are you seriously suggesting that you can't see the similarity between Mr Thurmond's tit and Aqua's chirruping key-note?

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We are very much on topic. Music is not sinful in itself, King David was a musician and also an enthusiastic dancer. But from Godless tyrannies such as the Nordic realms there is always a subtext. First it's a quick chirp, but blink and their demonic ink comes flooding out. This outcome, from Vietnam, has been pre-empted and shut down. It is not without precedent and I was happy to post it. If you have gone blind however, perhaps you could ask your tutor for a verbal description while she is explaining the axial period to you.

I wasn't going to post this, but it seems I will need to after all. This is where that wretched bird would most certainly have led. I mean, just look at those shoes. What Chtistian would ever dress like that?

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Are you seriously suggesting that you can't see the similarity between Mr Thurmond's tit and Aqua's chirruping key-note?
We are very much on topic.

We are definitely not on topic as this thread is about how you lot think you killed flappy bird by prayer warriors, well bad news it is still online and on phones. It isn't available on the app market anymore but enough people have it on their phones or play it online that it won't die as it is too addictive.


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Now, this is again prime example how you make yourself look stupid. Are you really sure you are not retarded? Just try it for a second. Stop whining, hating and trying to be smart when you are not for a second. Trust me, you will feel better.

I fill pray for you.
Im not retarded and if you stop looking at the negatives of just me and saw what I was actually saying you would see that i'm not hating and whining or trying to be smart. All I am trying to do is tell you that some of the things you are saying make no sense and need some validation about how it works, who made it work and the evidence that person is real and not just your collective imagination.


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you lot think you killed flappy bird by prayer warriors
Of course we did. That much is abundantly clear. All you have to do is note that it is no longer available for purchase to see the effects of the prayer of the righteous.

The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
James 5:16


Of course people will get a hold of this game illicitly, as people do sin.


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Of course we did. That much is abundantly clear. All you have to do is note that it is no longer available for purchase to see the effects of the prayer of the righteous.

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Of course people will get a hold of this game illicitly, as people do sin.
You didn't kill flappy bird by praying and it was free anyways so you couldn't purchase it to start with.here is the proof you didn't pray it away
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26114364
Also how are they getting it illegally and illicitly even though they downloaded it beffore it was removed and got permission for it to be on their website also before it was removed


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you wouldn't be online talking to people you don't actually know
Eh, isn't that exactly what you are doing here? We True Christians™ actually know each other and meet often in Church.

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