[Glendora Christianson]

An anonymous member sent me this email:

Dear Mother Glendora, my husband says my time of the month is too much for him to bear. He says if I don't get my plumbing pulled, he'll leave me. What should I do? Anonymous in Iowa Falls

[Brother Temperance]

Sounds like somebody needs to be saved through childbirth. If a woman's not pregnant, she's doing something wrong.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

If a woman's not pregnant, she's doing something wrong.

Could be that her husband's doing something wrong.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Could be that her husband's doing something wrong.

(a) the question is about women's things. (b) could you provide any Biblical reference to show that a man can do any wrong in this respect?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

(a) the question is about women's things. (b) could you provide any Biblical reference to show that a man can do any wrong in this respect?

Perhaps he has a low sperm count.
Perhaps he isn't interested in sex.
Perhaps he can't maintain an erection long enough to ejaculate.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Perhaps he has a low sperm count.
Perhaps he isn't interested in sex.
Perhaps he can't maintain an erection long enough to ejaculate.

There's nothing biblical about this load of filth! If the man's not interested in sex, it's because he's a homer or his wife's got a face like a bulldog sucking piss of nettles.

Anyhoo, the question (which you have derailed again!) is about whether the woman should have it all taken away.

If, by virtue of your not wishing to inflict the world with any more small organic DanceswithoutJoy, you have taken yourself out of the gene pool by this method, we would be interested in your experiences. (Graphic details always welcome for the fuller picture.)

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

There's nothing biblical about this load of filth! If the man's not interested in sex, it's because he's a homer or his wife's got a face like a bulldog sucking piss of nettles.

Anyhoo, the question (which you have derailed again!) is about whether the woman should have it all taken away.

The decision of whether or not to have a hysterectomy should be hers and hers alone. If she wants to have children at some point in the future, then obviously, the answer is no.
if she doesn't want children, and her cycles are too much for her to bear, there are less radical options, such as endometrial ablation. The endometrium (lining of the uterus) is basically cauterized, making it impossible for a fertilized egg to implant. No more periods, no more PMS, no worries about getting pregnant.


If, by virtue of your not wishing to inflict the world with any more small organic DanceswithoutJoy, you have taken yourself out of the gene pool by this method, we would be interested in your experiences. (Graphic details always welcome for the fuller picture.)

Actually, I had an endometrial ablation because I was having periods so heavy that I was soaking through my clothes every hour, even using tampons two at a time and excruciating cramps. And my cycles were coming two weeks apart instead of once a month.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Dunces without Joy

Perhaps he can't maintain an erection long enough to ejaculate.

This is the kind of un called for slander that I expect out of you, witch. Being a woman it's believable that you would have no understanding of a man's anatomy.


Any man that can get it up can ejaculate in 10 seconds; you should know that by now. Your husband should call Cialis if he's having trouble getting aroused.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This is the kind of un called for slander that I expect out of you, witch. Being a woman it's believable that you would have no understanding of a man's anatomy.


Any man that can get it up can ejaculate in 10 seconds; you should know that by now. Your husband should call Cialis if he's having trouble getting aroused.

No problems there, but thanks for your concern.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

No problems there, but thanks for your concern.

If there are no problems why do you have no children? Or do you wickers just abort any babies you get and send their little souls on to Satan?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

If there are no problems why do you have no children? Or do you wickers just abort any babies you get and send their little souls on to Satan?

Not everyone wants children, BJ. We don't want children, and we've made sure that I won't get pregnant.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

This is OFFICIALLY THeeeee MOST DISGUSTING Thread ever posted on LBC.

Way to go Dances. You completely and UTTER-ly ruined this thread.



People want to read the GOOD WORD not about your disgusting bodily fluids.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

This is OFFICIALLY THeeeee MOST DISGUSTING Thread ever posted on LBC.

Way to go Dancsd. You completely and UTTERly ruined this thread.



People want to read the GOOD WORD not about your disgusting bodily fluids.

How exactly do you thik you can have a thread dealing with the reproductive system and not have bodily fluids mentioned at some point? There are certain bodily fluids that are pretty important in the reproductive process. You have a child, so you've had sex at least once in your life - you really should know this.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

How exactly do you thik you can have a thread dealing with the reproductive system and not have bodily fluids mentioned at some point? There are certain bodily fluids that are pretty important in the reproductive process. You have a child, so you've had sex at least once in your life - you really should know this.

Well that's the difference between a filthy baby eating harlot like you and a proper Christian (Baptist, Republican) Lady like Sister Thumper; no bodily fluid exchange was involved when her son was begotten on her. Sister Thumper has some class and doesn't go around rutting like a wicker she-pig in heat splattering her girl-jizz all in wild abandon turning her bed room into AIDs covered chamber of horrors. A sheet between the man and woman with the lights out is how Jesus wants it done and you cant bet you last dollar that's how Sister Thumper did it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Well that's the difference between a filthy baby eating harlot like you and a proper Christian (Baptist, Republican) Lady like Sister Thumper; no bodily fluid exchange was involved when her son was begotten on her. Sister Thumper has some class and doesn't go around rutting like a wicker she-pig in heat splattering her girl-jizz all in wild abandon turning her bed room into AIDs covered chamber of horrors. A sheet between the man and woman with the lights out is how Jesus wants it done and you cant bet you last dollar that's how Sister Thumper did it.

Semen is a bodily fluid, BJ. Unless her son was an immaculate conception, there was semen involved.
And if she didn't produce vaginal secretions, penetration would have been extremely uncomfortable for her - since I doubt that TC's would approve of KY or Astroglide.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Semen is a bodily fluid, BJ. Unless her son was an immaculate conception, there was semen involved.
And if she didn't produce vaginal secretions, penetration would have been extremely uncomfortable for her - since I doubt that TC's would approve of KY or Astroglide.

How I conceived precious little Tater is none of your business you vile Harlot!

Poor Momma G is going to be so disappointed when she sees how you've single handedly managed to make this entire thread a smarmy porno show.

Have you no shame?

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

How I conceived precious little Tater is none of your business you vile Harlot!

Poor Momma G is going to be so disappointed when she sees how you've single handedly managed to make this entire thread a smarmy porno show.

Have you no shame?

Because of some of those words Dances with Orgasms used, my husband has forbidden me from reading this thread any further!

PS Is it just me, or are men awfully sensitive about the E word???

[Justina Thyme]

It's not just you, Mother Glynndie. It's them, all of them. They're worried about too fast, too slow, too much, not enough, and any other weird combination you can think of. It's like a sad little production of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except it's a lot harder to get to the happy ending.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Have you no shame?

None.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Justina Thyme

It's not just you, Mother Glynndie. It's them, all of them. They're worried about too fast, too slow, too much, not enough, and any other weird combination you can think of. It's like a sad little production of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except it's a lot harder to get to the happy ending.

Oh dear! And I had always thought he should get it over with quickly before the Lord disapproves. Besides, I have to check on my baking every ten to twelve minutes.