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Grammar Nazi How Penis-Envy drives Society, History, Politics, and something about elephants - 01-14-2024, 02:42 PM

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If you don't believe in the power of envy, my friend is doing missionary work in Reddit's /r/bigdickproblems where the lower half of every thread is nothing but haters and denialists. "Wah, you're all liars, and at the same time it's all your fault that she ended up in the hospital with a bruised cervix/inflammation/torn ligaments blah blah blah."

They can't even get their story straight. You can't cause crippling injuries with an imaginary penis.

Unless you're talking about Matthew 5:28-29, but my friend says that she didn't win many converts when she tried that approach.


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If you don't believe in the power of envy, my friend is doing missionary work in Reddit's /r/bigdickproblems
We need to have a conversation about the white supremacy inherent in the male nudity taboo. Think of how much of life involves what are basically dick measuring contests...Yet not literal dick measuring contests, because black guys can win those.

Just think of how many endless indecisive business meetings could be instantly resolved if we could just whip them out and be done with it. That's what Donald Trump has taken from you.


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Have you heard the story of the blind men and the elephant?
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Have you heard the story of the blind men and the elephant?
Is that story the one where the elephant chases the blind men in front of a Good Humor ice cream truck, dear Sister Mitza?




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Have you heard the story of the blind men and the elephant?
The version I've heard assumes the elephant is female-bodied. I imagine there's a joke about a male-bodied elephant here, please tell it.

I would make up my own joke, but I won't because know that something like 99% of problematic speech/thought is caused by having a sense of humor.


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I imagine there's a joke about a male-bodied elephant here, please tell it.
I heard this one from a couple of Jews back in New York:

Chaim Rabinowitz was standing in Times Square when a man riding a full-grown elephant came by, reached down with a pole that had a hook on the end, and stole Rabinowitz's wallet. When Rabinowitz filed a report with the police, he told them his story. The police asked if he had anything else to add. Rabinowitz thought for a moment, then said, "Yes, I can tell you that it was a male elephant."

The officer asked Rabinowitz how he knew that it was a male elephant, and Rabinowitz responded, "As the rider was approaching me, I heard someone shout, 'Look at the schmuck on that elephant!'"

I don't know whether the joke is funny, because I don't understand the punchline.

Here are a couple of good elephant jokes. I don't think the sex of the elephant is important, though.



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Have you heard the story of the blind men and the elephant?
Here we are talking about penis-envy, then you promise to talk about elephants....

Come on, don't leave us hanging.


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Default Re: How Penis-Envy drives Society, History, Politics, and something about elephants - 02-08-2024, 04:29 PM

I think the elephant's penis is an analogy, Brother; a thing that nobody wants to talk about, but the stories they tell to convince you they aren't holding an elephant's wang are getting more and more far fetched.

In this case, I believe the elephant represents rich people buying stuff made by poor people. The whole circus exists to entertain rich people, without whom there would be no money to do anything. Think about the great artists - Van Gogh, Picasso, Kinkade, Redlin, etc. - who could afford their paintings if not for wealth accumulation in a fraction of the population? Nobody. Art could not exist.

It drives the left mad knowing their lives depend on their service value to rich people. This is what we need to be talking about out loud not in coded analogies.


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