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Default God hates the Children's Bible - 05-12-2013, 12:48 AM

You may or may not have heard of this perversion known as the Children's Bible. It is basically a "Bible" retelling the scriptures to make it friendly for children (and fags), thus deleting some of the best and most important parts, and even some of my personal favourites like Leviticus 20:13, Deuteronomy 21:18-21 and 2 Kings 2:24. It does for example tell the story of Noah, but does not tell that God intentionally murdered the entire world population by drowning. Nor does it mention Noah's animal sacrifices, thus making Noah seem like some damn nancy boy hippy. It tells that people who believes in Jesus goes to heaven and how wonderful heaven is, but does not tell that every single person that God doesn't like is going to hell to be ass raped by Satan and his minions for all eternity. The Children's Bible is banned from my house, the only Bible we allow here is the King James Bible which i read for my kids everytime they go to bed. Kids these days loves violence, gore, blood and death, so why not entertain them with the best and most true story of all time instead of letting them play a Godless video game? The KJV is perfect for children and family. As a Christian and a friend of Jesus, i spit on the Children's Bible. Occasionally i buy entire stocks of the Children's Bible, for bonfires.

The Children's Bible is the worst false Bible of all time. It is written by the Dutch Eurotrash whore Anne De Vries, probably in order to make children worship Satan. This travesty is widespread here in Europistan, in muntiple languages.

"The Children's Bible" is nothing more than SATAN's Bible!
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Default Re: God hates the Children's Bible - 05-12-2013, 01:31 AM

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"The Children's Bible" is nothing more than SATAN's Bible!
Well, technically, the Bible is 'God's Book', so a 'Satan's Bible' is like 'Satan's God's Book', which sounds silly.
So I'd say that it's more of a 'Satan's Book' than 'Satan's Bible'.
I do have a child's version of the Bible here. I will take some pictures once I have to time to do so, and upload it here so you can all see how funny and childish it is. Once I have the time to do so, that is.


Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.
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Default Re: God hates the Children's Bible - 05-12-2013, 02:06 AM

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Well, technically, the Bible is 'God's Book', so a 'Satan's Bible' is like 'Satan's God's Book', which sounds silly.
No, the suggestion that a book Brother Ex-V is sharing is an actual Bible is what's silly. I mean, who ever heard of a Holy Bible that doesn't share the good news about God's Mercy in sparing Noah when every other living creature on the face of the earth was traumatically killed in the greatest genocide ever? Not just every member of a certain race or ethnic group was exterminated, the entire human race, save Noah's family, was exterminated! Like little cockroaches that infest an otherwise clean kitchen, Sinners were all dealt a Blow of Divine Justice! How can any Bible forget to praise God with sharing that amazing fact of history?


We owe it to our children to tell them the TRUTH
about God.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: God hates the Children's Bible - 05-12-2013, 02:42 AM

Children reading the Children's Bible will grow up thinking it's okay to ignore parts of the Bible you don't like, so really when they aren't children anymore they'll turn into scripture twisting cherry pickers, bad turnout .


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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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