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Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
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01-27-2011, 06:45 PM
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-27-2011, 06:55 PM
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Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-27-2011, 06:59 PM
'Ninguno' as they say in Spanish.
Or 'nane at aw' as my mother would say.
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-27-2011, 07:10 PM
I was JUST standing in line for a sandwich and pretty sure the person in front of me was a homer. He used the debit machine. I immediately searched for cash but didn't have any on me. I made the girl behind the counter wipe down the punch pad, I'm not getting the AID. I'm also not hungry anymore, I threw my sandwich in the garbage.
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-27-2011, 09:52 PM
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He used the debit machine.
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I use this criteria myself to identify them, Brother, and it hasn't failed me yet.
No wonder this Nation has gone broke: so many debit machines; so many homer!s
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-27-2011, 10:52 PM
Thinking,
thinking,
still thinking.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-27-2011, 11:04 PM
I'm not over-concerned about this type:
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01-28-2011, 04:12 AM
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I'm not over-concerned about this type:
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You beat me to it!
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-28-2011, 04:15 AM
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I'm not over-concerned about this type:
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Brother, that atheist must have chosen the epitaph himself.
If one of his Christian relatives had written it, I imagine it would have said, "Here lies a God-mocking atheist. All dressed up and ready for the eternal furnace that is God's Lake of Fire!"
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-28-2011, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
I was JUST standing in line for a sandwich and pretty sure the person in front of me was a homer. He used the debit machine. I immediately searched for cash but didn't have any on me. I made the girl behind the counter wipe down the punch pad, I'm not getting the AID. I'm also not hungry anymore, I threw my sandwich in the garbage.
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Well I guess that's one plus for being a woman, I've always got disinfectant wet-naps on me.
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-28-2011, 03:47 PM
Thought about this for a while, and realized there are some that don't offend me.
Each and every one of them currently BURNING in hell !!!
Jesus can look down upon them in all their well earned writhing agony of eternal infinite burning TORMENT and smile, and so can I !!!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-28-2011, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner
Thought about this for a while, and realized there are some that don't offend me.
Each and every one of them currently BURNING in hell !!!
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Sweet JESUS! You are entirely Correct about that!!!
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Re: Varities of athians and homer!s that don't offend me -
01-28-2011, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Brother, that atheist must have chosen the epitaph himself.
If one of his Christian relatives had written it, I imagine it would have said, "Here lies a God-mocking atheist. All dressed up and ready for the eternal furnace that is God's Lake of Fire!"
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If it I was my close dead Atheist scum relatives I would also talk about how they are being ass raped in Hell by Satan. At lest the Atheist dirt back can do something positive for once by being a warning with their deaths.
They even bury atheists in cemeteries with decent folk?
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