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03-29-2010, 12:52 AM
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Oh you haven't? Then explain to me how you have 'punched the most queers' please.
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The "hate crime" comment was a JOKE.
I was pointing out the hypocracy of liberals who declare the Bible a "hate crime" and then call us retards who will burn in hell.
Of course he punched the most queers. There's no hate crime laws in Freehold.
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03-29-2010, 12:53 AM
"Punching the most queers" does not mean stomping on them like the little kid said earlier. It means rebuking them to find the Word of God™.
What, do you think I go around hitting people? That is against secular law, son.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-29-2010, 12:53 AM
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YOu called me a retard! That's a hate crime!!!!!!!! (according to liberals)
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Yeah, you're a retard for thinking that you are the perfect image of Christians. You are the worst Christians I have ever seen! I've read the Bible, and I'm pretty damn sure that if there is a God, he frowns upon every piffleing one of you for being so judgmental. Get a life and stop being d*cks to everyone that isn't as extreme of a Christian as you so claim to be. Jesus died for your sins. Don't make him come to earth again just so he can kill you all for being supremacist d*ckheads. I'm done arguing with you. I'm a quarter of your age but clearly natural selection has selected me rather than you.
Oh yeah, did I mention I'm a girl? Yeah, you're arguing with a girl. I thought all we did was cook, clean, cry, bleed, and give birth to future *ssholes like yourselves? Hmm... it would appear as though we've also been given the function of being smarter than you. Not too much of a challenge, though. You're about the stupidest person I've ever talked to. I once was a teacher aid for a Special Ed class and I met kids there who were smarter than you.
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03-29-2010, 12:54 AM
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Human value has nothing to do with intelligence, it has to do with us BEING MADE IN THE IMAGE OF GOD. Those filled with impure genes - those not so close to the image of God - are not equal.
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According to you. According to law, EVERYBODY is equal.
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03-29-2010, 12:57 AM
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According to you. According to law, EVERYBODY is equal.
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According to the law contained in the Bill of Rights, we can treat people as unequals. It's called the first amendment - free speech rights.
So why are you dragging the law into this? Do you even HAVE a point?
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03-29-2010, 12:57 AM
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..................Oh yeah, did I mention I'm a girl? ..................
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Well, that certainly explains why you seemed so childish.
A teachers AIDs, before you were 14. That explains even more.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-29-2010, 12:58 AM
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Oh yeah, did I mention I'm a girl?
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Posting under the name David? So you're a fraud, a liar, and a cross-dresser.
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03-29-2010, 01:00 AM
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According to the law contained in the Bill of Rights, we can treat people as unequals. It's called the first amendment - free speech rights.
So why are you dragging the law into this? Do you even HAVE a point?
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My point, before the thread got out of hand, was that Everybody is equal, INCLUDING women and africans, and that you shouldn't discriminate.
God teaches you to love thy neighbor. What if your neighbor happens to be a woman?
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03-29-2010, 01:01 AM
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God teaches you to love thy neighbor. What if your neighbor happens to be a woman?
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I love my dog, is my dog equal? Your logic is still flawed. "Love thy Neighbor" does not contradict the rest of the Bible, which commands that women submit in silence, and that slaves obey their master as they obey Christ.
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03-29-2010, 01:06 AM
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"Love thy Neighbor" does not contradict the rest of the Bible, which commands that women submit in silence, and that slaves obey their master as they obey Christ.
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No it doesn't...
You sir need to get off the drugs/home brew.....
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03-29-2010, 01:06 AM
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I love my dog, is my dog equal? Your logic is still flawed. "Love thy Neighbor" does not contradict the rest of the Bible, which commands that women submit in silence, and that slaves obey their master as they obey Christ.
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You keep going back to the animals. I have alreadty said animals are not our equals, but all humans are.
I have a quote here.
God created the woman as a "helper" for the man: The LORD God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him." (NIV, Genesis 2:18)
However, being a "helper" does not imply that the woman was inferior or subservient to the man; the same Hebrew word, `ezer, translated as "helper," is used to describe God, Himself, in Psalms 33:20, 70:5, 115:9-11. In fact, God created both men and women in His own image and made them equal custodians of all His creation: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground." (NRSV, Genesis 2:27-28)
When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God. He created them male and female and blessed them. And when they were created, he called them "man." (NIV, Genesis 5:1-2)
Explain how women are not equal again?
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03-29-2010, 01:07 AM
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What if your neighbor happens to be a woman?
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What's she doing living alone, without a father or husband? Is she a prostitute, a witch, or an adulterer/divorcee?
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03-29-2010, 01:10 AM
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the same Hebrew word, `ezer, translated as "helper,"
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THe KJV was written in ENGLISH, not jew-babble.
So the jews believe that God is a woman, who bleeds every month. So what?
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03-29-2010, 01:10 AM
We use the KJV here,
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Also, as a good Christian woman, stop trying to help me. I'm happy with my home and my life. I've even heard Afghani women say they were happier under Taliban rule because at least they had homes, food, and a family in one piece.
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03-29-2010, 01:11 AM
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Posting under the name David? So you're a fraud, a liar, and a cross-dresser.
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Yeah, I lied. And I fooled you. So who's the superior one here?
Also, yes. I'm a 14 year old girl who was a teacher aid. I was actually helpful to the community. What have you done for your community? Punched homosexuals, gone to jail, and spread hate? Oh, that's cool too.
I have better things to do with my time than talk to fools like you. There are actually important things I can do. Isn't it time for your daily queer-punch?
I support gay marriage. I'm a democrat. I'm a girl who can do more with their life than you can in a million lives. Perhaps I'll become a lesbian just to piss you off. No, seriously. Go die. You aren't benefitting anybody. I feel sorry for any children any of you have because they will grow up with one asshole of a dad. Good day, homophobes. I truly hope there is a God in this universe so he can send your asses to the lowest level of hell. I likely won't be returning. It's not because I'm too afraid to keep arguing, because I know you male supremacists will turn it into me being a fearful woman. It's because you all act like children and I don't feel the need to argue fruitlessly with children.
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03-29-2010, 01:13 AM
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THe KJV was written in ENGLISH, not jew-babble.
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The Authorized King James Version is an English translation of the Christian Holy Bible begun in 1604 and completed in 1611 by the Church of England.
It's a TRANSLATION of the bible, so of course it's written in English. It's based off the original.
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03-29-2010, 01:15 AM
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Well said.
It reminds me of Mary Matalin, assistant to President George W. Bush and counselor to Vice President Dick Cheney, who told us how to use inequality to speed up your workplace: Time is the most valuable commodity on a campaign and you just can't waste it thinking about how to choose your words carefully or get your job done more diplomatically. If someone isn't in tears every day, that day wasn't all it could be advancing the campaign. I once witnessed an experienced (big) man slap a professional female colleague across the face over an ad buy... and no one thought anything of it...
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03-29-2010, 01:15 AM
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I have better things to do with my time than talk to fools like you. There are actually important things I can do. Isn't it time for your daily queer-punch?
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And yet you troll here, funny that.
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03-29-2010, 01:17 AM
I went to my local library and went to the fiction section. There was the bible. /end topics and christianity
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03-29-2010, 01:18 AM
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Yeah, I lied. And I fooled you. So who's the superior one here?
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Wow, even for a child your logic is terrible. Maybe my hair is a bit greyer than in my avatar pic, so are we equal now?
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Just not right now, it seems.
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Perhaps I'll become a lesbian just to piss you off.
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What, do they do it for any other reason?
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Oh, I think my witnessing will bear fruit, eventually.
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