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Re: WARNING! Protect Your Children From Librarians! -
11-28-2006, 09:10 PM
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Ok first it makes 10 times the sence of your faggy US system... The English dont even use their system anymore because they think it is retarded!
Yes, and when's the last time you heard anyone talking about the English?
ANd by the way the Jews are still the favored people of the lord. It has been fortold in the book of revelations that the lord will still protect the nation of israel from harm before the comming of the messia.
Yeah, He's been doing a real good job of that so far, hasn't He? *cough* Holocaust *cough*
and Though jesus was born onto the vergin mary, she still contributed to his genetics. Mary is from one of the most prominent families in all of Judism.
Your posts are vergin' on unreadable, not to mention nonsensical.
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Wow if you cant undersand what i wrote about Jesus because i spelles virgin wrong you are an idiot and should never be allowed in public again.
and the holocost was not the NATION of israel... oh and by the way just because God "favors" a race doesnt mean that nothing bad will ever happen! Look at adam and eve...
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11-28-2006, 09:15 PM
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Wow if you cant undersand what i wrote about Jesus because i spelles virgin wrong you are an idiot and should never be allowed in public again.
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No, I can understand what you meant to write. The problem is that what you write makes no sense, and you are clearly not a native speaker of English. Are you a darkie, by any chance?
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Originally Posted by Confused Phil
and the holocost was not the NATION of israel... oh and by the way just because God "favors" a race doesnt mean that nothing bad will ever happen! Look at adam and eve...
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You were saying the Jews are still the Lord's chosen people. Do you stand by that statement? And what about Adam and Eve? According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: WARNING! Protect Your Children From Librarians! -
11-28-2006, 09:21 PM
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Wow if you cant undersand what i wrote about Jesus because i spelles virgin wrong
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Hey, hey, hey!
Cathy-licker, say!
How many mackerels have you snapped today?
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11-28-2006, 10:23 PM
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No, I can understand what you meant to write. The problem is that what you write makes no sense, and you are clearly not a native speaker of English. Are you a darkie, by any chance?
You were saying the Jews are still the Lord's chosen people. Do you stand by that statement? And what about Adam and Eve? According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup.
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No i am white! And my english is just fine...
"According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup."
What do you mean?
Do you actually know what evolution is?
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11-28-2006, 10:39 PM
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No i am white! And my english is just fine...
"English". And yours is moderate to poor.
"According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup."
What do you mean?
He means that at the instant of the 'big bang' you want to postulate, the universe was STERILE. It was a billion degrees. Get it? S-T-E-R-I-L-E. Nothing alive. And you are suggesting that life just kinda....you know, evolved from rocks.
Do you actually know what evolution is?
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Yeah. It's the stars you see after you get clocked in the head, which has happened to you once too often.
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11-28-2006, 11:11 PM
No one actually believes that any animals evolved from rocks...
You creationists are just trying to put overdramatic inflections on scientific theories so that you can make your self feel better. Its not my fault if your faith is not strong enough to with stand the test of scientific discovery.
And by the way your whole "Holier than thou" attitude is EXACTLY why people hate Christians!
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11-28-2006, 11:29 PM
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No one actually believes that any animals evolved from rocks...
Of course not. GOD created them.
You creationists are just trying to put overdramatic inflections on scientific theories so that you can make your self feel better. Its not my fault if your faith is not strong enough to with stand the test of scientific discovery.
Hey, YOU are the one who said nothing in the Bible was scientifically provable. Now you look like a dumbass.
And by the way your whole "Holier than thou" attitude is EXACTLY why people hate Christians!
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Sorry, but we ARE holier than thou. And a LOT smarter.
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11-28-2006, 11:36 PM
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No one actually believes that any animals evolved from rocks...
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Then where did organic life come from? Your problem is this: Organic life exists. At some point, it didn't. Where did the first organic life-form come from, if not rocks?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-28-2006, 11:37 PM
I did not ever say that the Bible was scientifically provable... i challenged someone else to give me an example of anything that has ever been scientifically proven in the Bible.
Just because you read the KJV 1611 and dont undersand a word that it's archaic English says does not make you any holier than anyone else. And how are you smarter? All you have said is that the bible shows how the universe was created, you have yet to provide and substanciating evidence that difinitivly proves your theories. We scientists can actually do the experiments and publish the results... what do you have a child's version of the creation theory?
Christians are the most hated group of people in the world! You are contributing greatly to that fact!
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11-28-2006, 11:53 PM
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Then where did organic life come from? Your problem is this: Organic life exists. At some point, it didn't. Where did the first organic life-form come from, if not rocks?
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Well it has actually been proven that Amino acids can be synthesized from the early atmospheric conditions. This is one of the most famous studies ever done, it ranks up there with the discovery of DNA as the genetic material and The first fission reaction. Organic gases are present all through out the universe as are all gases and compounds that were used to create these proteins.
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11-29-2006, 12:12 AM
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Well it has actually been proven that Amino acids can be synthesized from the early atmospheric conditions. This is one of the most famous studies ever done, it ranks up there with the discovery of DNA as the genetic material and The first fission reaction. Organic gases are present all through out the universe as are all gases and compounds that were used to create these proteins.
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No, it hasn't. Only GOD can create life from a sterile lump of clay.
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11-29-2006, 12:16 AM
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I did not ever say that the Bible was scientifically provable... i challenged someone else to give me an example of anything that has ever been scientifically proven in the Bible.
Christians are the most hated group of people in the world! You are contributing greatly to that fact!
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And that request was granted HERE, in spades. Now we are still waiting for your apology to Pastor Pistle and Jesus! 
As far as being hated, we True Christians™ take pride in that. For it was foretold in the Holy Bible:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
See? Every time you persecute us, we are doubly blessed by the Lord. GLORY! 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WARNING! Protect Your Children From Librarians! -
11-29-2006, 12:22 AM
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And that request was granted HERE, in spades. Now we are still waiting for your apology to Pastor Pistle and Jesus!
As far as being hated, we True Christians™ take pride in that. For it was foretold in the Holy Bible:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Whoa... i dont know if you can read but i said that there is nothing in the bible that can be proven... how is it that you think i said the complete opposite?
Hate is not a tool of Jesus it is a tool of Satan! By being hated you limit the number of people that would ever want to join your church... isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?
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11-29-2006, 12:24 AM
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isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?
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11-29-2006, 12:27 AM
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Hate is not a tool of Jesus it is a tool of Satan! By being hated you limit the number of people that would ever want to join your church... isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?
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Wrong again, false Christian.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Have you ever even read the Bible? You are guilty of several of these things that God HATES. Better get right with Jesus, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-29-2006, 12:34 AM
Wow i didn't know that running a church was so profitable. God does not descriminate his love on the basis of money. THe bible actually says that the poor woman who gave two cents is more christianly and the richest men tithing fortunes. If you require $1000 in tithing you are capitalizing on people's beliefs. You know what that sounds like dont you... it sounds like you are selling salvation to the highest bidder. You are a liar!
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11-29-2006, 12:36 AM
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Wrong again, false Christian.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Have you ever even read the Bible? You are guilty of several of these things that God HATES. Better get right with Jesus, boy.
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[19] A false witness that speaketh lies
oh no! you might want to watch out for that one!
Yes there are things that God hates... but if you could read english i said that it is not a tool of Jesus meaning that it is not something that can be used to bring people to the Lord!
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11-29-2006, 12:43 AM
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but if you could read english i said that it is not a tool of Jesus meaning that it is not something that can be used to bring people to the Lord!
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We can read English. We just can't read whatever the hell language it is that you write. And what do you care about the Lord anyway? You just told Him His book is a bunch of b.s.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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11-29-2006, 12:54 AM
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We can read English. We just can't read whatever the hell language it is that you write. And what do you care about the Lord anyway? You just told Him His book is a bunch of b.s.
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No i really didn't. I said that there is noting in the Bible that needs to be scientifically proven for true faith to exist ( i dont know if i need a TM or a Copyright but to be honest i dont really care). I do not need the Bible's acuracy proven to me to be a christian. I also dont think that it can be done, but doesnt someone who can believe even if it is not provable more faithful?
All of the ministers and christians could spend their lives scientificaly proving that the Bible is true... but would it matter?
The only things that CAN be scientifically proven about the Bible is the relitive time at which it was written. There is no way to prove accuracy based upon man's account of that time. Or what God, who speaks to people personally and usually not in words, said and meant thousands of years ago. it is just impossible.
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11-29-2006, 03:18 AM
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Do they allow books on spelling?
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Magick is spelled with a 'ck'. The 'magic' you're thinking of is like Sigfrid and Roy. It's just stage magic and illusions, not real magick, like whitchcraft. They use the 'ck' to distinguish them.
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