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Talking Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. - 02-10-2014, 02:31 PM

Prayer warrior? Are you people for real? This. Is. A. Game. Seriously, wow, the guy just wasn't in the mood to deal with the messages. Get a grip, there are really worse things to worry about.


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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 02:38 PM

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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 02:45 PM

That's a really....really stupid name...I don't see you fighting. You are no hero. You are no warrior.


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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 02:55 PM

Oh, I'm sorry, it turns out that some zit-lipped adolescent has an opinion.

This changes everything.
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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 03:00 PM

I'm sorry can the zit less teenager not have an opinion? Do I knot have the right? Give me reason why your opinions are valid and mine are not.


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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 05:00 PM

None of them were on any drugs. Just because you have an imagination doesn't mean you have to be drugged up.


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None of them were on any drugs.
And you have the urine sample to prove it?

You are entitled to our own opinion. You are not entitled to your own FACTS.
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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 08:42 PM

The bible still lacks general logic and is irational. Example, gays are unnatural, but a talking snake, perfectly legit. Why do you even think these people are drugs? Why do you believe that?


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The bible still lacks general logic and is irrational...
Why would that make it any less likely to be true?


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Default Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. - 02-10-2014, 11:42 PM



Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.

And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints

Ephesians 6:11-18


Prayer Warriors put on the full Armor of God so that we can withstand the devil's schemes. We are at war, at all times.


For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:

(For the weapons of our warfare [are] not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds

Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ

2 Corinthians Chapter 10:3-5



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It's such an important concept, that we teach our children from a very early age that the devil has conspired against them, and they must be prepared to fight (spiritually, that is). We help them prepare by reading the Holy Bible, memorizing the Holy Bible, trusting the Holy Bible, and obeying the Holy Bible. For fun we play Armor of God.







And we teach them from an early age that the devil is so relentless, he will even attack them in their sleep (lustful dreams, "wet" dreams, masturbationary addiction under the covers). So we remind them they are always being watched, always ready for a fight. The Etheldreda children sleep in their Armor of God pajamas until they move out and are married and are ready to take on adult responsibilities:



I hope that helps.



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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-10-2014, 11:59 PM

The bible lacks a lot of logic. I mean, example, Gays are unnatural, but a talking snake perfectly legit. Wow, something about that just doesn't seem right.


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Default Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. - 02-11-2014, 03:00 AM

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-11-2014, 03:01 AM

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The bible lacks a lot of logic. I mean, example, Gays are unnatural, but a talking snake perfectly legit. Wow, something about that just doesn't seem right.
Look, what God says, goes. He made us all, He can break us all.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. - 02-11-2014, 03:12 AM

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Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil...
...I hope that helps.
It does help show that Baptists rely on good Catholic organisations like the Knights Templar when it comes time to do the heavy lifting required of a Christian.

Did you think the red cross on a shield was a sign of the knights Iowa?



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Default Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. - 02-11-2014, 03:16 AM

You've just proven that kiddy fiddling makes you go blind, Mo. The Knights Templar cross has a couple of spiky bits on the ends of the arms. Mary E didn't post crosses with spikes, but crosses with flourishes. You owe an apology to the True Christian ™ lady, you heathen.
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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-11-2014, 03:55 AM

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Give me reason why your opinions are valid and mine are not.
Because this kind Prayer Warrior (named Frank) took the time to get my cat Ermindine out of a tree, only yesterday.



Or, I suppose now you're going to tell me I imagined that?
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Default Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. - 02-11-2014, 05:11 AM

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Prayer warrior? Are you people for real?
Are you wearing some type of hooka helmet?


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-11-2014, 05:42 AM

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The bible still lacks general logic and is irational. Example, gays are unnatural, but a talking snake, perfectly legit. Why do you even think these people are drugs? Why do you believe that?
There is a certain way of thinking—it's not really thinking at all because it's axiomatic—that was promoted by superstitious heathens such as the anceint Greeks. Atheists in general follow that example and no doubt in a place like England where educational policy is manipulated by classically trained civil servants such follies predominate.

The Bible is clear about the status of Greek learning for a reason. God explains:


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The preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
22 For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
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You see, witnesses such as Luke and Paul well knew the sorts of ideas coming out from Greece which had done so much harm during the Axial Period, among Israelites. Denying the influence of The Holy Ghost for instance or declaring that the world God made for us is a "planet" orbiting some gigantic central fire. Whereas the actual Creator has Himself given us a first hand account of what He did, when He did it and how much of it was done.

God understands human foolishness, such as advocated by Democritus for example, because He came down from Heaven to be born of a virgin SO THAT he could understand.

God doesn't leave us groping in darkness, He explains the very point you've raised in some detail. The Bible continues:


I CORINTHIANS 1
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The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
KJV . look up


What God is explaining is that where your smart leaves off, that's where His dumb begins or rather that the veriest edge of the remotest cliff of human understanding is yet too far away from the light of God's least understanding for even a glimmer to be seen across the vast and yawning canyon betwixt.

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Genesis 1-3 . . .. . . Genesis 4-9
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Default Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! - 02-11-2014, 03:58 PM

I only personally know two Americans so I can't comment on what you people thing of yourselves. But still, there are bigger things to worry about other than a game.


Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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